Corporate H
Grimlock
He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Jan 6, 2007 20:54:22 GMT -5
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Post by MGH on Jan 6, 2007 20:55:02 GMT -5
He reminds me of Dave Prazak.
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Post by The Portable Stove on Jan 6, 2007 20:56:07 GMT -5
GREATEST. TEACHER IN THE WORLD.
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EvilMasterBetty, Esq.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bird...Birdie...birdie......Tiger...Tiger Tiger.....
R2C2 Reporting for duty
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Post by EvilMasterBetty, Esq. on Jan 6, 2007 22:28:42 GMT -5
Could you imagine Danielson as a teacher?
"What's 3 x 6 Bobby?"
"Um....24?"
*Cattle Mutilation*
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 6, 2007 22:43:20 GMT -5
"U'm, Mr Danielson, I need an extension on my research paper. Can I turn it in at six.
"No, you have til five!"
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Jan 6, 2007 23:42:35 GMT -5
"U'm, Mr Danielson, I need an extension on my research paper. Can I turn it in at six. "No, you have til five!" *clap.................clap..............clap* |
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W?Y
Hank Scorpio
Old FAN, no tricks.
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Post by W?Y on Jan 7, 2007 0:50:32 GMT -5
"U'm, Mr Danielson, I need an extension on my research paper. Can I turn it in at six. "No, you have til five!" ;D |
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W?Y
Hank Scorpio
Old FAN, no tricks.
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Post by W?Y on Jan 7, 2007 0:51:09 GMT -5
Mr. Danielson's first day:
"Good morning. My name is Mr. Danielson, but you kids can call me Mr. Small Package".
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 7, 2007 1:06:42 GMT -5
Next Week - Mr Danielson gives an example on the physics of the propeller by giving a student one hundred and three rotations in an Airplane Spin.
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Post by Chuckie Finster on Jan 7, 2007 1:28:45 GMT -5
Tommorow, Mr. Danielson demonstrates pressure to the human limbs as he will apply the surfboard to several students to see how long they can last.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 7, 2007 2:10:28 GMT -5
"You're Tardy"
Cross-face Chicken Wing
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Post by HMARK Center on Jan 7, 2007 2:45:18 GMT -5
He reminds me of Dave Prazak. I was just about to say that. But Danielson as a teacher would rock. Danielson: Today, my lecture will continue, as it has for the past week, to focus on Marx's theory of the oppression of the proletariat in an industrial society- Class: SAME OLD S**T! SAME OLD S**T! Danielson: 'Same old s**t,' huh? Ok then! </begins reading ENTIRE lecture from the very beginning all over again> |
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Post by MGH on Jan 7, 2007 2:51:11 GMT -5
Danielson: *reading out of book* So then in January of 1867 .... oh excuse me February..
Kid: YOU EFFED UP YOU EFFED UP!
Danielson: Oh? *recites entire thing from memory*. I don't EVER eff up.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2007 2:56:24 GMT -5
"U'm, Mr Danielson, I need an extension on my research paper. Can I turn it in at six. "No, you have til five!" i was doubting the credibility of how righteous this post was with the original post but this right here sold me...good show sir, good freakin show... |
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lovingway
El Dandy
Crimson and Clover
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Post by lovingway on Jan 7, 2007 14:27:08 GMT -5
One place where I student taught had a kid name Mohammed Hassan
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 7, 2007 15:12:41 GMT -5
Just imagine him entering the classroom to "The Final Countdown"......
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 7, 2007 16:03:09 GMT -5
One place where I student taught had a kid name Mohammed Hassan Teacher - 'Good effort with your thesis, but your sources are too sparse. B-minus.' Hassan - *spits* 'Yet another example of the blantant prejudice in this school. This is a miscarriage of justice, I'm a United States citizen just like all of these idiots ...' |
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Post by dirtydickraines on Jan 7, 2007 17:22:19 GMT -5
One place where I student taught had a kid name Mohammed Hassan Did he get beaten-up by an older goth kid and never return to school? |
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lovingway
El Dandy
Crimson and Clover
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Post by lovingway on Jan 7, 2007 19:39:20 GMT -5
One place where I student taught had a kid name Mohammed Hassan Did he get beaten-up by an older goth kid and never return to school? No, but he dreams of being an actor |
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 8, 2007 14:20:22 GMT -5
All full-on gold.
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