Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 27, 2007 22:53:35 GMT -5
i bet its kinda like that monty pythin skit with john cleese teaching his class how to fight an assailant thats weilding fresh fruit:
instructor: today your going to learn how to do a spot!
class: groan!
instructor: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?
student: we've done spots.
instructor: we have!?
student: yes, diving off the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, diving of the top turnbuckle to the audience, diving off the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring through a table, diving head but from the top turnbuckle through the announcer table, doing a trible backflip in mid air off the top rope through two tables, doing a referse spining back flip drop kick combonation to the outside of the ring while crashing through the announcers table...
instructor: HAVE WE DONE DIVING OFF THE TOP OF A CAGE, DOING A TRIPLE BACK FLIP SPINNING DROP KICK COMBONATION, THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE THAT YOUR UNCONSCIOUS OPPONANT IS LYING ON?!
class:groan! nooooo...
instructor: RIGHT! WE'LL DO THAT FOR TODAYS LESSON!
other student: cant we learn something else today, like how to properly pin people?!
instructor: OOOOOOOOHHHHH!...ya wanna learn to pin people eh!? Diving off cages aint good enough for ya , eh!? We'll lad, the next time you find yourself in a position where you have to dive off a 20 foot cage to crash through an announcers table unto your unconscious opponent, DONT COME CRYIN TO ME!!!!
instructor: today your going to learn how to do a spot!
class: groan!
instructor: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!?
student: we've done spots.
instructor: we have!?
student: yes, diving off the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring, diving of the top turnbuckle to the audience, diving off the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring through a table, diving head but from the top turnbuckle through the announcer table, doing a trible backflip in mid air off the top rope through two tables, doing a referse spining back flip drop kick combonation to the outside of the ring while crashing through the announcers table...
instructor: HAVE WE DONE DIVING OFF THE TOP OF A CAGE, DOING A TRIPLE BACK FLIP SPINNING DROP KICK COMBONATION, THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE THAT YOUR UNCONSCIOUS OPPONANT IS LYING ON?!
class:groan! nooooo...
instructor: RIGHT! WE'LL DO THAT FOR TODAYS LESSON!
other student: cant we learn something else today, like how to properly pin people?!
instructor: OOOOOOOOHHHHH!...ya wanna learn to pin people eh!? Diving off cages aint good enough for ya , eh!? We'll lad, the next time you find yourself in a position where you have to dive off a 20 foot cage to crash through an announcers table unto your unconscious opponent, DONT COME CRYIN TO ME!!!!
