Looks like FAN will be having massive layoffs.

[Glitch]

When we didn't get that pizza oven from mid-south should have been a sign.

[mcmahonfan85]

man, this is some bullshit! i've been here since 2006, putting in long hours the entire time, and not only am i still make $0 per post, but now i might get future endeavored?! this is all due to mod incompetence, isn't it. we told them two years ago their idea for the Cyberjetski was stupid, but did they listen to us? no! they went ahead and made an overpriced butt ugly jet ski that stops working when it gets wet.

[chrom]

Can't layoff me I have tenure

[Zombie Mod]

Jul 15, 2024 8:05:03 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

man, this is some bullshit! i've been here since 2006, putting in long hours the entire time, and not only am i still make $0 per post, but now i might get future endeavored?! this is all due to mod incompetence, isn't it. we told them two years ago their idea for the Cyberjetski was stupid, but did they listen to us? no! they went ahead and made an overpriced butt ugly jet ski that stops working when it gets wet.

we made money on those Cyberjetski's, it was the deal with ric flair to sponsor our space programme to invade explore mars and negotiate for mining rights with Bigfoot. we should have known better but who would have known flair burned us and left us in a massive financial hole that will take years to climb out of, who knew jet fuel was edible to exactly one single human?

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

You can’t prove that I was embezzling money for a new jacuzzi, there’s no evidence on Discord detailing all of my shady business actions!

[Mid-Carder]

I'll be playing the Woman Card so you can't fire me or I'll sue

[Gecko]

Time to dig out the incriminating photos again.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

... I'll show THEM superfluous...

[XIII]

Jokes on them…I just re-debuted wearing a jet pack. I’m more popular than ever!

[Perd]

We can’t even afford to put dots on the live threads, anymore.

[schma]

I have people skills!

[Totorob101]

You cant fire me, i quit!

[Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie]

Elaine Dickinson: [On P.A] Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Please listen to me! I want to tell you what's going on with the FAN forums! Thank you. We're laying off many hard working mods ... just a tad.

Tad Woman: Miss? What exactly is "a tad?"

Elaine Dickinson: In bear terms, that's about half a million mods. The large amount of pizza posts you see are members linking to far too many tasty bread and tomato treats pictures off geocities. Also we're running without a localhost and can't seem to change pages.

Dr. Stone: Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?

Elaine Dickinson: Not exactly. We're also out of basketballs.

[the members, who stayed calm for the other disastrous announcements, become hysterical]

[4real]

A day after England fans dreams are crushed again? Dude read the room!

[Zombie Mod]

Jul 15, 2024 11:00:36 GMT -5 Gecko said:

Time to dig out the incriminating photos again.

you pinky promised you didn't make any copies of those!

uhh... I mean what incriminating photos?

[DragonMasterP]

I've got friends in high places, get rid of me and you've got them to deal with, trust me.

[Big DSR Energy]

You're letting me go?!

"DSR, FAN is a family forum. Happy families. Maybe single people make shitposts, we don't know. Frankly, we don't wanna know. They're posters we can do without."

So that's it, after 19 years, "So long, good luck"?!

"I don't recall saying 'Good luck'."

[ayumidah]

... *starts slowly packing up things*

[cosmo]

I hope the mods don't mind if I do a little brown-nosing to get their job when they're laid off.

[The Legend of Groose]

What's The Legend of Sidon doing in the Impact Zone?!??!?