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Post by KrutonTheFirst12YearOldSmark on Jan 3, 2007 14:11:58 GMT -5
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 3, 2007 15:36:15 GMT -5
Don't think I can link to it, but I was always a big fan of:
Denis Leary: Coffee Bit ("Cappucino, Frappucino, Rappacino, Alpacino.....I want plain BLACK coffee, dammit!" )
George Carlin: The Seven Dirty Words
There are more, but that's just two off the top of my head.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jan 3, 2007 15:53:52 GMT -5
I'm not linking to it, but Sam Kinison's bit on the crucifixion kills me.
Worshippers: It's a shame he has to die!
Jesus: Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody'd get a ladder and a pair of pliers!
Worshippers: But the Bible says you're supposed to die!
Jesus: Oh, by the book, by the book!
And what makes it even cooler ... former minister.
Jed Shaffer
~If Kinison were alive today, we wouldn't have these morons who think they're comedians.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 3, 2007 15:57:08 GMT -5
Sam prolly would've strangled Dane Cook after catching Cook swiping one of his routines......
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AmandaJ
Don Corleone
My heart...after you broke it.
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Post by AmandaJ on Jan 3, 2007 16:14:16 GMT -5
Eddie Izzard-Cake or Death
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Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 3, 2007 16:16:44 GMT -5
Sam prolly would've strangled Dane Cook after catching Cook swiping one of his routines...... *nods* |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 3, 2007 16:18:28 GMT -5
I'm not linking to it, but Sam Kinison's bit on the crucifixion kills me. Worshippers: It's a shame he has to die! Jesus: Well, maybe I wouldn't have to if somebody'd get a ladder and a pair of pliers! Worshippers: But the Bible says you're supposed to die! Jesus: Oh, by the book, by the book! And what makes it even cooler ... former minister. Jed Shaffer ~If Kinison were alive today, we wouldn't have these morons who think they're comedians. Lick the alphabet. |
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Post by gsguy on Jan 3, 2007 16:19:54 GMT -5
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jan 3, 2007 16:34:57 GMT -5
Prior to opening the thread, these were the two that I was going to nominate. So great, I got nothing now. Hmmm. I like a lot of one liner comics. Oh wait...they call me... Tater Salad |
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 3, 2007 16:38:41 GMT -5
Prior to opening the thread, these were the two that I was going to nominate. So great, I got nothing now. Hmmm. I like a lot of one liner comics. Oh wait...they call me... Tater Salad Ron White's entire "You Can't Fix Stupid" album is HILARIOUS. He's LEAGUES funnier than Larry The Cable Guy. |
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 3, 2007 16:49:03 GMT -5
Bill Hicks - The Jimi Hendrix/Debbie Gibson album
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Jan 3, 2007 17:37:59 GMT -5
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 3, 2007 17:40:40 GMT -5
Bill Hicks-- Dinosaurs in the Bible
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Jan 3, 2007 17:54:24 GMT -5
ANY George Carlin or David Cross rant on religion.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 3, 2007 17:55:57 GMT -5
ANY George Carlin or David Cross rant on religion. Speaking of David Cross, his "Stephen Hawking with a hooker" and "after I die, sell my body to a necrophiliac" bits crack me up every time. |
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Post by samachine on Jan 3, 2007 17:57:35 GMT -5
'Richard Pryor running down the street'
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Jan 3, 2007 17:58:34 GMT -5
ANY George Carlin or David Cross rant on religion. Speaking of David Cross, his "Stephen Hawking with a hooker" and "after I die, sell my body to a necrophiliac" bits crack me up every time. Cross definitely rules. I still miss Tobias Funke on Arrested Development. |
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 3, 2007 18:14:33 GMT -5
Speaking of David Cross, his "Stephen Hawking with a hooker" and "after I die, sell my body to a necrophiliac" bits crack me up every time. Cross definitely rules. I still miss Tobias Funke on Arrested Development. See the sig? Oh yeah, buddy. You don't need to tell me about the awesomeness that is David Cross. You're preaching to the choir. ;D Now we just have to get out and spread the word, so that the rest of the world can know the greatness of Mr. Cross. |
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 3, 2007 18:18:05 GMT -5
I was once exposed to the greatness of David Cross. Didn't think it was so great. In fact, I hated it. Still do. No offense.
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Jan 3, 2007 18:20:10 GMT -5
Now we just have to get out and spread the word, so that the rest of the world can know the greatness of Mr. Cross. To the YouTube! |
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