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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 9, 2007 0:44:27 GMT -5
Any of his responses and original messages come here. I personally haven't sent him one yet, but if I do, I'll tell you.
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Post by MGH on May 9, 2007 0:48:24 GMT -5
Ah, glad this got made.
Hopefully I'll get a response to mine.
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Post by koldbluddedkilla on May 9, 2007 0:54:46 GMT -5
i couldn't think of a question to ask him, so i asked him if he liked orange juice.....and if he liked pulp in his juice.
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Post by EJS on May 9, 2007 1:10:02 GMT -5
Here's mine. I sent a follow up as well:
Hey, love the blog. I've got a question about the New Breed. How come you never tried to get Snitsky to join up? Is it the bacne? The stench? The foot-fetish? The fact that without any body hair he looks oddly like a walking wang? (and I don't mean Yang.) I think he would have worked out far better than CM Punk. I mean, grotesque appearance or no, the dude is undefeated in ECW! Also, whats up with WWE not making merchandise for the New Breed or any of it's members? All of the Originals have shirts, and even Balls Mahoney!
P.S. Do you have to pay royalties to Chris Jericho every time you say "YOUR Paragon of Virtue"?
-Eric
Lol. Snitsky isn't in his right mind...Therefore, it'll just be a big head to try and control the monster. They did make New Breed shirts as you may have seen me try to offer to Punk, but I stopped them from selling them because I was unhappy with the design! Paragon of Virtue is something that was used by Jericho very rarely and not one of his trademark catch phrases. Therefore, no royalties!
Wow, thanks for the response. Yeah I could see what you mean by a guy like Snitsky being hard to control! But I figure if you could wrangle together an "Alpha Male", a vampire (for a while at least), and a school teacher, you could probably handle ...whatever the hell Snitsky is.
And yeah, I remember that New Breed shirt on TV. It looked a bit plain and the logo seemed kind of small. They need to get a new version out already. And stuff for the individual New Breed members too. So much of what you say could easily be turned into t-shirts and then into money! It's not right when CM Punk, Tommy Dreamer, Sandman, and so on all have two or three different shirts for fans to choose from (and settle for once they realize they can't get any New Breed stuff).
Lol. Your Guiding Light will look into this matter!
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Post by Joe Laracuente WAS WRONG on May 9, 2007 1:44:33 GMT -5
Subject: Re: Elijah Burke IS ECW From:E Experience <ecwhoh@yahoo.com> Date:Tue, May 08, 2007 11:56 pm To:"Dr. Laracuente" <joe@doorstopnation.com>
Sup Doc. Preciate the props. Obviously your smart enough to know talent when you see it!
"Dr. Laracuente" <joe@doorstopnation.com> wrote: Dear The Elijah Experience, I think everyone in the world knows that your the future of this business! Also I think everyone in the world knows that your going to become the next ECW champion! You can mop the floor with the others "superstars" in ECW. There not Superstars compared to you. Look who your facing. Kevin Thorn? Kevin Thorn will be begging for mercy when he steps in the ring with you! Snitsky? Give him the Elijah Express he'll be calling his mom! Win the title in front of your home crowd at One night Stand! Next ECW champion is...... Elijah Burke!!!!! EC DUB! EC DUB! EC DUB! Sincerely, Dr. Joseph Laracuente P.h.D. University California Berkeley ____________________________________________________________ The Doorstop Nation Rural Route 1 Box 714 Mifflintown, PA 17059 doorstopnation.com
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Post by What? on May 9, 2007 2:41:00 GMT -5
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Post by Ozymandias on May 9, 2007 9:26:31 GMT -5
Got a response from him too....I took a cue from an earlier poster about asking about pancakes!
Lol. There's so many places I could go with that! But I won't!
Ozy wrote:
Paragon of Virtue: My girl makes worst pancakes, and she keeps saying she needs the ELIJAH EXPERIENCE to add that plentiful flavor. What ingredients would our holy Paragon use to make pancakes worthy of the EXPERIENCE? This is truly a virtuous undertaking. Sincerely, Elijah-less Pancake Chef
"Paragon of Virtue"
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Post by acressl on May 9, 2007 9:30:18 GMT -5
Got a response from him too....I took a cue from an earlier poster about asking about pancakes! Lol. There's so many places I could go with that! But I won't!Ozy wrote: Paragon of Virtue: My girl makes worst pancakes, and she keeps saying she needs the ELIJAH EXPERIENCE to add that plentiful flavor. What ingredients would our holy Paragon use to make pancakes worthy of the EXPERIENCE? This is truly a virtuous undertaking. Sincerely, Elijah-less Pancake Chef "Paragon of Virtue" Sick! Never in my wildest dreams did I think anyone could get a pancake response out of Elijah!
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Post by voiceboxisback on May 9, 2007 9:38:52 GMT -5
My Question to him for Face 2 Face:
Eljiah Burke's Reply via E-mail:
I got a even funnier responce when I formally introduced myself lol
I was the first, so technically I started the trend on this board. I also sent him another message in all seriousness yesterday asking:
To which he replied
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 9, 2007 9:47:19 GMT -5
Alright, I guess I'm now on the bandwagon as well. I just emailed Elijah.... I'll let you guys know if he replies to me.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on May 9, 2007 12:41:00 GMT -5
You asked Elijah about pancake recipes, and he RESPONDED? OK, now he really is awesome.
Somebody has to mention this place in an email. Elijah on WrestleCrap would be fantastic.
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Post by rrm15 on May 9, 2007 13:27:59 GMT -5
What the poster above me said. GET ELIJAH ON WC.
We would have actual proof that someone from WWE reads this...
People, this may be our best shot at getting Masters in a sombrero.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on May 9, 2007 13:34:30 GMT -5
What the poster above me said. GET ELIJAH ON WC. We would have actual proof that someone from WWE reads this... People, this may be our best shot at getting Masters in a sombrero. If Elijah Burke can convince Vince McMahon to put Masters in a sombrero, there is no limit to what the man can do.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on May 9, 2007 17:26:22 GMT -5
Here's my message, which has not been answered:
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Post by EJS on May 9, 2007 21:13:27 GMT -5
I asked him one more:
Hey, sorry to keep bugging you, but I forgot to ask this earlier. What are your opinions on Bobby Lashley? It always seemed like he was ducking the competition when he was ECW champ to me. He spent far more time on Raw giving high-pitched promos about old-guy hair than he did defending the ECW Title...
No knock against guys like Test or Hardcore Holly, but he never really defended it against the top names in ECW, other than RVD, who probably got more chances than he deserved.
Bobby is on my hit list as well!
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Post by disposablegreg on May 9, 2007 21:24:36 GMT -5
where can I send him a message? It would be an awesome if I got a reply
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Post by EJS on May 9, 2007 21:25:55 GMT -5
His email is ecwhoh@yahoo.com
He takes questions and answers some in his "Face 2 Face" blog on ECW.com.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 9, 2007 21:51:51 GMT -5
Alright guys, I just got my Elijah reply meaning I'm now officially in the club I guess!
Here is what I sent him: I gotta ask you Elijah, do you like Layla better with curly hair or straight? That debate has caused quite a rift among the internet fans. Clearly we know what the important issues are....... Also I think you should kick CM Punk out of the New Breed and replace him with Snitsky. CM Punk may be addicted to competition, but Snitsky is addicted to high heel shoes. I think high heel shoes are way better. I would like to know your thoughts on Snitsky.
And here is his answer:
C.M.Punk is addicted to more than just pain.....
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Post by voiceboxisback on May 9, 2007 21:59:21 GMT -5
I think he knows about the crap now, who told him about it?
Here is the latest email I sent him:
here is his reply:
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Post by Shy Guy on May 9, 2007 22:01:12 GMT -5
the crap pac? does he know about us?
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