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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 9, 2007 10:06:01 GMT -5
Is one of those unfunny comedians on VH1 and E! who comment on celebrity lives.
"A lot of guys have checked into the Paris Hilton...HAHAHAHAHA...cause she's like a slut and stuff."
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Post by tommyvercetti on Jan 9, 2007 10:10:46 GMT -5
A crack dealer.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jan 9, 2007 10:12:35 GMT -5
Remember those commercials that had kids saying "I wanna be a chef/astronaut/quarterback/etc", and then they'd show a strung-out smack freak and the voiceover would say "Nobody ever says 'I wanna be a junkie when I grow up'."
Well, I do.
Jed Shaffer ~Maybe drugs would make "Everybody Loves Raymond" funny. No, scratch that. NOTHING could.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 9, 2007 10:13:10 GMT -5
And I'll be the loan shark that loans people money so they can buy your crack, and then I'll take their thumbs when they can't repay.
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Post by wrath on Jan 9, 2007 10:15:19 GMT -5
A birthday cake
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Post by willywonka666 on Jan 9, 2007 11:00:15 GMT -5
Can I blow out your candle? Sorry, that didn't come out right
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 9, 2007 11:42:28 GMT -5
Can I blow out your candle? Sorry, that didn't come out right *Cue Price is Right music*
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Post by THE Dinobot on Jan 9, 2007 13:09:40 GMT -5
I'll be your midget counterpart, a fabulous chocolate cupcake.
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
Posts: 13,829
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 9, 2007 13:10:24 GMT -5
Dead.
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Post by Rocky Van Heineken on Jan 9, 2007 13:39:03 GMT -5
Black.
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Post by samachine on Jan 9, 2007 14:00:47 GMT -5
John Holmes, baby
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
Posts: 13,829
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 9, 2007 14:04:26 GMT -5
So you want to have a big shlong, bang tons of old-school hos, and then die of AIDS?
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Post by samachine on Jan 9, 2007 14:04:57 GMT -5
So you want to have a big shlong, bang tons of old-school hos, and then die of AIDS? You forgot my stache.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 9, 2007 14:10:54 GMT -5
A principal or a caterpillar.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 9, 2007 14:48:51 GMT -5
Jed Shaffer ~Maybe drugs would make "Everybody Loves Raymond" funny. No, scratch that. NOTHING could. Notfornuthin', Styles, but "'Til Death" makes "Everybody Loves Raymond" look funny in comparison...
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