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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 26, 2007 20:32:48 GMT -5
I believe this is hatred I'm feeling. With a pinch of nausea.
OK, it's more like a handful of nausea.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 26, 2007 20:34:07 GMT -5
Why are you watching your sister make out with her boyfriend? You some kind of creep?
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Post by chibidiablo on Dec 26, 2007 20:34:09 GMT -5
Murder him. Dos Tiempo
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Dec 26, 2007 20:35:01 GMT -5
Pictures? JK, but why are you telling us this?
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 26, 2007 20:36:11 GMT -5
damn
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 26, 2007 20:36:59 GMT -5
Hmmm. It's gross if the age is........different. How old is she?
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 20:37:39 GMT -5
You have a bottle of Grey Goose? Grey Goose bottles have a really long neck. Good for gripping the bottle with two hands as you swing it towards his cranium.
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Post by Insomniac on Dec 26, 2007 20:38:27 GMT -5
Doesn't he realize that girls are the primary source of cooties? What's this guy thinking?!?!
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 20:39:36 GMT -5
150 bucks and he dissapears...300 and they'll never trace it to you
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 26, 2007 20:39:40 GMT -5
She's 15. So no ideas.
Naw, it's just depressing me more than anything.
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Post by Johnny on Dec 26, 2007 20:40:49 GMT -5
150 bucks and he dissapears...300 and they'll never trace it to you I'll do it for free. You'll have to clean the brains out of your sisters hair though.
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Post by gsguy on Dec 26, 2007 20:40:53 GMT -5
Offer to kiss him...
He'll bolt out of the house in an instant.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 26, 2007 20:41:13 GMT -5
Just because you devoted your life to celibacy doesnt mean every member of your family has to aswell, dude.
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Post by mcclanahan on Dec 26, 2007 20:42:18 GMT -5
150 bucks and he dissapears...300 and they'll never trace it to you I'll do it for free. You'll have to clean the brains out of your sisters hair though. I don't charge for that either...but I do charge if you don't want to be arrested...or want any blood on your property
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 20:43:07 GMT -5
I think I'm angrier than you are. If you don't have a bottle of Grey Goose (preferably a full bottle for maximum weight and swing speed), a baseball bat will work ok. You just won't get the whole glass shattering effect. What fun is teaching your sisters boyfriend some respect without some shattering glass?
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 20:43:44 GMT -5
Just because you devoted your life to celibacy doesnt mean every member of your family has to aswell, dude. Yes they do. Don't listen to him.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Dec 26, 2007 20:43:50 GMT -5
She's 15. So no ideas. Naw, it's just depressing me more than anything. Set her up with me! I'm almost 15. I won't make out with her......in front of you. And best of all, we are almost like a family, both of our last names could be Wrestlecrap! I'm sorry. I'm a little bored right now
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Post by Deleted on Dec 26, 2007 20:45:19 GMT -5
Don't like it? Go and kiss her yourself!
Wait ... that doesn't quite work in this situation.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 26, 2007 20:46:25 GMT -5
*sigh*
I don't even have any Grey Goose. Or a baseball bat. Or a woman.
And I'm not celibate.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Dec 26, 2007 20:50:03 GMT -5
Of course your not celibate. But your sister has to be. OK. Let's figure this thing out. You have a hardcover dictionary you could throw? You'll have to work on your angry older brother glare though. Think Clubber Lang. This bum's been ducking you and fighting other bums. You need that serious brow wrinkle. Snort a few times too.
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