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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 5, 2007 22:48:48 GMT -5
It should be called "That's My Warrior", and follow him as he does day to day things, "Dirty Dishes!!!...you will feel the awesome scrubing power!...(creepy whisper) of the warriorrrrrrrr!!!!!(snort)  |
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Post by Ultimate Reality on Jan 5, 2007 22:54:04 GMT -5
It would be better than Hogan Knows Best, that's for sure.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 5, 2007 23:00:10 GMT -5
I would laugh if someone stabbed him and he just spin around yelling and raising his arms.
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Post by mohamo on Jan 5, 2007 23:01:15 GMT -5
some network executive really needs to get their foke in place and get this going
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Post by shiranui on Jan 5, 2007 23:03:46 GMT -5
Sounds good.
However, I still think that "Old Country Values with Iron Sheik" should get a TV deal first. I mean, who WOULDN'T watch a Dr. Phil ripoff show that's hosted by the Iron Sheik?
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Post by mohamo on Jan 5, 2007 23:07:33 GMT -5
Didn't they for real make a pilot for Sheik?
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 5, 2007 23:14:37 GMT -5
"I have returned from the dark domicile of my dwelling in parts unknown, and now walk the plain of the mortals, in order to return...(creepy whisper) these blockbuster videos to your place of business!!!(snort)"
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 5, 2007 23:20:28 GMT -5
"VENDING MACHINE!!! YOU HAVE DARED TO TAKE THE WARRIORS DOLLAR...(snort) WITHOUT SURRENDERING TO HIM THE CHEETOS CHEESE SNACKS...(creepy whisper) with their mighty power of cheesiness, that no other cheese snack(snort) has yet equaaaaalllleeddd!!! NOW I AM FORCED TO JIGGLE YOU MIGHTILY, THEN YOUR EVIL GRIP WILL BE LOOSED...AND THE CHEETOS...WILL BE MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!(SNORT!)
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 5, 2007 23:35:55 GMT -5
I am worried that I would watch this all the time.
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 5, 2007 23:53:40 GMT -5
FILL THE ROCKETSHIP FULL OF CHEETOS, FILL IT FULL OF THE WARRIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHS! *anuerism*
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Jan 6, 2007 0:52:37 GMT -5
kamala comes over to babysit? imagine how that would go, lol:)
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Post by dirtydickraines on Jan 6, 2007 1:06:05 GMT -5
The tag line should be: "A reality series for a man who has lost touch."
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 6, 2007 1:20:12 GMT -5
The tag line should be: "A reality series for a man who has lost his mind." Fixed, for more Warrior Wackyness |
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 6, 2007 11:25:53 GMT -5
kamala comes over to babysit? imagine how that would go, lol:) He'd sing them a lullaby. He's a singer, you know! |
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Post by therob on Jan 6, 2007 11:26:57 GMT -5
Warriors would be good but I dont want to see it until we see a New Jack reality show.
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Post by owenpeterson on Jan 7, 2007 5:30:42 GMT -5
I believe the only way we are going to be able to see this is through hidden camera because Warrior appears to be isolated from the public in person. And if anyone were to get close to him with the camera catching him going crazy he would threaten the cameraman to edit that out or something, so it would have to be hidden camera.
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Post by MoleMan on Jan 7, 2007 7:13:30 GMT -5
It'd never work. He'd being saying so many hateful things they'd have no footage to air.
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Post by The Boss on Jan 8, 2007 14:05:52 GMT -5
"VENDING MACHINE!!! YOU HAVE DARED TO TAKE THE WARRIORS DOLLAR...(snort) WITHOUT SURRENDERING TO HIM THE CHEETOS CHEESE SNACKS...(creepy whisper) with their mighty power of cheesiness, that no other cheese snack(snort) has yet equaaaaalllleeddd!!! NOW I AM FORCED TO JIGGLE YOU MIGHTILY, THEN YOUR EVIL GRIP WILL BE LOOSED...AND THE CHEETOS...WILL BE MIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!(SNORT!) You're right. The entire series would consist of one long drawn out incomprehensible speech by the Ultimate Warrior. He would even talk through the breaks! The few people who would actually watch it would ask for more comercials so the Warrior's yap yap speaches wouldn't destroy their dedication to their hero. "Please, show more comercials and shut him up before I start to realise why everybody hates him!"  It would be the one show where ratings for the comercials would be hire than for the show. |
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He went to community college.
