Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 24, 2007 20:41:07 GMT -5
GAWD, I wish WWE would wish her well in her future endeavors. She is more annoying than Melina, and that is saying something. Now, I will be the first to admit, I wouldn't push her out of the bed. But she does not belong on public television. She is the poster child for the blonde bimbo stereotype. She doesn't even dance all that well, and her attempts at being erotic come across as buffoonish and silly. I am thankful CM Punk has not been paired up with her (yet) because the last thing he needs is to be held down trying to get her over. I'm annoyed that Mike Knox only storyline thus far has been as her a-hole boyfriend, cuz he could do so much better on his own. She would never have fit in back in ECW's heyday, so why the monkey luvin heck is she there now???
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Big Hurt
Samurai Cop
Hot damn!
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Post by Big Hurt on Jan 24, 2007 20:48:03 GMT -5
Nice legs and butt, but average in every other aspect. Wouldn't miss her one bit. Not to mention every Expose I'm waiting for her to fall.
And she always looks stoned.
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Post by MGH on Jan 24, 2007 20:49:03 GMT -5
Can't say as I find her attractive myself. She doesn't contribute a damn thing except awful dancing. If I never saw her again I doubt I'd notice she was gone, or care for that matter.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 24, 2007 20:49:38 GMT -5
She's on the roster because Johnny Ace either nailed her or wants to nail her. That's about all, methinks.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 24, 2007 20:51:37 GMT -5
She sucks. She is like a female Test.
Hm, know it makes sense, since she is dating him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2007 20:54:09 GMT -5
She reminds me WAY too much of that bitch Kendra on the Girls Next Door - You know, the least attractive, but most arrogant...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 24, 2007 21:07:32 GMT -5
They should do an angle where Kelly's expose is happening, suddenly "Brooklyn, Brooklyn" blares and the camera starts shaking wildly, they cut to a different camera angle and Cryme Tyme has stolen the TV camera! They should do this during every pointless segment.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Jan 24, 2007 21:20:59 GMT -5
They shouldn't just fire her. I think she could be used in some capacity. What I would do is quite simple. The dance routine her and her girls did yesterday sucked. It took up way too much time for a single segment. However, if you took the Nitro Girl approach with them, and just had them dancing into and out of commercial breaks, I think it would work. Rather than one long segment, you could split it up over the course of the show, and Kelly could be the leader because everyone already knows her. Like Kimberly was.
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Post by kingoftheindies on Jan 24, 2007 21:24:32 GMT -5
They shouldn't just fire her. I think she could be used in some capacity. What I would do is quite simple. The dance routine her and her girls did yesterday sucked. It took up way too much time for a single segment. However, if you took the Nitro Girl approach with them, and just had them dancing into and out of commercial breaks, I think it would work. Rather than one long segment, you could split it up over the course of the show, and Kelly could be the leader because everyone already knows her. Like Kimberly was. or they can use her like they used Ivory,Dawn Marie, and Jaqueline a couple years ago. Keep her off tv for awhile, and when she shows up you forgot she had a job. |
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Jan 24, 2007 21:27:37 GMT -5
I was just trying to throw something out there besides, "FIRE HER!"
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 24, 2007 21:30:18 GMT -5
They should do an angle where Kelly's expose is happening, suddenly "Brooklyn, Brooklyn" blares and the camera starts shaking wildly, they cut to a different camera angle and Cryme Tyme has stolen the TV camera! They should do this during every pointless segment. This would get Cryme Tyme over instantly and be a step forward in revamping the tag team division. So you know what that means... More Kelly Kelly segments and the Tag Titles being turned in for more thongs. |
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 24, 2007 21:38:31 GMT -5
I swear that when I looked at the title of this thread it said "Kevin Kelly unapprecation thread."
So you can understand how confused I was for the first couple of sentences...
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Slim Loves Lily
El Dandy
I'm gonna want the milksteak boiled over hard.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 24, 2007 21:39:29 GMT -5
I agree. Totally worthless she is.
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Crappler El 0 M
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Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on Jan 24, 2007 21:44:51 GMT -5
The Kelly stuff was the worst thing about the latest ECW show, including giving us the Rumble match clean mere days before the Rumble.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jan 24, 2007 21:59:19 GMT -5
She sucks. She is like a female Test. Hm, know it makes sense, since she is dating him. Makes sense. Both are worthless. |
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 24, 2007 22:43:59 GMT -5
I don't see the need for Kelly Kelly. Maybe it's because I'm 30 and no longer willing to screw anything with a pulse, but I think I would turn down a chance to sleep with her. If she were lying in my bed naked with her legs open, I would probably say "Hey, a vagina. That's great. Can you move over though, I want to get some sleep since I have to wake up early for work tomorrow."
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Post by joeman on Jan 24, 2007 22:49:37 GMT -5
I just hate her, period.
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Nekron has risen aka Gamera...
Don Corleone
Yep, The Black Lantern Corps have the Superman of Earth-2 as a member...... We're f*****d!!!!
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Post by Nekron has risen aka Gamera... on Jan 25, 2007 10:50:08 GMT -5
I don't like her just because she's so average for a "diva"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2007 10:54:27 GMT -5
She lacks any talent whatsoever. And I don't like untalented people, nor do I like them wasting time in wrestling shows.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Jan 25, 2007 10:58:38 GMT -5
What the hell happened to my ECW.
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