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Post by balmudo on Jan 18, 2007 16:18:14 GMT -5
...His bowels today, most likely. Sorry folks - bad joke thread. Tip your waitresses and try the 'Tato Skins!!!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 18, 2007 16:18:33 GMT -5
Thank God that's not true
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 18, 2007 16:20:57 GMT -5
Randy Orton released...
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... three polecats in a rabbit warren today. He then cackled evilly, and crapped in Kelly Kelly's sink.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 18, 2007 16:27:11 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released...
...Back Into The Wild To Be With His Own Once Again. CLICK HEREZZZZ FOR TORRIE WILSON BUTTSECKS PICS!!!!!
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 18, 2007 16:33:23 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a cloud of specially formulated laughing gas on the Moscow underground.
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Post by anticonscience on Jan 18, 2007 16:34:27 GMT -5
...His bowels today, most likely. ClicK heRe to sEE whIcH NAKED DIVA's bAg iT WaS iN!!!!!!!11!111!!! |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 18, 2007 16:36:50 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a chinlock after 2 minutes. He then slapped it back on again. Internet fans are said to be both fat and dateless.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 18, 2007 16:48:35 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released...
And wwe.com wish him well in his future endeavours!
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Post by 4real on Jan 18, 2007 16:51:07 GMT -5
Randy Orton released.....
his debut album today!! Entitled 'Chinlock on your heart' it's a prog rock masterpiece weighing in at an unspecified amount.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 18, 2007 16:56:00 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... Killer Shark, Deathstroke the Terminator and Dr. Light from The Slab today... they are all still at large, and should be considered dangerous, and in some cases, metrosexual.
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Post by Error on Jan 18, 2007 16:59:56 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a chinlock after 2 minutes. He then slapped it back on again. This reminds me: From Lance Storm's last Q&A:Q: Can matches be edited too much? Such as how ECW would leave in a blown spot, where as WWE will edit it out (if possible). ECW leaving them in gave more of a realistic feeling to the match in my mind. A: It isn’t a question of too much or too little as much as it is of good or poor editing. A lot of my heat matches would get edited for time, and who ever edited them would do so in a way that you couldn’t tell, but it would ruin the psychology or flow of the match. If they needed to shorten the match they would for example look for 2 chin locks in a match (If it was a Randy Orton match he’d have an abundance of choices) and edit everything out in between. You would see me apply the chin lock there would be a camera switch and I would still be in the chin lock but it would be the second one not the first. This ruined the matches and at times buried guys. If the face had a bunch of offense, then you stopped him and grabbed a hold, then got in 4 minutes of offense yourself, grabbed that hold again then had the face make the come back and beat you. What might air is you getting your ass kicked, you applying a hold, you getting your ass kicked again and beat. |
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 18, 2007 17:04:21 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a chinlock after 2 minutes. He then slapped it back on again. This reminds me: From Lance Storm's last Q&A:Q: Can matches be edited too much? Such as how ECW would leave in a blown spot, where as WWE will edit it out (if possible). ECW leaving them in gave more of a realistic feeling to the match in my mind. A: It isn’t a question of too much or too little as much as it is of good or poor editing. A lot of my heat matches would get edited for time, and who ever edited them would do so in a way that you couldn’t tell, but it would ruin the psychology or flow of the match. If they needed to shorten the match they would for example look for 2 chin locks in a match (If it was a Randy Orton match he’d have an abundance of choices) and edit everything out in between. You would see me apply the chin lock there would be a camera switch and I would still be in the chin lock but it would be the second one not the first. This ruined the matches and at times buried guys. If the face had a bunch of offense, then you stopped him and grabbed a hold, then got in 4 minutes of offense yourself, grabbed that hold again then had the face make the come back and beat you. What might air is you getting your ass kicked, you applying a hold, you getting your ass kicked again and beat. Randy Orton released... his new book today. It is entitled How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Use ¡EVIL! Editing Techniques to Sustain my Push |
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Post by doctorhillbilly on Jan 18, 2007 17:23:31 GMT -5
Randy Orton released...
after RVD complained of bogarting.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 18, 2007 17:26:32 GMT -5
Randy Orton released...
....his debut single "Can I borrow a feeling?". When told he stole the song from Millhouse's Dad, Orton yelled "THE GARVIN STOMP IS MINE!!", then RKO'd the reporter, and then crapped in his cameraman's bag.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 18, 2007 17:29:59 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released.............
The lock on the containment field that hold's the Ghostbuster's storage generator intact, unleashing a paranormal siege of Biblical proportions onto New York City.
Dr. Egon Spengler was said to be very pissed about the situation.
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Post by Captain Sunhat on Jan 18, 2007 17:31:50 GMT -5
Randy Orton released......
...the hounds!
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 18, 2007 17:33:12 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released............. The lock on the containment field that hold's the Ghostbuster's storage generator intact, unleashing a paranormal siege of Biblical proportions onto New York City. Dr. Egon Spengler was said to be very pissed about the situation. "That's one big Twinkie." |
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Post by doctorhillbilly on Jan 18, 2007 17:33:22 GMT -5
"Randy Orton released...
....his debut single "Can I borrow a feeling?".
I bow to you sir.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 18, 2007 17:34:02 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released...
...Into the Serenghetti, where he immediately FELT-THA-PAAAAWWNNNCCEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 18, 2007 17:34:20 GMT -5
...PERIOD!!
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