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Post by dirtydickraines on Jan 6, 2007 15:37:43 GMT -5
The next time you watch Sunday Night Football, imagine John Madden naked.
OK, don't do that. But imagine what you would do, if you were a parent, and the John Madden football video game you bought for your 14 year-old contained porn images on it. That's what happened this Christmas to the Mahoney family in Utah. They bought the Madden NFL 07 game at a Circuit City, and when their son put it into his Xbox 360 console, he saw something you don't usually see on the football field: naked people!
His first thought: "this is definitely not Madden."
He told his parents and they called Electronic Arts. They're investigating the incident. In the meantime, they gave him a new game for free. No word on which game he'd rather have.
abjab.com
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midicai
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Post by midicai on Jan 6, 2007 15:41:36 GMT -5
......what?
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 6, 2007 15:44:30 GMT -5
Were any of them Matt Leinart?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 6, 2007 15:46:18 GMT -5
That gives a whole new meaning to the term "Tight End."
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2007 15:46:39 GMT -5
John Madden: I don't care why they're doing it, they're ruining a perfectly good game of FOOTBALL!
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 6, 2007 15:47:26 GMT -5
huh?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 6, 2007 15:47:54 GMT -5
John Madden: I don't care why they're doing it, they're ruining a perfectly good game of FOOTBALL! I guess this is a job for Fox Security and their Just One Gun!!!! |
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 6, 2007 15:52:51 GMT -5
"Here's a guy that when he's naked, he has no clothes on."
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 6, 2007 16:00:14 GMT -5
"Here's a guy that when he's naked, he has no clothes on." "You see, the guy takes his clothes off. And, the girls takes off her lingerie, nice frilly things, and such. And, then get to kissing and hugging and a little, HEH HEH, dirty petting. And then, the guy inserts his penis into the girls vagina, and then they start move and such. And then, BOOM!!!!, it's over, and they have a cigarrette. It's, HEH HEH, quite fun!" |
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 6, 2007 16:02:00 GMT -5
Am I hearing Frank Caliendo?
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 6, 2007 16:03:25 GMT -5
Half the clothes are on, and half the clothes are off, but Brett Farve is the greatest quarterback of all time, you owe me fifty bucks.
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Post by gsguy on Jan 6, 2007 17:25:36 GMT -5
"Here's a guy that when he's naked, he has no clothes on." "You see, the guy takes his clothes off. And, the girls takes off her lingerie, nice frilly things, and such. And, then get to kissing and hugging and a little, HEH HEH, dirty petting. And then, the guy inserts his member into the girls female anatomy, and then they start move and such. And then, BOOM!!!!, it's over, and they have a cigarrette. It's, HEH HEH, quite fun!" Madden narrating a porn? I'd pay double to see that. |
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Post by BigBadZ on Jan 6, 2007 17:30:15 GMT -5
My friend got Talladega Nights for Christmas and when he put it in his computer to watch it, about 20 seconds of porn came on... it was very weird
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Post by Alucard on Jan 6, 2007 17:58:41 GMT -5
i suddenly wanna go buy Talladega Nights and Madden.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 6, 2007 18:11:53 GMT -5
i suddenly wanna go buy Talladega Nights and Madden. I don't even understand American Football but i'm gonna go buy Madden now |
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 6, 2007 18:12:22 GMT -5
That is funny and weird at the same time.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 6, 2007 18:13:56 GMT -5
Did anyone else imagine Balls Mahoney as the kids dad after reading the family's name?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 6, 2007 18:20:06 GMT -5
They should have John Madden use his on-screen illustrator for a porn. The scene would pause, and he could then draw a circle around the guy's dick, and draw an arrow going to the girl's area.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 6, 2007 18:21:31 GMT -5
They should have John Madden use his on-screen illustrator for a porn. The scene would pause, and he could then draw a circle around the guy's dick, and draw an arrow going to the girl's area. BOOM! |
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 6, 2007 18:22:39 GMT -5
They should have John Madden use his on-screen illustrator for a porn. The scene would pause, and he could then draw a circle around the guy's dick, and draw an arrow going to the girl's area. BOOM! That is what I was going to post, good man. |
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