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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:01:29 GMT -5
Shes pretty rad. I got a box from her that looks like it may contain around $600 dollars worth of presents today. Everyone else gave me no presents, but not my mum.
Overcorse $600 dollars is an estimate. Being the great son I am I haven't opened them. Not till Tuesday. Anyways talk about how great my mom is. Maybe what shes done for you. Like not put a pillow over your face while you were sleeping. You should thank her for that. Ruckus is latin for Johnny's mom.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2007 23:02:42 GMT -5
Most of it is probably clothes.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:12 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something?
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:32 GMT -5
Mrs. Naitch is an awesome lady. I've never met her, but I would assume that she is.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:42 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Its got both parts.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:45 GMT -5
Johnny's Mom once helped saved me as I was sinking into a bottomless tar pit. She pulled a tree from out of the ground with her bare hands, and reached out to me with it. She flew away from the scene before I could thank her.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:46 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Johnny is a Tranny. I'm sure there was a memo sent out.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:03:51 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Psst, I'm not really a girl.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 21, 2007 23:04:34 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Johnny is a Tranny. I'm sure there was a memo sent out. Thread is useless without... no wait, you keep 'em.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2007 23:04:52 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Psst, I'm not really a girl. Either you are a liar or a tranny. I'm going with tranny.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 21, 2007 23:05:22 GMT -5
Psst, I'm not really a girl. Either you are a liar or a tranny. I'm going with tranny. Can't he be both?
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 21, 2007 23:05:37 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Psst, I'm not really a girl. Ok, I got a little worried. You should open at least one gift though
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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:06:45 GMT -5
Mrs. Naitch is an awesome lady. I've never met her, but I would assume that she is. She is an awesome lady. Shes so nice it borders on creepy. But she made me a quilt with her bare hands. Even made the design. She couldn't wrap that so thats one less suprise for Tuesday but I'm a little overwhelmed anyone would take that kind of time for me.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2007 23:09:36 GMT -5
Either you are a liar or a tranny. I'm going with tranny. Can't he be both? Well yes but I'm talking about the situation at hand.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:11:15 GMT -5
Ok, this may sound newb-ish, but how can you be a son when you are a female? Am I missing out on something? Johnny is a Tranny. I'm sure there was a memo sent out. That reminds me of a story pig. I was getting ready to go to the middle east a couple years ago and at two in the morning I'm a Denny's in Lubbock Texas enjoying the s*** out of some pancakes. In comes these three girls that looked pretty at a distance. Then I hear someone yell get out of here you fags from the kitchen and one of the ladies yells I've got a penis and I could kick your ass. I never laughed so hard.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:11:40 GMT -5
Well yes but I'm talking about the situation at hand. I've got a situation in my hand.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 21, 2007 23:14:20 GMT -5
Well yes but I'm talking about the situation at hand. I've got a situation in my hand. I can handle this........... Johnny might be a man, a woman, a tranny, a liar, or a lying tranny. I never said I was good at this........
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Dec 21, 2007 23:14:58 GMT -5
I've got a situation in my hand. I can handle this........... Johnny might be a man, a woman, a tranny, a liar, or a lying tranny. I never said I was good at this........ No that seems good.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 21, 2007 23:16:00 GMT -5
I've got a situation in my hand. I can handle this........... Johnny might be a man, a woman, a tranny, a liar, or a lying tranny. I never said I was good at this........ I am either one or two of the above. Now get back to talking about how awesome my mom is before she gets all ghost of christmas past on your ass.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 21, 2007 23:18:13 GMT -5
I can handle this........... Johnny might be a man, a woman, a tranny, a liar, or a lying tranny. I never said I was good at this........ I am either one or two of the above. Now get back to talking about how awesome my mom is before she gets all ghost of christmas past on your ass. How about if you tell us which one or two of those you are?
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