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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 26, 2007 16:29:20 GMT -5
Most guys here like JBL. Everyone always craps on other announcers for saying somethings at least once a show. JBl should get his fair share.
When he always says Londrick is a car crash waiting to happen and it annoys me.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on May 26, 2007 16:31:10 GMT -5
Every mexican wrestler has at one point or another been his door man.
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Post by EJS on May 26, 2007 16:37:08 GMT -5
Khali is a walking ATM.
Have fun watching them while they're here......
Dave Taylor's family tree.
MACHEESEMO (Rey Mysterio)
Mr. Kennedy has beaten XX World Champions.
HE'S NOT A REDNECK!!
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Post by leemir on May 26, 2007 17:23:16 GMT -5
If JBL comes up with a good line one week he'll sure he uses the next week.
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Post by PrimeTyme on May 26, 2007 17:32:58 GMT -5
"He smells like smoke becuase he's been through fire Michael." - About Chris Benoit
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on May 26, 2007 17:37:41 GMT -5
He doesn't really do it any more, but the first few months or so when he first became commentator, he'd say "Finlay grew up with bombs going off all around him" every week without fail.
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Post by Matt Rogers on May 26, 2007 17:38:07 GMT -5
Every mexican wrestler has at one point or another been his door man. As has Masato Tanaka. 'Hey, stop beating up my door man!' |
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Post by EJS on May 26, 2007 17:39:49 GMT -5
"He smells like smoke becuase he's been through fire Michael." - About Chris Benoit And about himself And about MVP And about ....everyone. |
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Post by Psy on May 26, 2007 17:42:54 GMT -5
Y'know I don't really like JBL on commentary. I find him more annoying than Michael Cole. It's one of the reasons I've stopped watching Smackdown! regularly.
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Post by The OP on May 26, 2007 17:45:45 GMT -5
That's crazy talk. JBL is awesome on commentary. He's like a cross between JR and Jesse Ventura.
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Post by verticalbase on May 26, 2007 17:49:56 GMT -5
Matt Hardy... glass ceiling... main eventer waiting to happen. Something along those lines!
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Post by MGH on May 26, 2007 17:58:04 GMT -5
JBL is easily my favorite guy going today on commentary anywhere. If he wasn't on Smackdown, I may stop watching or at least learn to watch it on mute. Cole is too much to take without Bradshaw putting him in his place. And yes, like everyone else he has his things he says over and over. Luckily, they at least serve to try and establish the characters. Talking up how much MVP has gone through with the Kane/Taker feud, putting over how much London and Kendrick are daredevils, getting over how successful Kennedy is etc. Yes, some of the things get old fast (future Mrs. Layfield, Mexicans are my doormen), but I'll take the very little bad with the very entertaining good. Michael freaking Cole says some of the most idiotic things on commentary you'll ever hear. And he will NEVER let them go. JBL did awesome slowly coming around on MVP. And last week he slowly started coming around on Miz. Michael Cole hates someone and he'll hate them until the day they die* *or turn face, then all is forgiven. HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO!  |
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on May 26, 2007 18:02:17 GMT -5
Not that I have an issue with this line, but he does use it alot, "There's nothing pretty about what (insert name here) no technical moves he just beats the crap outta yeah. I like that. It reminds me of my APA days."
I know he uses that for Finley, and Deuce and Domino alot, he used to use it for Khali too.
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Post by salTy on May 26, 2007 18:25:43 GMT -5
"Smackdown's best kept secret, Michael".
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Post by EJS on May 26, 2007 18:26:48 GMT -5
BALLGAME!
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Post by HRH The KING on May 26, 2007 19:10:21 GMT -5
Y'know I don't really like JBL on commentary. I find him more annoying than Michael Cole. It's one of the reasons I've stopped watching Smackdown! regularly. Same for me. |
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Post by 4real on May 26, 2007 19:35:19 GMT -5
The Undertaker shortened his career you know. A last ride match apparently.
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Post by Virt McGirt on May 26, 2007 20:59:36 GMT -5
"That's gonna move the chains!" Oh wait, that's the A.D.D. kid Andy Samberg played one time. ;D
Seriously though, "It's on like a pot of neckbones!"
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on May 26, 2007 21:13:37 GMT -5
Michael freaking Cole says some of the most idiotic things on commentary you'll ever hear. And he will NEVER let them go. JBL did awesome slowly coming around on MVP. And last week he slowly started coming around on Miz. Michael Cole hates someone and he'll hate them until the day they die* *or turn face, then all is forgiven. HE DID WHAT HE HAD TO DO! Cole annoys me like nothing else. I like the fact that JBL does blur the heel/face lines occasionally. Cole sounds pretty stupid the way he plays those lines. I mean, the only blurring of the lines he has done has involved THE MIZ? WTF? Another thing that bugs me is that Cole just says stupid things on occasion. During the fantastic Hardy/Kennedy match a few weeks ago he said "Hardy's trying to hold off the larger Kennedy..." only to have the wrestlers stand up together a second later to show that Matt was slightly taller and looked to be about 5-10 lbs heavier (I know that wwe.com lists Kennedy as 7 lbs heavier than Matt, but I don't buy it for a second). The point is, why did he even say that? It's not like he ever said that during any Benoit/Chavo, Hardy/Helms, or Hardy/Mercury matches where there was an obvious weight difference. |
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Post by Captain Wonderful on May 26, 2007 21:25:44 GMT -5
"He smells like smoke becuase he's been through fire Michael." - About Chris Benoit And about himself And about MVP And about ....everyone. And Undertaker. JBL said that "Undertaker wears his scars like badges of honor" about 27 times in ten minutes at Wrestlemania. |
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