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Post by viscera on Jan 22, 2007 2:15:10 GMT -5
Alright... let's say for some reason, every wrestler over 6 feet or so suddenly... exploded I guess. Vince Macmahon somehow survives the onslaught and for some reason, this explosion affects everyone not even in the WWE at all, leaving behind only Divas and Cruiserweights... as well as a few Lower card guys. Vince has one week to book an upcoming Pay Per View, Wrestlemania 23. What pray tell does he do?!
And as for why all the guys over 6 feet exploded... I dunno, angry midgets bombed them all?
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Post by darbus alan on Jan 22, 2007 2:18:15 GMT -5
Brian Kendrick or Paul London would be your new World Heavyweight Champion.
As for RAW... well, damn. Who's six feet or shorter on RAW right now?
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wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 22, 2007 2:21:47 GMT -5
Mysterio would have to heal up fast
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Post by Hack Blowfist on Jan 22, 2007 2:35:12 GMT -5
GILLBERG..GILLBERG..GILLBERG
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Post by Ravishing Rob Rude on Jan 22, 2007 2:52:34 GMT -5
Benoit's back on top baby!!
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Post by joeman on Jan 22, 2007 2:53:36 GMT -5
Vince will make himself champion. He will rename himself as the Corporate Giant and his finisher would be the chokeslam.
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 22, 2007 7:18:58 GMT -5
He'll hire ACTORS over 6'0" ft. tall.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 22, 2007 11:29:32 GMT -5
Is it only 6 foot guys under contract that die?
Cause, if so, maybe he'll finally be forced to acknowledge Randy Savage!
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Jan 22, 2007 11:43:15 GMT -5
CM Punk vs. RVD for the unified WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW championships. Yes, a smark can dream.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 22, 2007 11:43:27 GMT -5
Is it only 6 foot guys under contract that die? Cause, if so, maybe he'll finally be forced to acknowledge Randy Savage! At this point, Randy Savage is like the wrestling equivalent of Area 51. Most of the public knows that he's/it's real, but Vince/ the government will deny any information of his/it's existence.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 22, 2007 12:20:00 GMT -5
does vince survive, i think he's over 6 ft? if so, we have a new wwe champion right there.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 22, 2007 12:23:05 GMT -5
CM Punk vs. RVD for the unified WWE, World Heavyweight and ECW championships. Yes, a smark can dream. I think they're 6'1" and 6'0" respectively. They're dead too.
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JBLisGOD
AC Slater
JBL IS a wrestling GOD!
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Post by JBLisGOD on Jan 22, 2007 14:50:39 GMT -5
i guess it would be time for the return of JERICHO!!!
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Post by joeman on Jan 22, 2007 15:30:57 GMT -5
Jericho would then have to stop wearing those large 4 inch boots then.
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Team Rocket
Evolve or Die.
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Post by Boomaga on Jan 22, 2007 15:35:33 GMT -5
Is it just WWE over 6 ft or all over 6 ft? Because if it's just WWE, then I guess Kurt Angle will be hired back to go against Abyss for the WWE title!
Otherwise, Vince McMahon vs. and injured Rey Mysterio in a match everyone wants to see!
Note: Chris Benoit will still be a mid-carder after all this.
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