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Post by lildude8218 on May 1, 2007 15:31:42 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) Edge realized quickly that the auditions for Extreme Global Guts were no walk in the park. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) Coming this summer Edge stars in "28 Wins Later." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/29.jpg) Randy: BALLIN! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) Edge does an impression of The Sandman's son Tyler botching Raven's pose. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/27.jpg) Nitro: I'll be back. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) A tape surfaced this week showing what Jeff Hardy was up to inbetween his TNA departure and his WWE return....is that Larry Zbyszko? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/06.jpg) Deleted Scenes featuring the actual Blair Witch. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/07.jpg) Jeff's in-ring intervention wasn't going so well. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/08.jpg) RVD: I'm STOMPING YOUR HEAD! Shane: Missed me! *sticks out tongue* ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/09.jpg) Deleted Scenes featuring....well....RVD high off his ass. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/16.jpg) RVD: And Edge thought his Extreme Global Guts tryout was tough! I'm outta here!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) JR turned heel again on Raw, but his Fake nWo proved to be worse than the Fake Razor and Diesel. Although Shane did do a good Scott Hall impression. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/10.jpg) Vince: ARGH! MY GROIN!!!! Homer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GIVE THAT MAN THE $10,000!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) Wow, the new Guns N Roses was REALLY bad! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/13.jpg) Carlito tricked Flair by offering him a big kiss. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/14.jpg) The elder silverback chimp takes pride in grooming the youngsters. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Haas: What do you mean by "We look like Lenny and Carl?" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/17.jpg) Kennedy: And I think it's gonna BE a LONG LONG TIME... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/18.jpg) Kennedy: I was there and I saw what you did. Saw it with my own two eyes. So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you've been. It's all been a pack of lies. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/21.jpg) Mickie's therapist thought that she needed to hug herself if no one else would. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/22.jpg) Victoria: He's a cold hearted snake. Look into his eyes. Oh oh. He's been tellin lies. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/24.jpg) Cena: Ugh. I couldn't have picked a WORSE Swing Dancing Partner. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/20.jpg) Cena: Light as a feather, stiff as Rene Dupree. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) the MGM Lion had some fierce competition.
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Post by catwoman on May 1, 2007 15:45:56 GMT -5
Big props for the 80s music references. The thought of Kennedy singing "In the Air Tonight" warms my heart! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by seanwalsh on May 1, 2007 16:17:03 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) Suddenly zero gravity kicks in. And boy, do Edge and Orton feel foolish for it. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) Midway thru the match, Edge finally realizes that Christian is a world heavyweight champion in another company, while he's feuding with a guy who craps in bags and RKO's TV sets. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/29.jpg) Randy: Dude, this is a totally awesome Jesus impersonation! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) Edge: F that! THIS is a totally awesome Jesus impersonation! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) Someone's not nailing Melina tonight... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/06.jpg) Once again zero gravity kicks in. Except Jeff is totally trippin' off it. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/16.jpg) Again, zero gravity. But unlike the Jeff Hardy incident..........RVD's smoked WAY more pot. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) Vince: Can you people believe I'm ECW champion?!? People: We are indifferent to the entire ordeal, as ECW's declining ratings on Tuesday nights show, but we shall act like we don't like it at all! Vince (to himself): How did they say all that so simultaneously? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/14.jpg) How did Ric do this so convincingly? He just pretends Carlito is his ex-wi--SOUND OF SEAN'S ACCOUNT BEING DELETED. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Shelton: So.......are we still the World's Greatest Tag Team? 'Cause we're not really booked like it. Charlie: 'Sha, right. But either way, I'm totally nailing Jackie Gayda. So, like, whatever. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/18.jpg) Even though he realized early on that Cena will only job to Mega Giant Humungous Titantron Kennedy, Ken still goes on with the promo. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/21.jpg) Mickie: Your attempts to choke me with my own arms do nothing! Those monsters down there are like giant cushions at times like this! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/24.jpg) Cena: Oh man, I knew they said he was a load, but I NEVER TRULY KNEW UNTIL NOWWWWWWW! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) GRPAHDMFBAFDNMABFBDBABBAAAGH!!! * *AHHHHHHHHH! MY HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Zombie Mod on May 1, 2007 16:27:04 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) coming up next on when gravity fails. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) this picture was taken seconds after edge was told where coach was going to put his hand. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/29.jpg) Randy: ok.... i admit it, i moved the caution wet floor sign. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) Edge is puzzled by the question on the titan-tron while orton darent look. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/27.jpg) Nitro: "and then coach cornered me, and..... i'm sorry i cant go on." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) jeff and nitro play extreme twister, next on wwe raw. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/06.jpg) the aliens are about to land..... run for your lives. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/07.jpg) Jeff was wondering where he had seen a scene like this before while his mind played banjo music trying to remind him. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/09.jpg) next on when invisible cena's attack.... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/16.jpg) RVD: hey..... who mooved the ring..... man. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) the wwe's remake of streetfighter: the movie didn't get off to a good start when they filmed the ending first. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/10.jpg) umaga: oh here we go, they're admireing each others groins again... look away and pretend your somewhere nice. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) vince: come on everybody.... its fun to stay at the Y..... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/13.jpg) Carlito: come on ric out with it, let out that nasty wind..... thats it... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/14.jpg) you cant go...... they've been stealing my stuff...... they dont give me all my medication........ carlito: damn it i'm not your son how many times do i have to tell you? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Haas: and then my wife said she had a job at this T.N.A thing... i didnt get it either...... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/17.jpg) Kennedy: Who farted? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/18.jpg) Kennedy: admit it..... i want to know....... who cut the cheese? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/21.jpg) Mickie refused to admit her photo shoots in the past and refused to let her "girls" out to play. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/22.jpg) Victoria: urghhhhh that stinks...... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/24.jpg) Cena: oh come on you know in the next couple of weeks i'll do this properly and he'll be wished well with his future endevours. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/20.jpg) Cena unveils his new offensive move.... the diving arse attack. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) IT WASSSS MEEEEEEE....... IT WAS ME ALL ALONG...... I FARTED......
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Sajoa Moe
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
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Post by Sajoa Moe on May 1, 2007 16:49:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) Orton totally screwed up Edge's Invisible Plank trick. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) El Dandy's video on the TitanTron proved that Edge truly was Lita's "sloppy seconds". ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) JAZZ HANDS! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/27.jpg) Umaga managed to lose all the weight and bought himself a pair of neat shades in the process. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/06.jpg) PSYCHO CRUSH! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/07.jpg) "Change? Got any change?" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Umaga: AYYYYYY! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/10.jpg) STAND BACK! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) McMahon thought crowd-surfing would be cool. Not if nobody caught him. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/18.jpg) "MISTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR...oh geez, I totally have a boogie hanging out." ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/22.jpg) There's nothing I can say here that won't get me warned. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS!!!
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Post by Mongo & Pepe: Back in Black on May 1, 2007 17:03:11 GMT -5
Those camo pants that Edge is wearing are pretty badass.
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Post by Jay Broni on May 1, 2007 18:05:43 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Vince: Yes, Umaga! That is what the creative team has had up its ass this whole time!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) Maury Povich: Vince, you are NOT the father!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) Edge: Oh, was I not supposed to pin Cena? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/24.jpg) Cena wants to prove that he can actually carry someone in a wrestling match. Yeah, he's not too bright.
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Post by krazysane on May 1, 2007 18:06:37 GMT -5
Great job guys, yous rock
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on May 1, 2007 18:10:46 GMT -5
Captain Randomness, you really should change your sig before a higher-up sees it.
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on May 1, 2007 18:12:03 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) Jeff was never allowed to try the Canadian destroyer again.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 1, 2007 18:33:59 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) FLUBBER! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) *cue fart sound effect* ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Vince: Hey Umaga, what do you think of those new Pizza Pockets? Umaga: YAY! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/14.jpg) "Hold SELECT to regain stamina" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) "Tap L1 for finisher" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/22.jpg) She shouldn't have drank the entire bottle of Tabasco before the match. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) "The internet loves me! And I love them."
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by W?Y on May 1, 2007 19:58:02 GMT -5
Seeing Haas & Benjamin in that pic, I think it would totally rock if they became the wrestling equivalent of Lenny & Carl.
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Don Corleone
Better than your favourite band.
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Post by infrared on May 1, 2007 20:06:49 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/01.jpg) "Matt has a gun, and he's coming this way... I THOUGHT HE GOT OVER IT!!!!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/29.jpg) Randy: That's what you get for saying that the doghouse is lame ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/27.jpg) Nitro: I need a finisher ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/06.jpg) JR: "BAH GAWD KANG!! A HOMELESS MAN HAS JUMPED OVER THE GUARD RAIL.... AND.... ONTO JOHNNY NITRO OFF THE TOP ROPE!!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/09.jpg) RVD is being abducted by Aliens (UFO not pictured) ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Vince: "Yes Umaga, that is indeed the size of my penis!" ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/10.jpg) Vince taking a whizz in his own INVISIBLE TOILET!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Haas: Shelton, why did I get fired back in 05? Shelton: You got married Haas: Oh yeah
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on May 1, 2007 20:58:24 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/03.jpg) It's levitation, homes. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/29.jpg) Randy: That TV I broke at the hotel was THIS big! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) JR: BAH GAWD, KANG! Edge is mocking Randy Orton's pose! King: He actually calls it the Edge Pose. JR: You mean like how Orton calls his stomp the Orton stomp instead of the Garvin stomp? King:..JR...you just said something intelligent. JR: Oh, I'm sorry....DELICIOUS, FRUITY, FRUITY, FRUITY..SKITTLES!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/28.jpg) Hardy & Nitro: OH YES! WE LIKE THE SCISSORS! Butters: You should be careful with scissors. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/07.jpg) Cade: So, our beat up truck for your tag team belts. Deal? Jeff: Deal. Matt: What did you just do?! Jeff: Dude, their truck has a player that plays eight tracks! That's like seven more than one. Matt: I should have had you fall off a higher ladder. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/08.jpg) Umaga: Dear sister, by the time you read this.... (RVD kicks him) Imogen Heap: mmmwhatcha sayyyy oh that you only meant well...mmwhatcha sayyy...ooohhh what did you sayyyy ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/16.jpg) RVD mounts an invisible elephant while Umaga looks on and starts choking on a few ball bearings. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) After getting a cheap pop, Umaga finishes his Mick Foley impression while Vince and Shane look on and approve. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/10.jpg) Vince: This belt itches. Shane: Umm...dad, I forgot to tell you. Before Backlash, I saw Lashley hanging out with Lita and... ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) Mars Mac-Man: If you wanna rock the place say yeah! (YEAH!) NOW SCREAM!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Benjamin: Did we just not lose a match? Haas: I know, I found that weird too. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/18.jpg) Even in his high school yearbook picture, Mr. Kennedy had that microphone. ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/24.jpg) Khali: umm, John...your fly is open. Here, let me... Cena: now is not the time!!! ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/20.jpg) While laying in his invisible hammock, Cena is disturbed by Khali's god awful dance moves.
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on May 1, 2007 21:10:10 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Umaga: Great success! HIGH FIVE!! Vince: Dammit, who let him go to the video store again??
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wrasslinmachine
Don Corleone
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Post by wrasslinmachine on May 1, 2007 21:47:41 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/20.jpg) Cena imintating Liu Kang's bicycle kick to near perfection.
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on May 2, 2007 1:14:30 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/11.jpg) Playing the part of Vince McMahon tonight will be E Street band member Little Stevie Van Zandt
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Post by axlbucket on May 2, 2007 4:51:29 GMT -5
[quote author=lildude8218 board=WWE thread=1178051502 post=1178051502 ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/12.jpg) Wow, the new Guns N Roses was REALLY bad! [/quote] That was uncalled for
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Post by Agent P on May 2, 2007 7:01:24 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) Edge does his best Great Khali impression. But Randy Orton doesn't feel it's up to snuff ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/15.jpg) Haas: What do you mean you're not really Shaniqua? ![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/26.jpg) Great Khali, now with Jewish Star!
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Post by pathogen on May 2, 2007 9:18:18 GMT -5
![](http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/photos/4379256/02.jpg) Not the lynx effect Edge was hoping for.
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