fg
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Gaming
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Post by fg on Jul 4, 2024 14:54:01 GMT -5
…Stand back while I celebrate freedom. I need matches.
Man: “Fresh out.”
No lighter. Okay, I will get this firecracker.
(Lights up firecracker but the wick breaks. Facing death as the firecracker somehow hasn’t exploded yet, I put the thing in the fridge only to take it out when I realize the beer will get damaged. So I put in in the dishwasher and explosion is heard with black liquid seeping through the sink.)
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jul 4, 2024 15:55:53 GMT -5
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Jul 4, 2024 16:04:56 GMT -5
School's out! Up yours Krabappel!
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jul 4, 2024 16:20:02 GMT -5
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jul 4, 2024 16:30:08 GMT -5
 "Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out!" |
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Glitch
Grimlock
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Jul 4, 2024 16:50:37 GMT -5
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Jul 4, 2024 17:16:54 GMT -5
AMERICA YA!
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 4, 2024 17:43:51 GMT -5
“You see, for us, baseball was a game. But for Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez, baseball was life.”
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 4, 2024 18:42:35 GMT -5
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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jm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by jm on Jul 4, 2024 18:47:51 GMT -5
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fg
Unicron
Gaming
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Post by fg on Jul 4, 2024 19:21:47 GMT -5
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUGH GUY! (Sticks his thumb out.) |
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Soultastic
El Dandy
Only an idiot can be completely happy.
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Post by Soultastic on Jul 4, 2024 20:27:47 GMT -5
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Gunhaver
Team Rocket
"Gunhaver! You actually have a gun!"
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Post by Gunhaver on Jul 4, 2024 20:47:13 GMT -5
my cats hid from the fireworks
they hate freedom
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fg
Unicron
Gaming
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Post by fg on Jul 4, 2024 20:53:46 GMT -5
my cats hid from the fireworks they hate freedom When I had a dog, he was scared of rain, thunder, lightning and fireworks (he had a bad experience when he was 5. He didn’t get hurt though. He just heard a very loud thunderclap and possibly saw a lightning strike and got scared.) Inside Edition even did a segment on pets being scared of fireworks including a dog hiding in a open dryer. |
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