Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 18, 2007 11:20:17 GMT -5
This will teach me to never sleep in again.
Not ten minutes ago, I woke up from a dream that had Christopher Daniels come out to face AJ Styles in the iMPACT Zone as ...
...'Hot Rod' Chris Daniels.
He had a checkered cap on and came out to the sound of revving engines and some horrible elevator music.
They then cut to a vignette that had a kid looking through the toy aisle in some mall, and every shelf was picked clean ... and then he came across an enormous fifties style roadster, and Christopher Daniels was sitting in it.
Kid - 'What's that?'
Daniels - *pats the steering wheel* 'You want it, kid?'
Kid - 'Yeeeeeaaah!'
Daniels - 'It's yours.'
Kid - 'Yeeeeeaaah!'
The box said 'Push from the top or from the side', whatever the hell that means.
The kid scampered off with his new aquisition - don't ask how he carried it, the car was like a full sized vehicle but somehow fit in a small box - and some smoking hot Asian woman gave Daniels a kiss on the cheek. Of course, Daniels gets the woman, so that's one thing right in the world. I'm assuming she was the kid's mother, even though he was white.
One thing that wasn't right with the world?
The Fallen Angel had become a soapbox derby racer.
We cut back to the iMPACT Zone, with AJ wearing a big LOOK OF FEAR at his opponent's wanton acts of kindness, with Don West hollering 'WHAT A NICE GUY, MIKE!'
I honestly had to splash myself with cold water about twenty times after waking up.
What a nightmare.
Not ten minutes ago, I woke up from a dream that had Christopher Daniels come out to face AJ Styles in the iMPACT Zone as ...
...'Hot Rod' Chris Daniels.
He had a checkered cap on and came out to the sound of revving engines and some horrible elevator music.
They then cut to a vignette that had a kid looking through the toy aisle in some mall, and every shelf was picked clean ... and then he came across an enormous fifties style roadster, and Christopher Daniels was sitting in it.
Kid - 'What's that?'
Daniels - *pats the steering wheel* 'You want it, kid?'
Kid - 'Yeeeeeaaah!'
Daniels - 'It's yours.'
Kid - 'Yeeeeeaaah!'
The box said 'Push from the top or from the side', whatever the hell that means.
The kid scampered off with his new aquisition - don't ask how he carried it, the car was like a full sized vehicle but somehow fit in a small box - and some smoking hot Asian woman gave Daniels a kiss on the cheek. Of course, Daniels gets the woman, so that's one thing right in the world. I'm assuming she was the kid's mother, even though he was white.
One thing that wasn't right with the world?
The Fallen Angel had become a soapbox derby racer.
We cut back to the iMPACT Zone, with AJ wearing a big LOOK OF FEAR at his opponent's wanton acts of kindness, with Don West hollering 'WHAT A NICE GUY, MIKE!'
I honestly had to splash myself with cold water about twenty times after waking up.
What a nightmare.
