Finally I know what that El Dandy thing is

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Here you go newbs of wrestlecrap if you haven't seen this. I know it can be confusing here sometimes with the bizzares and the I dont knows. I can sleep well at night now that I know what all the refrences here mean Hypnosis is my favorite wrestler.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZe6LvqQaVk

[Austin's Middle Finger]

I always thought Bret was very good on the mic in a subtle way.

He's got a certain dry wit to him

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I always thought Bret was very good on the mic in a subtle way.

He's got a certain dry wit to him

Being a sarcastic guy myself I loved that promo. It went straight to my favorites. I hope Vince doesn't take it down right away

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curly said:

I always thought Bret was very good on the mic in a subtle way.

He's got a certain dry wit to him

Yeah, he is good on the mic in a very non pro-wrestler way. I really noticed that during his heel run in the Hart Foundation. He was easily the most hated heel without giving flashy promos. It wasn't even simple cheap heat. He actually had good points that forced the american fans to either agree with him and get pissed off because the heel was right or it just made them angry but at least they knew why Bret hated them. Another strong point was that his promos were heel promos in the us but face promos everywhere else.

While cheap heat is simply saying this town sucks or this country sucks. Which only works in that city or country without anyone else who doesn't live there actually caring.

[THE Dinobot]

"He's a jam-up guy."
"This is a groin pull the likes which you have never seen in your whole life."

Now Bret was the type of slightly funny heel that all after him should aspire to be like.

[eDemento2099]

giovanni said:

He was easily the most hated heel without giving flashy promos. It wasn't even simple cheap heat. He actually had good points that forced the american fans to either agree with him and get pissed off because the heel was right or it just made them angry but at least they knew why Bret hated them. Another strong point was that his promos were heel promos in the us but face promos everywhere else.

Good point. For a guy who deliberately spent most of his career providing a role model for his audience, Bret was one of the best heels in the entire wrestling business; people hated him because he made them contemplate truths that are too incriminating for most fans to acknowledge out of their own will.

Bret Hart was to American audiences what Socrates was to his Athenian society.

[-Lithium-]

"This guys a serious professional'...lmao...best line...

[SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts]

All these clips always cut when Gene says "And about that groin pull"

WHAT!? WHAT ABOUT THE GROING PULL!?

[salTy]

Bret was hilarious on the stick, I thought.

[Well, Youre Wrong]

I've probably seen that a thousand times and it's still funny as hell. Bret was awesome as a sarcastic heel.

"And what about hypnosis?"

[K7 - WC's Crowd Extra]

curly said:

I always thought Bret was very good on the mic in a subtle way.

He's got a certain dry wit to him

QFT.

And by the way, i love the pic. Those two worked so damn well with each other.

Edit: The "Yeah...Oowww" bit at the end of the promo is just hilarious.

[DiBiase is Good]

Nice to see that the Forum FAQ thread is being well used.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

"This is a Groin Pull in the likes you have never seen in your whole life"

[Ace Diamond]

therocket said:

I've probably seen that a thousand times and it's still funny as hell. Bret was awesome as a sarcastic heel.

"And what about hypnosis?"

He's a high-flyer of the highest magnitude!

[Hack Blowfist]

kick ass promo...a classic
But I do have one problem with it. It's Cirrhosis who's a high flyer of the highest magnatude. Or was it Psoriasis? I get them confused.

evildead2099 said:

giovanni said:

Another strong point was that his promos were heel promos in the us but face promos everywhere else.

people hated him because he made them contemplate truths that are too incriminating for most fans to acknowledge out of their own will.

Bret Hart was to American audiences what Socrates was to his Athenian society.

Wow, who knew you could get your intelligent political commentary and opinions on wrestling shows. Sort of like Meet the Press with spandex and steroids.

You're just as bad as any of those marks that are so disparaged on these forums. IT'S JUST WRESTLING. geez

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toddk said:

kick ass promo...a classic
But I do have one problem with it. It's Cirrhosis who's a high flyer of the highest magnatude. Or was it Psoriasis? I get them confused.

evildead2099 said:

people hated him because he made them contemplate truths that are too incriminating for most fans to acknowledge out of their own will.

Bret Hart was to American audiences what Socrates was to his Athenian society.

Wow, who knew you could get your intelligent political commentary and opinions on wrestling shows. Sort of like Meet the Press with spandex and steroids.

You're just as bad as any of those marks that are so disparaged on these forums. IT'S JUST WRESTLING. geez

To keep on-topic I'll reply and you'll just have to add Bret's sarcasm to it in your own mind.

I think you are a very intelligent man, who has a great view on professional wrestling. With 12 posts on your name you really have proven yourself as someone with great contributions to this forum and it gives you the right to shoot yourself in the foot by trying to put yourself over by attacking other posters because they used names of ancient philosphers you've never heard of.

[Hack Blowfist]

I know enough about the man to see that comparing him to a heel and his promos on wrestling shows is absurdity of the highest magnitude.

[Joekishi]

curly said:

I always thought Bret was very good on the mic in a subtle way.

He's got a certain dry wit to him

Yeah Crybaby/Sarcastic Bret is the best.

He's got a sort of DAve Foley appeal to him.