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Post by Stu on Jan 22, 2007 15:06:43 GMT -5
I present to you the usual suspects in being the worse wrestlers on the planet. But who's the worse of the worse? Who's the most botchoriffic of these guys?
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on Jan 22, 2007 15:08:04 GMT -5
Khali is the worst ever. A manakin would sell better.
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Post by The Wrestling Rambler on Jan 22, 2007 15:08:34 GMT -5
The Most Extreme Athlete in ECW - Rene Dupree
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 22, 2007 15:09:44 GMT -5
Gonzalez, just horrible. No one will ever top his level of suckyness.
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Post by MGH on Jan 22, 2007 15:11:10 GMT -5
Giant Gonzalez.
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Post by Loki on Jan 22, 2007 15:19:23 GMT -5
Boogeyman.
At least Khali and Gonzalez had the "excuse" of being really tall. Boogeyman is just horrible under every aspect, and has been employed for more than a year already...
Snitsky and Heidenreich are good for jokes so they can stay. Viscera is severely underrated as a wrestler. Henry is decent.
Nash doesn't belong in this poll... He may be fragile as crystal, but he's been entertaining AND over for most of his career. More than all the other guys together could ever dream of.
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Post by Harmonica on Jan 22, 2007 15:20:03 GMT -5
Khali when I heard they had to allegedly heavily edit his matches for smackdown, I thought this guy must really suck and he bored to tears before that anyway. I liked the match that Gonzalez had with Muta though but other then that he is not very good.
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Post by Tonto Goldstein on Jan 22, 2007 15:20:18 GMT -5
El Gigante
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Post by wrath on Jan 22, 2007 15:21:06 GMT -5
I don't Viscera's bad for his size at all. He can do some impressive stuff and the crowd always seems to go "OOOH!" whenever he does a move that crushes a guy.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 22, 2007 15:21:43 GMT -5
Eugene.
Nothing makes me want to give up wrestling altogether more than Eugene.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Jan 22, 2007 15:25:01 GMT -5
Gonzalez, then Boogey, then Eugene, then Khali. Khal iwas actually decent in Japan, plus he entertains me. From the tapes and clips I've seen of Goznalez/El Gigante, he was very poor. But he's in real bad health now so I don't like to say he wasn't a good wrestler, it feels cruel.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 22, 2007 15:28:40 GMT -5
Elegantay wins due to giant airbrushed musclesuit.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 22, 2007 15:29:16 GMT -5
Khali. At least Gonzales MOVED, which is something Khali seems incapable of while wrestling.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 22, 2007 15:31:34 GMT -5
Honestly, looking over this list, I like a few of these guys.
Khali is impressive looking, and I just like his aura. He doesn't run around sticking his tongue out and screaming to look 'tough'. He's just big and confident, and when he roars, you look at him and go 'erp', because he's a damn giant. He looks like he could tear me in half with little effort.
Nathan Jones was terrible in the ring, but I loved everything else about him.
Boogeyman has one of the funniest gimmicks in wrestling today.
Big Vis is very agile for a man his size, and is tremendously funny on the microphone, too.
I'm starting to like Mark Henry for just being a big, no-nonsense guy. He's not good, but he isn't the worst of the bunch either.
Kevin Nash is great so long as his natural touch with humor is allowed to shine.
Snitsky is another big lug with a good sense of humor.
I've never seen Giant Gonzalez before, so I can't say a bad word about him.
So out of all these guys, John Heidenreich takes the cake. From his rediculous bright red shoot fighting gloves and little trunks to his habit of going 'bam-bam! bam-bam!' when he punches, to all of the terrible segments he was in ... he was pretty much as bad as they come. I can't say one positive thing about this load. PLUS, he took the spot against Undertaker that was by rights going to Mordecai/Kevin Thorn, which pisses me off even more.
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Jeff
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Jeff on Jan 22, 2007 15:32:26 GMT -5
Gonzales
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MichaelRBoh
Unicron
cowpee changed gimmick
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Post by MichaelRBoh on Jan 22, 2007 15:35:14 GMT -5
eugene, he is just over due for a gimmick change
at least seeing khali in person is impressive because of his size
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Post by Jake Robert's Dealer!!! on Jan 22, 2007 15:40:15 GMT -5
As horrible as scrubs like Nathan "lactate" Jones and Giant Gonzalez were at least they never killed someone in the Ring ala (un)great khali.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 22, 2007 15:42:20 GMT -5
As horrible as scrubs like Nathan "lactate" Jones and Giant Gonzalez were at least they never killed someone in the Ring ala (un)great khali. To be fair to Khali, that wasn't entirely his fault. The guy taking the bump was injured, and the promoter made him take the bump anyways, completely disregarding his safety. Khali did the move, but he really doesn't deserve 100% of the blame.
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bigjimmy
Don Corleone
WWF Attitude
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Post by bigjimmy on Jan 22, 2007 15:43:44 GMT -5
El Gigante without question!!
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Post by joeman on Jan 22, 2007 15:45:14 GMT -5
What? Why isn't john Cena on the list?
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