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Post by normcoleman on Jan 29, 2007 0:50:18 GMT -5
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H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 29, 2007 0:50:52 GMT -5
Telling the Undertaker not to get too uppity, or else he'll make him face...Damn.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 29, 2007 0:51:01 GMT -5
Partying and trying to get a hold of Taker. Mark never returns his calls.  |
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mo
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Post by mo on Jan 29, 2007 0:51:43 GMT -5
Holla holla-ing
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Jan 29, 2007 0:52:00 GMT -5
Telling the Undertaker not to get too uppity, or else he'll make him face...Damn. Why damn? He could always call Ted and get the 1994 Taker back... |
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 29, 2007 0:52:29 GMT -5
Telling the Undertaker not to get too uppity, or else he'll make him face...Damn. I laughed my ass off at that comment. |
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Jan 29, 2007 0:56:07 GMT -5
Masterbating b/c SmackDown won again.
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Post by bindergang on Jan 29, 2007 0:56:40 GMT -5
Sleeping.
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Rick Mad
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Post by Rick Mad on Jan 29, 2007 0:58:06 GMT -5
Teddy Long: Batista, at Wrestlemania.. You're gonna go one one one with THE UNDERTAKAHHHHH!
Batista: Yeah, I know, Teddy. I watched the Rumble, too.
Teddy Long: Uh.. er... holla holla?
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Post by WarriorWarrior on Jan 29, 2007 1:00:21 GMT -5
Teddy Long: Batista, at Wrestlemania.. You're gonna go one one one with THE UNDERTAKAHHHHH! Batista: Great idea Teddy. I love it! I love it! Fixed |
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 29, 2007 1:01:26 GMT -5
Playing "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2007 1:06:29 GMT -5
Teddy Long being the general manager that he is, is probably looking in the mirror practising announcing other names in case Undertaker is the Champ and can no longer be reliable for Takering care of business.
MISTAHHHHH KENEDAYYYYYY!!!...no......BRAHHHHEEENN KEYNDRICK!!!!!!!...nah.....THAAAAAAA MIZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 29, 2007 1:08:24 GMT -5
Teddy Long being the general manager that he is, is probably looking in the mirror practising announcing other names in case Undertaker is the Champ and can no longer be reliable for Takering care of business. MISTAHHHHH KENEDAYYYYYY!!!...no......BRAHHHHEEENN KEYNDRICK!!!!!!!...nah.....THAAAAAAA MIZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "Takering care of business" for the win!! How about: Tonight, playa, you goin' one on one with... KAAAAYNNEE!! |
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 29, 2007 1:08:40 GMT -5
Masterbating b/c SmackDown won again. Theres a lovely image. |
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 29, 2007 1:10:03 GMT -5
Teddy Long being the general manager that he is, is probably looking in the mirror practising announcing other names in case Undertaker is the Champ and can no longer be reliable for Takering care of business. MISTAHHHHH KENEDAYYYYYY!!!...no......BRAHHHHEEENN KEYNDRICK!!!!!!!...nah.....THAAAAAAA MIZZZZZZZZZZZZ! "Takering care of business" for the win!! How about: Tonight, playa, you goin' one on one with... KAAAAYNNEE!! naa, playa, I change my mind. Tonight it will be you one on one with...... SCOOOTY TOOOO HOOOOTTTYYY! Holla Holla Holla |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 29, 2007 2:20:34 GMT -5
Telling the Undertaker not to get too uppity, or else he'll make him face...Damn. Why damn? He could always call Ted and get the 1994 Taker back... Tonight, you'll be going one-on-one with... THA FAKAHTAKAH! |
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Post by MGH on Jan 29, 2007 2:25:19 GMT -5
He's probably acting like that big suck up that everyone hates.
*Taker is leaving with Teddy following*
Teddy: Oh man Taker this is going to be great! You'll win the title, then I can send you after people as the champion!
Taker: That's great Teddy.
Teddy: You'll be more dominant than evah playa! No heel will dare challenge us now!
Taker: Uh huh, good Teddy.
Teddy: They'll holla holla at my orders now, no one will be able to...
Taker: Shut up Teddy.
Teddy: Holla!
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H-Fist
Hank Scorpio
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 29, 2007 2:55:21 GMT -5
Teddy's new gimmick is coming out every week and trying new guys to replace Taker as the TCB guy. And it just doesn't work. Slowly, Teddy starts to lose his confidence. If he can't do the TCB GM job, then maybe he has lost his magic. Who can he rely on to make sure heels stay in their place. He's lost, sad, lonely...then the phone rings.
Teddy: Hello...Yes, this is Teddy Long...Eric, how did you get this number...Nevermind that, why are you calling?...Why would I need your help? I'm a GM; you're a bitter sumbish with a bad book still stinking like yesterday's garbage!...Well, yes, that is my prob...I see. What is it? Who is it?...Really? You sent him over? Great! Hold on, Eric...What do you want, MVP?
MVP: [over-the-top cocky heelishness that begs to be put in its place]
Teddy: Look, I got business to take care of. I'll talk to youlater. Holla, Eric. Now MVP, get out to the ring. You have a match. Next.
*commercial*
Teddy: Now MVP, I told you you had a match tonight. Tonight, you go one on one with...Uuuuumaga!
Thus beginning Umaga's babyface run on Smackdown. And the Eric thing is a reference to 3 minute warning: they do good dirty work.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 29, 2007 3:05:45 GMT -5
Sleeping? It is 2 am Central time.
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Post by THEBUZZKILL on Jan 29, 2007 3:06:01 GMT -5
Watching reruns of M*A*S*H
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