Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on May 27, 2007 19:01:47 GMT -5
The point here is simple: post the ways that Cena overcomes the odds. Whatever comes to mind. I'll start us off with...
Cena was the one who captured Saddam. They just cut the footage out of The Marine. Cena FU'd Lance Armstrong, and thusly beat the cancer out of him. Cena convinced Stallone to make a new Rocky and Rambo. Cena captured Bin Laden. They also cut that footage out of The Marine.
Anyone want to overcome the odds and post a better one?
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Post by rrm15 on May 27, 2007 19:02:34 GMT -5
John Cena made Satan tap out to the STFU, thus saving Jesus at Calvary.
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Post by Munkie91087 on May 27, 2007 19:04:03 GMT -5
Cena + 2000 WCW booking = Cena overcoming the terrible terrible odds of 2000 WCW booking.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2007 19:06:02 GMT -5
Cena stopped the bubonic plague.
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Post by MGH on May 27, 2007 19:15:42 GMT -5
Cena made fans stop saying "What?".
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Mr Captain Falcon
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on May 27, 2007 19:18:32 GMT -5
Cena defeated Chuck Norris.
End.
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Post by Munkie91087 on May 27, 2007 19:23:43 GMT -5
Cena defeated Chuck Norris. End. NO NO NO, that's not possible. This can't be! You're lying! Tell me you're lying?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Post by disposablegreg on May 27, 2007 19:28:12 GMT -5
Cena provides scientific evidence for the existence of God. Only to be later FU'd by Cena.
I WIN!
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Mr Captain Falcon
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on May 27, 2007 19:50:46 GMT -5
Cena defeated Chuck Norris. End. NO NO NO, that's not possible. This can't be! You're lying! Tell me you're lying?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Chuck Norris cannot get the chicken pox, he is forever immune to them. However, there is NO overcoming the John Cenas!
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Post by samachine on May 27, 2007 19:53:54 GMT -5
John Cena beat 5 others in the Elimination Chamber, and survived another spear from Edge all in one night.
....Oh wait
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Post by Xander Xplosion on May 27, 2007 19:54:59 GMT -5
John Cena FU'd Vince McMahon's enormous ego, a feat that not even 10 Chuck Norris' could not bench press even once.
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Post by Max Kirgan on May 27, 2007 20:03:08 GMT -5
It wasn't the Silver Surfer that stopped Galactus from devouring Earth. It was really John Cena in silver body paint.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on May 27, 2007 20:06:45 GMT -5
Cena climbs to the highest point in the world, and FU's the atmosphere, sorting out global warming once and for all. He is renamed WWE Global Champion for this act. However, as a result, the polar bears do not become extinct as expected and start to multiply at an alarming rate, threatening to become the most dominant species on the planet.
Cena flies to the Pole and starts FUing his way through the polar bears. WWE Films capture scenes of the bare chested, cutoff short wearing Cena plowing his way through the artic tundra wiping out an indiginous species, and release it as "Marine II: The Polar Expedition". During an amusing outtake sequence, Vince McMahon is overheard in the background, shouting "and THAT'S a message you can pass on to the pandas!".
The film is an incredible success, with everyone on the planet under the age of 12 seeing the film at some stage.
The following year at Wrestlemania, Cena is so amazingly over that he goes one on one against himself in the WWE's first ever Five Knuckle Shuffle Iron Man all by yourself in this very ring match. Cena retains. And turns heel.
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Post by thegame415 on May 27, 2007 20:08:49 GMT -5
Cena defeated all the dinosaurs, which is why they are extinct
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2007 20:10:29 GMT -5
Cena once dressed up like a cheeseburger and went to Viscera's dressing room, Cena walked out licking his fingers, Viscera was never seen again.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on May 27, 2007 20:12:03 GMT -5
Cena cracked the human genome by making it tap out to the STFU.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2007 20:15:32 GMT -5
lmao at the cheeseburger thing
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Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on May 27, 2007 23:58:24 GMT -5
Did Cena beat Vin Diesel too?
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Post by rrm15 on May 28, 2007 1:29:19 GMT -5
John Cena single handedly won the war on terror, found Osama Bin Laden, stopped North Korea's nuclear missile program, took out Castro, and completely wiped the country of Iran off the face of the Earth.
And he STILL made it back to the arena on time to squash Chris Masters.
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What?
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Post by What? on May 28, 2007 2:05:23 GMT -5
Cena humbled Brian Blair in a more fierce manner than even the Iron Sheik could muster.
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