Which situation frightens you more?

[Lance Uppercut]

Let's see... there's an ancient persian man who's gone completely insane threatening to camel clutch you, and then anally rape you

or

A Broken down, pill popping Olympic gold medalist threatening to not only kick your ass, but then tea bag you with his nutsack, have his wife piss on you, and then anally sex her up in victory right in front of you...

[Timmy8271]

The Humbling. I heard after he's done, He probes you with his spiked shoe.