wwerules60
El Dandy
"Bring what? a vomit bag? a fig newton?"
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Post by wwerules60 on Jan 18, 2007 17:34:29 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... an album about the wonders of tube socks
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 18, 2007 17:52:39 GMT -5
The Golden Spike has been released from Big Kahuna Burger this afternoon. Spike was unreachable for comment, although Jardu Cenesh was reported to be very irate.
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Post by jardoo Cen_̈̎̌& on Jan 18, 2007 18:35:38 GMT -5
"Lenny released... from servitude to the mighty Jardu Cenesh when hell freezes over"
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Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
mmm...flavor text
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jan 18, 2007 18:37:55 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released... ...Into the Serenghetti, where he immediately FELT-THA-PAAAAWWNNNCCEEEEEE!!!!!! Reports that say his head was the only thing that rolled out have not been confirmed as of yet.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jan 18, 2007 19:20:08 GMT -5
Tip your waitresses and try the 'Tato Skins!!! hows the veil?
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 18, 2007 21:44:05 GMT -5
For actually making 2 posts for that, you sir, win. So, what the hell is a Garvin stomp?
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 19, 2007 8:05:40 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a chinlock after 2 minutes. He then slapped it back on again. Internet fans are said to be both fat and dateless. This one owns everything. Hilarious.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 8:09:10 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released....
IN THE FAAAAAAAAAACE!
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 19, 2007 8:10:41 GMT -5
Randy Orton released...
...a cage full of doves, in celebration of his best friend's wife getting pregnant.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2007 9:33:46 GMT -5
Tip your waitresses and try the 'Tato Skins!!! hows the veil? Surprisingly, only so-so.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jan 19, 2007 12:08:20 GMT -5
Randy Orton Released... And wwe.com wish him well in his future endeavours! Oh how I wish it were true. Raw would be a little more bearable.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 19, 2007 13:02:55 GMT -5
Randy Orton released.....
...a chemical strain of Orthrax onto the people of Parts Unknown, Arizona. The strain is known to cause massive buttseks among WWE divas and severe chinlocks within the community. If you know anyone who has been exposed to Orthrax, please get them to the IWC immediately.
Credit: Rajah.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 19, 2007 20:52:56 GMT -5
Where can I get infected with Ornthrax?
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jan 19, 2007 20:54:49 GMT -5
Randy Orton released... a chinlock after 2 minutes. He then slapped it back on again. Internet fans are said to be both fat and dateless. This one owns everything. Hilarious. Thanks... it's all part of my new 'deadpan' direction. I'll be alternating 'deadpan' and the usual 'sarcasm' for a while, and then 'sarcasm' will be retired and 'deadpan' will be my new default posting style.
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Jan 20, 2007 0:06:54 GMT -5
Where can I get infected with Ornthrax? Parts Unknown, Arizona, silly.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 21, 2007 21:03:18 GMT -5
To Arizona!! Chinlocks for everyone!!
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Jan 21, 2007 21:18:17 GMT -5
There would be a great decline in workrate, as wrestlers would no longer be well rested during their matches.
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