What kind of new wrestler would you like?

[Rocky Angle]

Time to take another journey into that hypothetical land, where what if's are true, and where Vince McMahon takes advice on who to hire from us.

Let's say Vince is looking for a new wrestler- someone to give a big push to and really shake things up on Raw or Smackdown or ECW. I'm not asking which specific real guy you would pick, but what kind of wrestler should Vince be looking for?

A steroid addled hoss with a talent for comedy on the mic?
A flippy cruiserweight who swings a mean chair?
A technical genius with interesting promos?
A monster who can crush bones with his power moves?
A bodybuilder who can't wrestle or talk on the mic?
A hardcore wrestler who bleeds pints every night?

I think Vince should be looking for a good all-rounder, who can do technical and high flying stuff decently, and is great on the mic, and has a good look.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

A cybernetic sushi chef that sings Chris Gaines songs on his way to the ring....including the bonus tracks...and one of them is a ballad.


If they can have male cheerleaders, a boogeyman, and an f-ing pirate, my request should be met!

[Corporate H]

We need more Cruiserweights so that they can actually have a division.

[Avalanche Alvarez]

bencrocker said:

We need more Cruiserweights so that they can actually have a division.

I've got it!

A 4'10" guy who's half CHUD, half human that's a master of the martial arts!
He finishes off his opponents by dragging them into the sewers!
Yeah?

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

One with swords for arms, swords that shoot bazookas wrapped in barb wire

[Avalanche Alvarez]

drbackflipshoffman said:

One with swords for arms, swords that shoot bazookas wrapped in barb wire

If there's a copy of "The Marine" wrapped in the barbwire, consider it done.

[joshawesome]

KING DIAMOND
YOUR NEXT WWE CHAMPION

[BRV]

I've always felt a mafia stable would work wonders in professional wrestling. And not "mafia" like the Full Blooded Italians were a mafia. I mean "mafia" as in Don Corleone or Tony Soprano.

Just take one big main eventer, have him be the Don, and have about five or six smaller midcard guys be "The Family".

To quote Li'l Scrappy, it would be "money in the bank".

[Rocky Angle]

Ooh I like that mafia idea. Stables are (almost) always good.

As well as more stables, we also need more 'characters'. I've had enough of douchebag's using their real names and wearing black trunks.