HB-HO/Skinimax Bikini Movies Appreciation Thread

[Chainsaw]

You may have seen these on your local pay cable channels. Bikini Cavegirl. Bikini Round Up. Bikini Pizza Delivery Service (that one may or may not be made up). They always have the same actors in them (Nicole Sheridan, Evan Stone, Beverley Lynne), they always have terrible softcore porn simulation in them, and almost always, they never really have bikinis.

Yet, I cannot stop watching these. At least in parts. They're so ridiculously over the top, they're hilarious. Right now, BIKINI PIRATES is on, and I can't stop watching it (mostly because of the redhead with giant fake boobs playing the pirate captain). It's crazy.

So, anyone else ever see any of these "movies"?

[Insomniac]

I haven't seen this "Bikini Pirates", but I'm guessing it's no where near as good as the X-rated "Pirates" film. That was just epic.

[livetowin]

Wasn't Buff Bagwell in one of them?

[Massive G]

Bikini Pirates sounds awesome.

[Chainsaw]

insomniac34 said:

I haven't seen this "Bikini Pirates", but I'm guessing it's no where near as good as the X-rated "Pirates" film. That was just epic.

Nope. Nowhere near as epic. In fact, I don't even recall seeing a boat! Just a hacienda in the North Hollywood Hills.

BTW, the girl in question was named Rebecca Love.

[drclaw]

chainsawiscaw said:

insomniac34 said:

I haven't seen this "Bikini Pirates", but I'm guessing it's no where near as good as the X-rated "Pirates" film. That was just epic.

Nope. Nowhere near as epic. In fact, I don't even recall seeing a boat! Just a hacienda in the North Hollywood Hills.

BTW, the girl in question was named Rebecca Love.

Rebecca Love.....nice.

[Thread Pirate Roberts]

Pirate porn is always good.

[texaswhopper]

Being a great fan of girl on girl porn I would gladly watch Playmate of the Apes with glee. Its not hardcore but I can still get a buzz off it.


Anyways,


I remember this old dubbed movie called the Seduction of Angela. It was such softcore old badly acted junk.

Angela meets this guy in early goings of the movie who says...

"You have grown up. Grown big. Here, here, and HERE! Oh look at this"

(grabs at her boobs)

[Dynamic Dude Johnny]

Wasn't Buff Bagwell in one of them?


No Buff appered in one of the series of movies made by a director name Andy Siddel or something like that. All of his movies were spy stoires and had eqaul parts lame figting scenes, worse sorylines and enough soft core porn to keep youe antention. I cant remember the names of all his movies but three were, Malibu Express, The Picaso trigger and Hard ticket to Hawia. Siddel made a ton of thses movies so wether I listed the one with Buff in it I am not shure.

[Voldemar H. "Brak" Guerta]

I'm still pissed off Cox got rid of HBO Zone. It was like a Cinemax channel incognito, complete with movies not-really-good-enough-to-be-on-HBO during the day and cheesy softcore porn on at night.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

I saw Candice Michelle once in one of the skinimax flicks.

[texaswhopper]

"I saw Candice Michelle once in one of the skinimax flicks."


Yeah you can see the clip online. Soft but still its Candice Michelle.

[Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h]

I know this is kinda passe...but

This thread = useless without photographical representation

[bshadye413]

yeah i've seen these movies. I love how they have the same cast in every movie. Its so ridiculous its great

I mark for Nicole Sheridan

[Chainsaw]

texaswhopper said:

Being a great fan of girl on girl porn I would gladly watch Playmate of the Apes with glee. Its not hardcore but I can still get a buzz off it.


Anyways,


I remember this old dubbed movie called the Seduction of Angela. It was such softcore old badly acted junk.

Angela meets this guy in early goings of the movie who says...
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"You have grown up. Grown big. Here, here, and HERE! Oh look at this"

(grabs at her boobs)

The Seduction Cinema stuff is crazed, and I've met a lot of those girls at Chiller Theater, like AJ Khan, Darian Cane, and Misty Mundae. The strange thing is, if you remember a weird-looking guy with curly hair and a moustache in those movies? Yeah, he's there all the time. It's bizarre.

Oh, and here's Rebecca.

[renzino]

livetowin said:

Wasn't Buff Bagwell in one of them?

He was in Return To Savage Beach the sequel to Savage Beach that came out in 1998.

Here's the trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMWX48hs1H8

I don't have Cinemax but I used to watch the Bikini Carwash Company and its sequel when they showed them on USA Up All Night along Babewatch: The Forbidden Parody and Wild Malibu Weekend.

[Rorschach]

renzino said:

livetowin said:

Wasn't Buff Bagwell in one of them?

He was in Return To Savage Beach the sequel to Savage Beach that came out in 1998.

Here's the trailer.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMWX48hs1H8

I don't have Cinemax but I used to watch the Bikini Carwash Company and its sequel when they showed them on USA Up All Night along Babewatch: The Forbidden Parody and Wild Malibu Weekend.

BINGO! Those were the three I was about to post, although I used to *AHEM* enjoy them through the miracle of semi-scrambled and sometimes gloriously unscrambled pirated cable.

We got the Movie Channel free and clear as a bell on a good night. I remember seeing CAVEGIRLS ON DINOSAUR ISLAND on Joe Bob Brigg's Drive In Theater. He did a double feature of both BIKINI CARWASH movies once too.

I am a huge fan of those types of movies. I really don't dig on the hardcore stuff much.

[Professor Chaos]

I like the ones from the 80's best... Hardbodies, Malibu Bikini Shop, Bikini Car Wash Company, Private School.... I've got them all on DVD or Video.

[Rorschach]

And the director of the Buff movies' name is Andy Sidaris. He is a legend in the big boobs/T&A movie field.

[Chainsaw]

I would love to see Turner bring out the old Monstervision stuff and start releasing them on DVD like they are with Elvira's old movie shows.