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Post by tommyvercetti on Jan 9, 2007 11:54:38 GMT -5
Stick scores of live black widow spiders to the interior of someones jock strap.
Your turn.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 9, 2007 11:57:04 GMT -5
have a monster like Jason or Michael Myers stab someone in the heart with a car key and act like he is trying to trying to start his heart with the key.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jan 9, 2007 12:03:32 GMT -5
Injecting them with a large amount of Viagra at the beginning of the movie and then have them die due to the fact all the blood has rushed... you know where
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 9, 2007 12:37:49 GMT -5
Stuff a person into a giant hot dog bun and roll them down a hill.
A steep hill.
With lots of stuff in the way.
Pointy, sharp things.
And the hot dog bun's gotta be set on fire.
Awesome.
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Post by The"threadicidal"bristolspapa on Jan 9, 2007 13:28:17 GMT -5
Fall into a sarlac pit. Oh wait, you said a cool movie death. Substitue Boba with Anakin.
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Post by LARIATOOO! on Jan 9, 2007 14:25:21 GMT -5
Psychic makes man vomit his brains.
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Jan 9, 2007 14:39:16 GMT -5
Borat would be a cool movie death.
Oh. You mean a TYPE of death. My bad.
Jed Shaffer
~Couldn't help this one.
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 9, 2007 14:43:50 GMT -5
Someone gets a German suplex and dies
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 9, 2007 16:00:52 GMT -5
Split a guy's nostrils open, then shove a tube up there and fill it with killer bees.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 9, 2007 16:57:35 GMT -5
A man is sitting there watching WWE Television. He gets mad at the stupid crap that he is seeing and stands up and kicks his television screen in. His startled cat jumps up from behind the television and grabs on to his face. The man starts screaming and running around with a cat on his head. He runs out onto the fire escape of his crappy little apartment and goes off the edge, plummeting a couple of stories. He hits the ground and bounces a few times, finally dislodging the cat.
He gets up and dusts himself off and can't believe that he is still alive. He raises his hands to the heavens and screams out "Yes!" just before he is attacked by a man in a gorilla suit.
He gets beat all to hell and is lying there dying. As he looks up, he can see into the front window of the little store that is below his crappy little apartment. There are a bunch of little televisions in the front of the store, and they are showing WWE television programming.
As the man breathes his last, the last thing he sees is Vinnie Mac on the television screens with an evil looking smile on his face.
Okay, that wouldn't be a cool movie death, but you can bet your bottom dollar that it will eventually be in one of those movies that WWE Films keep putting out, you just wait and see.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2007 17:02:53 GMT -5
A man is swimming in the ocean as a massive basking shark is opening it's gaping maw to eat some plankton. A strong current pulls him closer, and it doesn't see him. He swims directly inside and gets lodged in the shark, unable to escape.
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Steve Rogers
AC Slater
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
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Post by Steve Rogers on Jan 9, 2007 17:23:39 GMT -5
Guy is trying to get a vial of some type of super virus from terrorists. They do that "Vial of Bad Stuff is Rolling Down the Street!" bit. Vial stops in the path of an oncoming Mack. Hero gets to the vial, grabs it and assumes the Oh-no-I-hope-this-truck-doesn't-hit-me! pose, and the truck just nails him.
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