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Post by DASH 243✅ on Dec 26, 2007 21:21:27 GMT -5
Don't let some scuzzy dude touch your kid sis whoop his butt
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Post by Johnny on Dec 26, 2007 21:22:08 GMT -5
Don't let some scuzzy dude touch your kid sis whoop his butt Or let me make out with her. I bet she won't make out with anyone for awhile after that.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2007 21:22:28 GMT -5
This is Clubber Lang. Check out that glare. That's what you need. There needs to be a projectile of some sort hurled in his direction first though. Just to get his attention. A large trophy or a barbell would be even better. Then give him the look. But don't forget to snort. If that doesn't work, we'll need to move on to the bolt cutters. You know, it's a shame it's his sister. If it wasn't he could ask her if she stays up late dreaming she had a real man.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 21:24:18 GMT -5
My sister is a lesbian. (No, seriously - AND KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!) You ever seen your sister kiss a chick? No, I didn't think so. yes I have...I've had to be the sober person while my little sister and her friends all got drunk, and they all became idiots after that
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 21:24:53 GMT -5
The man did not make a conscious choice to watch. It's obviosuly happening in his house without a sufficient attempt to hide it. We've got a disrespectful teenage dude here guys. You've all been there. Just think for one second about how you were then. You were a deviant, and you know it. She must be protected at all costs. That's what older brothers are for. Forget the barbell. You have a frozen turkey in the freezer?
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 26, 2007 21:25:55 GMT -5
My sister is a lesbian. (No, seriously - AND KEEP YOUR DISGUSTING COMMENTS TO YOURSELF!) You ever seen your sister kiss a chick? No, I didn't think so. Did it scar you for life? Only the first time. After that, I was cool with it. Thanks for asking.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 21:29:43 GMT -5
Did it scar you for life? Only the first time. After that, I was cool with it. Thanks for asking. ever try to talk your girlfriend into letting your sisters girlfriend join in
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 26, 2007 21:32:54 GMT -5
Only the first time. After that, I was cool with it. Thanks for asking. ever try to talk your girlfriend into letting your sisters girlfriend join in Nope. All my sister's girlfriends have looked like dudes. Sis is definitely the femme of the couple. Besides, that's waaaaaaay too close to incest for me, and I'm just not down with that. Again, thanks for asking, though.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 26, 2007 21:37:09 GMT -5
The man did not make a conscious choice to watch. It's obviosuly happening in his house without a sufficient attempt to hide it. We've got a disrespectful teenage dude here guys. You've all been there. Just think for one second about how you were then. You were a deviant, and you know it. She must be protected at all costs. That's what older brothers are for. Forget the barbell. You have a frozen turkey in the freezer? See that's why I suggested "The Bad Touch" it's a gigantic mood breaker especially if you start dancing to it as well.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 21:41:43 GMT -5
ever try to talk your girlfriend into letting your sisters girlfriend join in Nope. All my sister's girlfriends have looked like dudes. Sis is definitely the femme of the couple. Besides, that's waaaaaaay too close to incest for me, and I'm just not down with that. Again, thanks for asking, though. well you ever get your girl to let anyother girls in on the action
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Post by jfbop37 on Dec 26, 2007 21:42:03 GMT -5
The man did not make a conscious choice to watch. It's obviosuly happening in his house without a sufficient attempt to hide it. We've got a disrespectful teenage dude here guys. You've all been there. Just think for one second about how you were then. You were a deviant, and you know it. She must be protected at all costs. That's what older brothers are for. Forget the barbell. You have a frozen turkey in the freezer? See that's why I suggested "The Bad Touch" it's a gigantic mood breaker especially if you start dancing to it as well. Or, put in a George Carlin disc and crank it up....that should kill any mood goin on in the house.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 26, 2007 21:42:41 GMT -5
Jealous? It wasn't you?
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 26, 2007 21:44:00 GMT -5
Ugh. My sister's making out with her boyfriend
Can I be next?
I keed I keed!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 21:48:18 GMT -5
See that's why I suggested "The Bad Touch" it's a gigantic mood breaker especially if you start dancing to it as well. Or, put in a George Carlin disc and crank it up....that should kill any mood goin on in the house. dude, Carlin gets everyone in the mood
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 26, 2007 21:58:01 GMT -5
Nope. All my sister's girlfriends have looked like dudes. Sis is definitely the femme of the couple. Besides, that's waaaaaaay too close to incest for me, and I'm just not down with that. Again, thanks for asking, though. well you ever get your girl to let anyother girls in on the action (1) I'm single, and it's a touchy subject, so I'd appreciate if you'd mind your own business and stick to the trannies in your sig, thanks. (2) A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell; nice to know where other people stand, eh? (3) I was gonna give you the honest answer, but instead I will refer you to point Number Two and leave it at that. Nice try, though. Try again some other time.
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Post by Joekishi on Dec 26, 2007 22:00:26 GMT -5
I believe this is hatred I'm feeling. With a pinch of nausea. OK, it's more like a handful of nausea. just because you admitted to yourself that you'll never find a girlfriend doesn't mean you gotta hate on other people simply out of sight out of mind. gah my brother's gay what do you think i've gotta think about when i wander into a gay lovestorm?
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Post by Johnny on Dec 26, 2007 22:02:20 GMT -5
I believe this is hatred I'm feeling. With a pinch of nausea. OK, it's more like a handful of nausea. just because you admitted to yourself that you'll never find a girlfriend doesn't mean you gotta hate on other people simply out of sight out of mind. gah my brother's gay what do you think i've gotta think about when i wander into a gay lovestorm? panda bears eating bamboo and not having sex to save they're race?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 26, 2007 22:03:23 GMT -5
I believe this is hatred I'm feeling. With a pinch of nausea. OK, it's more like a handful of nausea. just because you admitted to yourself that you'll never find a girlfriend doesn't mean you gotta hate on other people simply out of sight out of mind. gah my brother's gay what do you think i've gotta think about when i wander into a gay lovestorm? Cowboys and pudding?
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 22:05:48 GMT -5
I believe this is hatred I'm feeling. With a pinch of nausea. OK, it's more like a handful of nausea. just because you admitted to yourself that you'll never find a girlfriend doesn't mean you gotta hate on other people I don't think for one second that that is the source of the man's anger. He's not jealous for god sake!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 22:06:39 GMT -5
well you ever get your girl to let anyother girls in on the action (1) I'm single, and it's a touchy subject, so I'd appreciate if you'd mind your own business and stick to the trannies in your sig, thanks. (2) A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell; nice to know where other people stand, eh? (3) I was gonna give you the honest answer, but instead I will refer you to point Number Two and leave it at that. Nice try, though. Try again some other time. ...sorry, didn;t know it was so touchy...I'll never ask you about that again maam ;D
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