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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 22, 2007 0:34:02 GMT -5
No the Egg and the Sperm together are the kid, apart they are nothing!
Also, it's good to see someone saying they love their momma Johnny.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 0:36:18 GMT -5
No, the kid is the egg silly. And I love your Mom too Johnny. How does the sperm get in the egg? How does the mothers boy actually hold and devolp the baby? Mysteries of life. And thanks for the mom love. I'm sure she loves you too. As many as my friends she took in as her own the woman has a heart of gold.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 0:37:33 GMT -5
No the Egg and the Sperm together are the kid, apart they are nothing! Also, it's good to see someone saying they love their momma Johnny. I'm going with trixiedust on this one DP. I think she might have gone through child birth and therefor read a book or something on this. I think everyone should show some momma love everyday DP. But today I'm espically touched by the kind and loving actions of that sweet lady.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Dec 22, 2007 0:38:41 GMT -5
No the Egg and the Sperm together are the kid, apart they are nothing! Also, it's good to see someone saying they love their momma Johnny. I'm going with trixiedust on this one DP. I think she might have gone through child birth and therefor read a book or something on this. I think everyone should show some momma love everyday DP. But today I'm espically touched by the kind and loving actions of that sweet lady. I'm going to look it up to be sure. I always like to be positive on subjects I'm not sure of (not saying I doubt anyone, it's just my nature to investigate and verify).
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 22, 2007 0:39:44 GMT -5
Moms are great. I love mine greatly, even if she drives me crazy sometimes.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 0:41:56 GMT -5
Deadpool is right on the sperm egg connection. Johnny, please wish your mom the happiest of holidays, from all of us who think you are cool.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 0:43:16 GMT -5
Deadpool is right on the sperm egg connection. Johnny, please wish your mom the happiest of holidays, from all of us who think you are cool. You got it humanoid. BTW, that tell me about yourself line that you and Rube told me. It worked friggin wonders.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 0:48:15 GMT -5
Deadpool is right on the sperm egg connection. Johnny, please wish your mom the happiest of holidays, from all of us who think you are cool. You got it humanoid. BTW, that tell me about yourself line that you and Rube told me. It worked friggin wonders. Oooh, sweet. Tell us about it...
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 0:52:36 GMT -5
You got it humanoid. BTW, that tell me about yourself line that you and Rube told me. It worked friggin wonders. Oooh, sweet. Tell us about it... So we meet up at a Starbucks, not my thing but whatever and I drop the line. At first I was like Humanoid and Rube suck as shes blah blah blahing her ass off. But shes really easy on the eyes. I'm picking things up like her intreasts and asking her questions and whatnot. Later she asks me if I would like to get a drink at her place. I'm a stupid man and did not pick up everything implied besides I'm getting a grown up drink. So we go back and we have a glass of wine and we're listining to some soft music and talking. I'm still a stupid man and not picking up all the signals. Then we start kissing a little and I hear "Hey mommy" and its her daughter. So the daughter ruined it but I know where I stand. At the top of the food chain.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 0:55:49 GMT -5
Oooh, sweet. Tell us about it... So we meet up at a Starbucks, not my thing but whatever and I drop the line. At first I was like Humanoid and Rube suck as shes blah blah blahing her ass off. But shes really easy on the eyes. I'm picking things up like her intreasts and asking her questions and whatnot. Later she asks me if I would like to get a drink at her place. I'm a stupid man and did not pick up everything implied besides I'm getting a grown up drink. So we go back and we have a glass of wine and we're listining to some soft music and talking. I'm still a stupid man and not picking up all the signals. Then we start kissing a little and I hear "Hey mommy" and its her daughter. So the daughter ruined it but I know where I stand. At the top of the food chain. Now push the "daughter ruined it" out of your mind, and replace it with "I had the opportunity to meet her daughter" and you will cement your position at the top of said food chain.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 0:57:26 GMT -5
So we meet up at a Starbucks, not my thing but whatever and I drop the line. At first I was like Humanoid and Rube suck as shes blah blah blahing her ass off. But shes really easy on the eyes. I'm picking things up like her intreasts and asking her questions and whatnot. Later she asks me if I would like to get a drink at her place. I'm a stupid man and did not pick up everything implied besides I'm getting a grown up drink. So we go back and we have a glass of wine and we're listining to some soft music and talking. I'm still a stupid man and not picking up all the signals. Then we start kissing a little and I hear "Hey mommy" and its her daughter. So the daughter ruined it but I know where I stand. At the top of the food chain. Now push the "daughter ruined it" out of your mind, and replace it with "I had the opportunity to meet her daughter" and you will cement your position at the top of said food chain. You are brilliant. How much would it cost me yearly for you to be my life advisor?
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 1:00:06 GMT -5
For you, my advice is free. How old is her daughter?
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 1:04:04 GMT -5
For you, my advice is free. How old is her daughter? 4. I didn't really get a chance to speak or say hi to her. So when I do soon, whenever this snow s*** ends, how should I approach her? Get on her level and ask her about fav animals or are girls diffrent?
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 1:07:04 GMT -5
For you, my advice is free. How old is her daughter? 4. I didn't really get a chance to speak or say hi to her. So when I do soon, whenever this snow s*** ends, how should I approach her? Get on her level and ask her about fav animals or are girls diffrent? Girls are a little different, if she is a girly girl tell her she is pretty and looks like a princess or something along those lines... But as with any child, bring her a small gift any time you are bringing something for her mom.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 1:10:59 GMT -5
4. I didn't really get a chance to speak or say hi to her. So when I do soon, whenever this snow s*** ends, how should I approach her? Get on her level and ask her about fav animals or are girls diffrent? Girls are a little different, if she is a girly girl tell her she is pretty and looks like a princess or something along those lines... But as with any child, bring her a small gift any time you are bringing something for her mom. How do I know if shes a girly girl? Jeez kids are complicated.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 22, 2007 1:14:19 GMT -5
Girls are a little different, if she is a girly girl tell her she is pretty and looks like a princess or something along those lines... But as with any child, bring her a small gift any time you are bringing something for her mom. How do I know if shes a girly girl? Jeez kids are complicated. Ask her what she got for Christmas. Depending on what she got, you can determine what kinda kid she is.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 22, 2007 1:16:21 GMT -5
How do I know if shes a girly girl? Jeez kids are complicated. Ask her what she got for Christmas. Depending on what she got, you can determine what kinda kid she is. What presents make her a girly girl? I'm friggin clueless on this.
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 1:16:41 GMT -5
How do I know if shes a girly girl? Jeez kids are complicated. Ask her what she got for Christmas. Depending on what she got, you can determine what kinda kid she is. Good one. I wouldn't have thought of that. Noticing her hair clothes and toys would have been my answer. (Just like you would do with a grownup actually)
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Post by humanoid on Dec 22, 2007 1:18:00 GMT -5
Ask her what she got for Christmas. Depending on what she got, you can determine what kinda kid she is. What presents make her a girly girl? I'm friggin clueless on this. Dolls, ponies, princess stuff etc... If she is getting trucks and sports equipment and tomboy stuff, you can play more to that...
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 22, 2007 1:19:46 GMT -5
Ask her what she got for Christmas. Depending on what she got, you can determine what kinda kid she is. What presents make her a girly girl? I'm friggin clueless on this. To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. But a lot of pink stuff and Barbie-type toys might signal she's a girly-girl. Either way, I'd just use what she got to dig deeper. She gets crayons? Ask her what she likes to draw and/or color. That sorta thing.
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