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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Jan 5, 2007 18:40:16 GMT -5
After an extensive tournament, Jeepers Creppers himself wins the title.
New champ- Jeepers Creepers
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The Raven
Hank Scorpio
Where The Raven flies, there's Jeopardy!: Sports Edition
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Post by The Raven on Jan 5, 2007 18:44:34 GMT -5
Jeepers Creepers realizes he sucks worse than Chucky and forfits the title to a true horror king:
Winner and new champ: Freddy Kruger.
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Post by gsguy on Jan 5, 2007 19:06:28 GMT -5
Freddy Kruger is beaten by Bandit Keith. Keith renames the title the american title...IN AMERICA!
New champ: Bandit Keith
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 5, 2007 19:10:36 GMT -5
Keith throws it in a trashcan and Hacksaw picks it up
NC: Jim Duggan
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2007 19:11:17 GMT -5
But one of my more experienced janissary troops arrives fresh on the scene, and in a 5-minute fight, kills Duggan with his mighty scimitar. He returns to Istanbul where he renames the title the "Ottoman Title".
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 5, 2007 19:13:14 GMT -5
John Heidenreich leads a one-man German invasion of the Ottoman empire, wins, and takes the title, just like in history class folks.
New Champion: HEI-DEN, HEIDENREICH
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 5, 2007 19:14:41 GMT -5
Heidenreich gets Heidenraped
NC: Michael Cole
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 5, 2007 19:16:18 GMT -5
I told Cole to suggest a cartoon about Vince's Ass so he would get in hot water.
New Champ: Me
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Post by MGH on Jan 5, 2007 19:17:27 GMT -5
John Cena overcomes this entire thread.
Champion: John Cena.
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Post by Jew4Bacon on Jan 5, 2007 19:20:59 GMT -5
Former Reserve Knicks Scrub Eddie Lee Wilkins give Cena a Punch to the Face and Pins him
Your new Champ Eddie Lee Wilkins
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Post by Pierre the Renaissance Man on Jan 5, 2007 19:21:11 GMT -5
John Cena realizes hes a 5 move bum. Drops the title in a homeless shelter collection box.
New champ- Pablo the midget orphan
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Byakugan
Unicron
To my peeps and you fools, say it loud and say it proud, Christian rules!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 5, 2007 19:43:37 GMT -5
Pablo is a mexican
New Champ: Kerwin White
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 5, 2007 19:47:28 GMT -5
I point out to Kerwin that his name is too close to mine and making fun of my hispanic descent.
New Champ: Me
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 5, 2007 19:49:47 GMT -5
Eddie Lee Wilkins challenges Da Green Guy to the title since they both lay claim to it. However, during the match, the lights go out. When they come back on, Wilkins and Green Guy are laying on the mat, and they are pinned by the Masked Man who stands in the ring. Then, the Masked Man reveals himself:
New Champ: Snoopy.
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Jan 5, 2007 19:50:20 GMT -5
A nightshift janitor then comes up with a plan to rob the champ with his crew and they each share the title.
New Champ: Eugene Gurkin and the Knights of Prosperity.
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 5, 2007 19:52:31 GMT -5
Eugene gets his title stolen by another janitor.
New Champ: The Janitor from Scrubs.
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Post by Eugene Gurkin on Jan 5, 2007 19:54:02 GMT -5
Another janitor then robs Janitor.
New Champ: Lewis Kiniski
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 5, 2007 21:46:25 GMT -5
Janitor Kiniski gets robbed by yet another janitor...FROM SPAAAACCCCEEEEE
New Champion: Unnamed Ensign 7th Class on the SPS Feinstein
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Jan 5, 2007 21:48:12 GMT -5
Dr. Spock walks up... Vulcan Nerve Pinch...
new champion: DR. Spock
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jan 5, 2007 21:53:26 GMT -5
It is time for Spock to go to Vulcan and mate. But, he has to fight Kirk. In a hard fough battle:
New Champ: Capt. Kirk.
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