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Post by Funkyjumbo on Jan 19, 2007 23:25:56 GMT -5
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 19, 2007 23:28:10 GMT -5
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 19, 2007 23:42:13 GMT -5
"First, let’s take a look at one of the greatest cartoon feuds of all time: Popeye vs. Bluto! There you have two men who believed that somehow a stick creature named Olive Oyl was the most beautiful woman they've ever seen (personally, I thought the Sea Hag looked much better). Being the men that they were, they would often fight for Olive Oyl's affection. In the end, after eating spinach that gives him superhuman strength ("advantage"), Popeye always defeated Bluto.
Then there's He-Man vs. Skeletor. You have the good 'ol pretty boy savior of Castle Grayskull vs. the crafty sorcerer. Let’s face it, if you're going to a swordfight then bring a sword. But why bring a sword full of magic power that gives you a decisive "advantage" in what is supposed to be a man-to-man fight? Where's the respect for the elderly? Skeletor had to be at least eight centuries old, but you all cheered He-Man as he beat, battered and disrespected a senior citizen."
It´s official. We got a new Rock.
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MCP Hates You
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Post by MCP Hates You on Jan 19, 2007 23:53:22 GMT -5
BURKE FOR CHAMPION OF ALL THREE BRANDS!
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 19, 2007 23:54:36 GMT -5
I sent him a Kayfabe question, just for the hell of it.
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Post by angryfan on Jan 19, 2007 23:56:39 GMT -5
When I saw the thread title, I got a mental image of Sandman standing mid-ring, holding the cane in the air, screaming "By the power of Keystone, I HAVE THE POWER!" Not sure why, but I had to share.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 19, 2007 23:58:45 GMT -5
Add Burke dressed as Skeletor, and we got a Wrestlemania moment.
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Post by Funkyjumbo on Jan 20, 2007 0:01:15 GMT -5
Add Burke dressed as Skeletor, and we got a Wrestlemania moment. Only if Maria is dressed as Teela ;D |
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Post by paragon on Jan 20, 2007 1:37:37 GMT -5
Dammit. Now people will think I stole this name from him instead of Chris Jericho.   |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 20, 2007 1:39:34 GMT -5
Burke also, it appears, hates cheaters.
I like this guy more every week.
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 20, 2007 2:22:02 GMT -5
Alright Vince, you found your charismatic, creative, talented, good-look hoss to push as your champ. Now can you please mop up and lose the hard-on for all the others for a minute? You need contrast in styles to make the Burke Experience work, especially if there's no Manbearpig anymore. This is great, though. It's always positive when you see a guy getting there at the same time the company needs someone to step up, and they want it to be him.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 20, 2007 2:24:02 GMT -5
I haven't gotten to see much of Burke in ECW, but I marked for him while he was on SmackDown. I need to watch more ECW...
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Ace Diamond
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 20, 2007 2:39:55 GMT -5
Alright Vince, you found your charismatic, creative, talented, good-look hoss to push as your champ. Now can you please mop up and lose the hard-on for all the others for a minute? You need contrast in styles to make the Burke Experience work, especially if there's no Manbearpig anymore. This is great, though. It's always positive when you see a guy getting there at the same time the company needs someone to step up, and they want it to be him. I didn't realize somebody who's only 6'1" and 230lbs can be a hoss. In all seriousness I definitely think Burke has a future in the WWE. I could've cared less about ManBearPig but whenever Elijah had a match I was like "This guy is good", and I liked his mic work too. |
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 20, 2007 5:14:40 GMT -5
Don't tell me he's a Cena fan!
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Post by The Original Gooker on Jan 20, 2007 15:06:39 GMT -5
 My question to Elijah was why did they rename Monty Brown with a craptastic name like Marquis.......whacky name, and what does he think of TNA! |
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Mitch 4:20
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Jan 22, 2007 4:15:55 GMT -5
" Then there's He-Man vs. Skeletor. You have the good 'ol pretty boy savior of Castle Grayskull vs. the crafty sorcerer. Let’s face it, if you're going to a swordfight then bring a sword. But why bring a sword full of magic power that gives you a decisive "advantage" in what is supposed to be a man-to-man fight? Where's the respect for the elderly? Skeletor had to be at least eight centuries old, but you all cheered He-Man as he beat, battered and disrespected a senior citizen." Perspective sure is subjective!!  |
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Mitch 4:20
Don Corleone
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Post by Mitch 4:20 on Jan 22, 2007 4:18:02 GMT -5
Don't tell me he's a Cena fan! I thought we already decided... Cena can't overcome the odd, he IS the odds! |
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