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Post by thesunbeast on May 28, 2007 3:29:24 GMT -5
John Cena made Satan tap out to the STFU, thus saving Jesus at Calvary. I'd love to see a pic of John Cena making satan tap. Also, I believe that Stone Cold, Hogan, and Undertaker have all overcome WAY worse odds than Cena. Man, if the IWC had been strong like this in 1993, Undertaker would have been obliterted but million's of lbs of crap being poured on him by the IWC.
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Post by JMA on May 28, 2007 3:51:52 GMT -5
Cena turned back time by flying around the Earth REALLY fast.
He did job to The Flash in a foot-race, though.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 28, 2007 5:29:21 GMT -5
Cena resists the urge to murder all the haters on a weekly basis, and that' s the biggest overcomming of the odds I' ve ever seen.
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Post by What? on May 28, 2007 5:34:44 GMT -5
Cena resists the urge to murder all the haters on a weekly basis, and that' s the biggest overcomming of the odds I' ve ever seen. Agreed, I don't know how he keeps his damn cool. If thousands of fat, pale, greasy, acne covered, arrogant good for nothing assholes booed me weekly despite my best efforts to entertain them, I'd be pissed.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 28, 2007 5:45:58 GMT -5
Cena resists the urge to murder all the haters on a weekly basis, and that' s the biggest overcomming of the odds I' ve ever seen. Agreed, I don't know how he keeps his damn cool. If thousands of fat, pale, greasy, acne covered, arrogant good for nothing jerks booed me weekly despite my best efforts to entertain them, I'd be pissed. In my arms my brother ! I thought I was the only one to think this !
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Post by Topher is Human on May 28, 2007 6:07:05 GMT -5
Cena let management remember that Scotty 2 Hotty was on the roster
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Post by BIG DUNC on May 28, 2007 6:13:37 GMT -5
Cena tried to rob Duncan Ferguson's house, and got out without being hospitalised.
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Post by Topher is Human on May 28, 2007 6:16:41 GMT -5
John Cena looked Bobby Lashley in the eye without cracking up laughing
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on May 28, 2007 6:27:40 GMT -5
LoL, I would like to say that IMO, The Rican is OWNING this thread!! But, if I may give it a shot... "OH MY GOD, THEY MADE BRIAN BOITANO TAP TO THE S.T.F.U!" "YOU BASTARDS!!!"
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Post by What? on May 28, 2007 6:45:34 GMT -5
Cena tried to rob Duncan Ferguson's house, and got out without being hospitalised. LOL
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on May 28, 2007 7:05:13 GMT -5
Cena cured AIDS
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Post by Dynamite Kid on May 28, 2007 8:08:34 GMT -5
Cena won the Royal Rumble despite not only being entered number one, but also being the first man ever born on this Earth.
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Post by odanobunaga on May 28, 2007 8:20:07 GMT -5
While Quackenbush declared war on Japan, Cena declared war on the universe...and won!
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Post by tequilamokinbrd on May 28, 2007 9:58:53 GMT -5
John Cena wanted to find out exactly what people were saying about him online, so he finally got a PC.
Once he read some of the hateful things said about him, he went into the computer ReBoot style and FU'ed, Five Knuckle Shuffled, STFU'ed, You Can't See Me Motioned every last negative thing said about him on the internet until we all became fans.
Now, I know what you're all saying,
"If that's true, then how am I even reading this thread?".
Great Question, Actually the thing about that is......
(Titantron shows footage of someone driving to this thread in the Batmobile from Batman Begins)
(King) Is that, is that The Batman J.R.?
(J.R.) I'll tell you what King, if it isn't, it has to be someone so cool that Batman himself would let him borrow the car!
(King) Oh boy J.R., I only know of one Chain Gang Soldier that's that cool, and he's not even supposed to be in this thread!
(Batmobile arrives at thread)
DA....DA....DA....DA
DA....DA....DA....DA
BRRRRRRRRR IT'S THE NEW!!!!!
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!!!
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!!
IT'S THE FRANCHISE AND MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!!
(FU)
(FU)
(FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE)
(YOU CAN'T SEE ME HAND MOTION)
(STFU)
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Man, I don't really remember the past five minutes, but what I do know is that I just wanted to join this thread of Cena lovers and talk about how hard of a worker he is and how he never gives up!
The Champ is Here!!!!!
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Post by Sephiroth on May 28, 2007 13:47:41 GMT -5
John Cena wanted to find out exactly what people were saying about him online, so he finally got a PC. Once he read some of the hateful things said about him, he went into the computer ReBoot style and FU'ed, Five Knuckle Shuffled, STFU'ed, You Can't See Me Motioned every last negative thing said about him on the internet until we all became fans. Now, I know what you're all saying, "If that's true, then how am I even reading this thread?". Great Question, Actually the thing about that is...... (Titantron shows footage of someone driving to this thread in the Batmobile from Batman Begins) (King) Is that, is that The Batman J.R.? (J.R.) I'll tell you what King, if it isn't, it has to be someone so cool that Batman himself would let him borrow the car! (King) Oh boy J.R., I only know of one Chain Gang Soldier that's that cool, and he's not even supposed to be in this thread! (Batmobile arrives at thread) DA....DA....DA....DA DA....DA....DA....DA BRRRRRRRRR IT'S THE NEW!!!!! DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!!! SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING, MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!! IT'S THE FRANCHISE AND MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T SEE ME, MY TIME IS NOW!!!!!!! (FU) (FU) (FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE) (YOU CAN'T SEE ME HAND MOTION) (STFU) . . . . . . . . . . . . . Man, I don't really remember the past five minutes, but what I do know is that I just wanted to join this thread of Cena lovers and talk about how hard of a worker he is and how he never gives up! The Champ is Here!!!!! Cena made your memory tap out!
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Post by Swarm on May 28, 2007 13:48:33 GMT -5
Cena going over HHH at WrestleMania.
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Post by rrm15 on May 28, 2007 13:58:22 GMT -5
John Cena went back in time and saved the Titanic from drowning.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2007 14:01:07 GMT -5
Cena gives speech lessons to Khali, this of course is shown in movie montage form with "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background. Khali goes on to deliver a 30 hour speech to the UN that brings about World Peace.
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on May 28, 2007 15:44:45 GMT -5
Agreed, I don't know how he keeps his damn cool. If thousands of fat, pale, greasy, acne covered, arrogant good for nothing jerks booed me weekly despite my best efforts to entertain them, I'd be pissed. In my arms my brother ! I thought I was the only one to think this ! I love anti-smarks, they're so cool and non-conformist. Seriously guys, has it ever occured to you that not all internet fans are the way you describe them? Winner.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on May 28, 2007 16:01:14 GMT -5
In my arms my brother ! I thought I was the only one to think this ! I love anti-smarks, they're so cool and non-conformist. Seriously guys, has it ever occured to you that not all internet fans are the way you describe them? Has it ever occured to the haters that some people might potentially not hate Cena ( and I' m not talking about liking him ) and would like to be able to enjoy their wrestling without idiots saying every five seconds "OMG CENA SUXX KILL HIM HE ONLY HAS 5 MOVES OF DOOM LOL" ? Or at least that Cena is a HUMAN BEING and that he should be treated like one ??
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