how would you win the rumble?

[j2thabill]

vince had the right idea when went under the rope and commentated nearly the entire match then came back at the end,

i always though it would be funny it someone faked an injury and just layed at ringside the whole time then jumped back in at the end

or you could handcuff yourself to the ropes

or cut the top rope down so there was no way you could be elminated (silly i know but it would be funny if done right

[Deleted]

Copy Ric Flair at Royal Rumble 92, move for move and taunt for taunt.

[Error]

Suicide dive through the second rope and then act like I was eliminated by leaving ringside. Later I come through the crowd when some thinks they have won and push them off of the ropes as they celebrate.


EDIT: That or handcuff myself to the bottom rope and kick everyone else in the nuts so hard they fly over the top and are eliminated.

[MolotovMocktail]

Hide under the ring for the duration of the match, then come out the other side and eliminate the last guy from behind. I remember Jimmy Hart winning a battle royal this way.

[mcmahonfan85]

j2thabill said:

or you could handcuff yourself to the ropes

roaddog did something similar to that at the 2000 rumble when he went to the corner and hugged the bottom rope for dear life.

[darbus alan]

Leave the ring by going under the bottom rope, shoot the shit with JR, JBL, and the other commentators while snubbing Michael Cole, drink a beer, get some popcorn from one of the concession stands, play my Nintendo DS in front of the cameras and next to JR, then come back after one guy's left in the ring, give him a HARD lariat or clothersline, put him in a fireman's carry position, and throw him right out of the ring.

All of this would come with MAJOR heel heat.

[j2thabill]

some one at rspw has pointed out if you cut the top rope then the middle rope would become the new tope rope.mmm guess u would have to cut all the ropes!

[johngirl]

Screw cheating, I'd win it properly, with honor. Benoit or Flair style.

[Kerry Von Erich is my hero]

Well, I know what I wouldnt do. I wouldn't try to pin someone. Are you listening Mr. Savage!?

[Mr. Cheshire]

Float above the ring. Like Se7en.

[The Freakin' Deacon]

I would throw all 49 men out to win the ramble rumble. because i love the double double e

[Tha Kid Joker]

Okay, after scanning this thread and pondering to myself for hours, I've come up with a strategy so cunning that my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about...

I'd grab my opponent, and lightly toss them over the top rope. Rinse, repeat as many times as necessary.

[dirtydickraines]

Whip him strongly into the ropes and the grapple with him until his meter is empty. I will then punch him once and he will fall off.