Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 6, 2007 14:58:39 GMT -5
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Zutroy
Don Corleone
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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Post by Zutroy on Oct 6, 2007 15:58:44 GMT -5
They've always made sequel to terrible movies. Remember all The Howling movies, like the one with all the music. Crap
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 6, 2007 16:01:30 GMT -5
Because people will buy anything on dvd if it has a scary cover.
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Johnny
King Koopa
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Post by Johnny on Oct 6, 2007 16:03:32 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Date Movie 2.
But written by Kash Flagg and directed by Micheal Bay.
I love explosions.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 6, 2007 16:04:33 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Date Movie 2. But written by Kash Flagg and directed by Micheal Bay. I love explosions. I write "BOOM" on every page for 90 pages.
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Oct 6, 2007 16:06:27 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Date Movie 2. But written by Kash Flagg and directed by Micheal Bay. I love explosions. I write "BOOM" on every page for 90 pages. I'd see it. Seriously Kash, a movie of nothing but explosions, thats your golden ticket to being our most beloved celebrity on this board and the world. Or you could remake Ishtar.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 6, 2007 16:07:13 GMT -5
I'm writing this down.
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Oct 6, 2007 16:10:00 GMT -5
Ishtar with explosions finally? Thats why the movie sucked. Not enough camels blowing up. And enough nudity to drive it up to NC-17 rating and the last minute you cut enough to make it R. Special Limited Kash Suprise Camel Explosion And Boobies Double Disc DVD Set. Get the girls with the huge bigger then most stripper boobies too. Really make it classy.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Oct 6, 2007 16:12:10 GMT -5
Dustin Hoffman, explosions, and ginormous boobs.
Box office gold.
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Johnny
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Post by Johnny on Oct 6, 2007 16:14:07 GMT -5
And Gary Busey for a brief cameo. Just get him drunk and let him work his magic.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2007 16:29:00 GMT -5
Because people will buy anything on dvd if it has a scary cover. Explains why Hilary Swank movies do so well Hi-ooooooooooo ;D
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Oct 6, 2007 16:41:56 GMT -5
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA BATS 2!
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erisi236
Fry's dog Seymour
... enjoys the rich, smooth taste of Camels.
Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Oct 6, 2007 16:44:32 GMT -5
Yeah, Sci-Fi channel should pretty much change it's moniker to.
Sci-Fi: We are sequels to Movies no one liked in the first place
Hell, while we're on the subject I'm still curious as to how The Mangler somehow became a freaking franchise!
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bagsley
Samurai Cop
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Post by bagsley on Oct 6, 2007 17:10:31 GMT -5
Yeah, Sci-Fi channel should pretty much change it's moniker to. Sci-Fi: We are sequels to Movies no one liked in the first place and ECW......you still there???Hell, while we're on the subject I'm still curious as to how The Mangler somehow became a freaking franchise! fixed
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 6, 2007 18:39:46 GMT -5
Dustin Hoffman, explosions, and ginormous boobs. Box office gold. This movie better have Tom Atkins and Eva Angelina in it, or I don't buy any more than 3 copies of it.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 6, 2007 18:41:54 GMT -5
Yeah, Sci-Fi channel should pretty much change it's moniker to. Sci-Fi: We are sequels to Movies no one liked in the first placeHell, while we're on the subject I'm still curious as to how The Mangler somehow became a freaking franchise! You know what would make Van Helsing awesome? IF it had Feedback in it!! (Sci-Fi executive programmer)
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Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Oct 6, 2007 18:43:37 GMT -5
"Watch out, the Bats are gonna getcha...BATS! BATS! BATS! They're gonna suck you dry!"
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 6, 2007 18:43:38 GMT -5
Just so you guys know, Wrong Turn 2 comes out this Tuesday! It got Henry Rollins in it.
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 6, 2007 18:44:54 GMT -5
Yeah, Sci-Fi channel should pretty much change it's moniker to. Sci-Fi: We are sequels to Movies no one liked in the first placeHell, while we're on the subject I'm still curious as to how The Mangler somehow became a freaking franchise! You know what would make Van Helsing awesome? IF it had never happened. Fixed. And Wrong Turn 2 looks pretty good for what it is. Plus, the director's a great guy.
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AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Oct 6, 2007 18:45:12 GMT -5
"Watch out, the Bats are gonna getcha...BATS! BATS! BATS! They're gonna suck you dry!" Isn't the studio that distributed it theatrically shut down now?
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