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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Oct 29, 2007 12:54:57 GMT -5
Dr Nick died?! I missed that!
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Post by fuzzywarble, squat cobbler on Oct 29, 2007 12:57:55 GMT -5
he also Hates the sea, and everything in it. And his Gameboy is at the bottom of the ocean. And he owns an obedience school for lobsters, which he funds by asking beach patrons for spare change. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 13:28:10 GMT -5
42: Mindy Simmons The female Homer is nothing new. We've seen it when Bart was waiting in the rain to be picked up from soccer practice and we saw it when Grandpa Simpson revealed he had a second family in Japan. But none of those examples could compare to the most attractive female Homer known as Mindy Simmons. She was originally hired at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant to replace Charlie and Homer was immediately smitten. So much so that he felt the need to spray deodorant onto his genitals while singing "Mindy," to the tune of Barry Manilow's "Mandy. He spent the entire episode dwelling on his infatuation, only to remain faithful and stick with Marge. Homer would later explain that Mindy took the incident hard, turned to alcohol and was fired from her job. Random note: Mindy was a member of a bowling team known as The Homewreckers. Appropriately, her other teammates also played roles in potentially breaking Homer's and Marge's relationship. |
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Oct 29, 2007 13:41:24 GMT -5
I think Marge definatly deserves to be up abit Higher but so far so good.
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 13:42:34 GMT -5
41: Rainier Wolfcastle Springfield has its share of celebrities, and one of the most famous ones is action film star, Rainier Wolfcastle. The Austrian actor is most known for the "McBain" series and is also known to delve into politics as a member of Springfield's Republican Party and husband to Maria Shriver Kennedy Quimby. Despite his high profile, Wolfcastle has his share comical quirks, such as his dimwittedness as shown when it took several hours to realize he was wearing loafers after being told his shoes were untied. His strong Austrian accent has also led to some notable mishaps, such as his inability to properly say "Up and Atom." Wolfcastle was also able to avoid much media scrutiny when he hosted his own late-night talk show, "Up Late with McBain," and accused his co-host and the crowd of being homosexuals. Outside of the show, Rainier Wolfcastle can be thanked for one of the most notoriously mentioned one-liners here at the Wrestlecrap forums. While filming the "Radiation Man" film, he was drenched in toxic waste and had only a pair of goggles to protect him. They were not much help, and he cried out: "Zee goggles, they do nothing!" Random note: Rainier Wolfcastle has a daughter named Greta, who briefly dated Bart and Milhouse. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:00:12 GMT -5
40: Drederick Tatum Drederick Tatum is Springfield's number one boxer and loved by all, even though he once said he considered the town "was a dump." He was also sent to prison for pushing his own mother down the stairs. The boxer was incarcerated at Springfield Penitentiary, making him "a local boy," according to Barney. Tatum is a former Olympic Gold medalist and first became World Heavyweight Champion after defeating Watson in the "Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out!" After being sent to prison, he made his comeback in a boxing match to get revenge against Homer Simpson. The fight never ended, as just when Tatum was about to deliver the final blow, Moe came to the rescue and flew Homer out of the ring. Random note: Prior to "The Bout to Knock The Other Guy Out," Tatum dedicated his win to the memory of his opponent's trainer. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:15:53 GMT -5
39: Todd Flanders Todd Flanders is the younger of Ned Flanders' two sons. He is an expert miniature golf player and, like his family, very religious. He is also very impressionable and has learned a many foul words from the Simpsons. His first encounter with Bart was also a rough one. Being the ever loving child, he hugged Bart and asked to be his friend. For his troubles, he received a strong shove to the ground. Nonetheless, he found Bart to be funny. Random note: Rod apparently has diabetes and describes being quiet during trips as one of his favourite hobbies. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:26:43 GMT -5
38: Barney Gumble Barney Gumble is the resident town drunk and Homer's best friend. He can always be spotted at Moe's Tavern in a drunk stupor, letting out his infamous belch without a moment's notice. It turned out that Barney was a very intelligent child until Homer gave him his first drink in high school. One sip later, and Barney's transformation to his current form was complete. Should Barney avoid alcohol for any extended period of time, his true nature comes out and his intelligence is more than evident. Among his highlights were being picked to go into outer space and being the lead singer for the "B-Sharps." He also documented his alcoholism in his award-winning film, "Pukahontas," for Springfield's Short Film Festival and is an expert helicopter pilot. Fans cried afoul a few years ago when Simpsons Creator Matt Groening apparently decided to revamp Barney's character and turn him sober. This trait has been inconsistent, with Barney appearing drunk in some episodes, while completely sober in other ones. Random note: Barney thinks Lord Palmerston was England's greatest prime minister. |
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Post by ChibiDiablo on Oct 29, 2007 14:31:55 GMT -5
Rainier is also an anti-semite
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:34:44 GMT -5
37: Gil Gunderson Some people just can't catch a break. No matter how hard they try, failure is waiting for them right around the corner. Enter Gil, Springfield's resident loser, at least next to Kirk Van Houten. Gil makes random appearances throughout the show and is always trying his hand at a different odd job. He speaks in third person and can always be heard saying something along the lines of "Gil's going to do well" or "Gil needs some help," more often the latter. He briefly found success recently at an Arizona real estate agency, but failure reared its ugly head after Marge arrived on the scene and yelled at Gil, taking away what little confidence he had. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:49:13 GMT -5
36: Reverend Lovejoy Reverend Lovejoy is the head of the local church, which just about every Springfield resident attends. He is a very cynical man, mostly because of Ned Flanders, who constantly pesters him for advice. He co-hosts a local radio program with representatives of other religions, such as Rabbi Krustofski. The reverend is married to local gossip quen, Helen Lovejoy, and father to Jessica, who briefly dated Bart and was shown to be an even bigger troublemaker. Random note: Despite his radio program, Lovejoy had no idea Apu was Hindu. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 14:51:54 GMT -5
Okay, that's it for now folks. Here are some hints for the next five:
- Has one eye.
- One of the Simpsons' neighbors.
- A know-it-all.
- Met the family at Springfield Downs.
- He loves chocolate.
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Post by Kenny Brockelstein on Oct 29, 2007 15:22:14 GMT -5
Barney so low down the list? Well colour me surprised!
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Oct 29, 2007 15:27:54 GMT -5
Barney so low down the list? Well colour me surprised! I know. I mean, MY GOD PEOPLE!!!! DID YOU NOT SEE HIS MOVIE!!!!? HE HAS THE SOUL OF A POET!!!!  |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 29, 2007 15:37:21 GMT -5
Barney so low down the list? Well colour me surprised! I know. I mean, MY GOD PEOPLE!!!! DID YOU NOT SEE HIS MOVIE!!!!? HE HAS THE SOUL OF A POET!!!! But "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin. |
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Oct 29, 2007 18:05:28 GMT -5
Barney so low down the list? Well colour me surprised! I know. I mean, MY GOD PEOPLE!!!! DID YOU NOT SEE HIS MOVIE!!!!? HE HAS THE SOUL OF A POET!!!! Don't cry for him, He's already dead. |
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Post by The Missing Manic on Oct 29, 2007 21:17:35 GMT -5
Wow Ill never drink another beer Beer here! Ill take 10  |
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longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
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Post by longdogga on Oct 29, 2007 22:40:49 GMT -5
hows is todd so low when everyone knows rod is the un funny one
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Post by Stu on Oct 29, 2007 23:07:43 GMT -5
hows is todd so low when everyone knows rod is the un funny one I started liking Todd the moment Bart shoved him to the ground. And more results to be posted later this evening. |
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Post by Stu on Oct 30, 2007 1:58:53 GMT -5
35: Rod Flanders Rod Flanders is the older son of Ned Flanders and older brother of Todd Flanders. Much like Rod, he apparently grows up and becomes gay. Also like his brother, he's very religious and scared. But thanks to Marge, he recently showed he can climb a mountain and amount to various acts of bravery. Random note: Just like his brother, a small bit of suger can make Rod go crazy. |
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