Post by Stu on Jan 23, 2007 4:27:25 GMT -5
This thread was inspired by thefranchise2 and Boku Wa Midori. Basically, francise began things with a thread in which he talked about HBK being possessed by the power of Triple H upon wielding sledgie. He illustrated this fact with this video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Kiwtz97Yc
Boku later unveiled his plans for a "evil, uber-religous, pious HBK," in which he said:
"Basically, the WWE title is evil and Shawn is the only one that can purify it until someone worthy comes along. Only, Shawn begins to believe that nobody is worthy enough for the title."
This got me thinking about what if WWE was like a big fantasy world. You have the Smackdown Kingdom, ruled by King Booker. You have the treacherous land of ECW where only miscreants live. And you have the Raw Kingdom, whose thrown is currently filled by the would-be king, Coach.
The villagers of the Raw kingdom spend their days working, with Carlito growing apples for market and Chris Masters sewing sombreros. Ric Flair the wise oversees the daily happenings, often prophesizing that one day, someone will seize the thrown and become the true king.
However, in order to do this, one must obtain the WWE Title, which can only be done by wielding sledgy and being strong enough not to be overcome by the spirit of Triple H. Should that happen, the sledgehammer will be used to defeat the Christian Lord, HBK for the title.
One day, a lowly travler from the land of ECW wanders into town. He introduces himself as CM Punk (damned if I'm going to use Cena in this role). He wanders around the Raw Kingdom, coming across many a characters like the town thieves, Shad and JTG, and the town pervert, Jerry Lawler, who claims to have once been the ruler of a small village called Memphis. He also runs into the village idiot, Eugene, and two bully knights named Edge and Orton.
The two men tell Punk to go back to the diminishing land of barbwire he came from, and on his way out, he runs into the fair maiden, Maria, who is said to only be able to marry the king. Punk falls in love with her, but realizes it is not meant to be. That's when he runs into Flair the wise, who tells him he shall become king if he can win the world title.
Punk sets out on his journey, passing through many parts unknown. On his way, he finds himself entering the land of the blithering giants, ruled by the Great Khali. The giant one sends his minions, Snitzky, Umaga and Viscera, to bring him the head of Punk for dinner. What shall become of the hero?
To be continued.......
Disclaimer: Okay, I was bored. I'm in no way a major fan of dungeons and dragons and stuff like that, and I just thought I'd throw this out for the hell of it. Perhaps I'll finish this tale another time. For now, goodnight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--Kiwtz97Yc
Boku later unveiled his plans for a "evil, uber-religous, pious HBK," in which he said:
"Basically, the WWE title is evil and Shawn is the only one that can purify it until someone worthy comes along. Only, Shawn begins to believe that nobody is worthy enough for the title."
This got me thinking about what if WWE was like a big fantasy world. You have the Smackdown Kingdom, ruled by King Booker. You have the treacherous land of ECW where only miscreants live. And you have the Raw Kingdom, whose thrown is currently filled by the would-be king, Coach.
The villagers of the Raw kingdom spend their days working, with Carlito growing apples for market and Chris Masters sewing sombreros. Ric Flair the wise oversees the daily happenings, often prophesizing that one day, someone will seize the thrown and become the true king.
However, in order to do this, one must obtain the WWE Title, which can only be done by wielding sledgy and being strong enough not to be overcome by the spirit of Triple H. Should that happen, the sledgehammer will be used to defeat the Christian Lord, HBK for the title.
One day, a lowly travler from the land of ECW wanders into town. He introduces himself as CM Punk (damned if I'm going to use Cena in this role). He wanders around the Raw Kingdom, coming across many a characters like the town thieves, Shad and JTG, and the town pervert, Jerry Lawler, who claims to have once been the ruler of a small village called Memphis. He also runs into the village idiot, Eugene, and two bully knights named Edge and Orton.
The two men tell Punk to go back to the diminishing land of barbwire he came from, and on his way out, he runs into the fair maiden, Maria, who is said to only be able to marry the king. Punk falls in love with her, but realizes it is not meant to be. That's when he runs into Flair the wise, who tells him he shall become king if he can win the world title.
Punk sets out on his journey, passing through many parts unknown. On his way, he finds himself entering the land of the blithering giants, ruled by the Great Khali. The giant one sends his minions, Snitzky, Umaga and Viscera, to bring him the head of Punk for dinner. What shall become of the hero?
To be continued.......
Disclaimer: Okay, I was bored. I'm in no way a major fan of dungeons and dragons and stuff like that, and I just thought I'd throw this out for the hell of it. Perhaps I'll finish this tale another time. For now, goodnight.
