Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 14:22:15 GMT -5
 "For all our 'alternative lifestyler' WWE fans out there, feel free to use this Batista Standup as 'target practice' when you unleash YOUR animal!"  "Don't just WATCH a horrible movie, panned by critics and moviegoers alike, READ it too!"  "Because DX has never been more over anywhere on the planet than Canada!"  "Get your very own official action figures of one of Smackdown's hottest tag teams, the Gym-...whats that? They're fired? ........ ........ ......yes, this VERY LIMITED edition AUSTIN VS GOLDBERG TWO PACK!"  "Wait, seriously, who the f*** is this guy? How did he get hired? What do we do with him? Do....do we push him? Am....am I supposed to conduct with my penis?" |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 14:24:14 GMT -5
"For all our 'alternative lifestyler' WWE fans out there, feel free to use this Batista Standup as 'target practice' when you unleash YOUR animal!" I honestly cannot fathom that being used for anything but the purpose that you mentioned, Godz. It's like it has 'Dave Batista Spoo-Target' written on it. |
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 14:25:08 GMT -5
Good, so it's not just me.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 19, 2007 14:26:26 GMT -5
"Get your very own official action figures of one of Smackdown's hottest tag teams, the Gym-...whats that? They're fired? ........ ........ ......yes, this VERY LIMITED edition AUSTIN VS GOLDBERG TWO PACK! That made me laugh the most. Hope this thread continues ;D |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 19, 2007 14:28:42 GMT -5
"Don't just WATCH a horrible movie, panned by critics and moviegoers alike, READ it too!" "And then, BOOM! Another massive explosion rang out, as John Triton barely made his escape. But soon after, BOOM! Another massive explosion ripped through the sky, but John Triton was unfazed, because he was running away from another massive explosion." |
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Chainsaw
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It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 19, 2007 14:29:41 GMT -5
I'd like to think you'd be beaten if you actually wore that shirt to an event up north. |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 19, 2007 14:33:56 GMT -5
 Now YOU TOO can portray tired black stereotypes with our new CRYME TYME SHIRT. Goes perfectly with ...  ... our new SMACKDOWN VERSUS RAW 2007 game and shirt package! Pin guys after snapmares! Beat up women! Experience the REAL THRILL of five men ignoring one another to endlessly scramble for the Money in the Bank briefcase, and watch out for those ladder shots, crackers! STUNNER STUNNER!  Drug Free, Alcohol Free, and now Win Free! Grab the beanie worn by greasy-haired punks everywhere, and watch the jocks swarm in to kick your ass, you overpushed indy scrub! Get them while they last, which isn't long, if Stephanie McMahon has anything to say about it!! |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 19, 2007 14:35:36 GMT -5
What the hell is that? I'd rather wear one of those 'Warn a Brother' shirts. And I hate those! |
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 19, 2007 14:36:23 GMT -5
Because Canada likes NOTHING better than Shawn Michaels! WOO!! |
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 19, 2007 14:36:24 GMT -5
What the hell is that? I'd rather wear one of those 'Warn a Brother' shirts. And I hate those! And the Warn a Sister! |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 19, 2007 14:37:36 GMT -5
What the hell is that? I'd rather wear one of those 'Warn a Brother' shirts. And I hate those! And the Warn a Sister! Jesus, man, don't give them ideas!  |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 14:38:51 GMT -5
 Own both the worst PPV event ever to feature the ECW name and the shirt with a match listing on the back you wish had actually happened. You already blew 40 bucks. What's 20 more? |
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 19, 2007 14:39:52 GMT -5
Own both the worst PPV event ever to feature the ECW name and the shirt with a match listing on the back you wish had actually happened. You already blew 40 bucks. What's 20 more? LOL I didnt look at that. Does the shirt still advertise Snow/Head vs Burke/Terkay and Holly vs Sandman? |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 14:41:13 GMT -5
Own both the worst PPV event ever to feature the ECW name and the shirt with a match listing on the back you wish had actually happened. You already blew 40 bucks. What's 20 more? LOL I didnt look at that. Does the shirt still advertise Snow/Head vs Burke/Terkay and Holly vs Sandman? Yep. if you view the larger image, you can see it isn't the same card. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 14:45:38 GMT -5
 WWE Heritage cards! Get such major superstars as Orlando Jordan, Torrie Wilson, and The Hurricane! Each card is 100% Gem Mint 10! |
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Post by badantoineaccid on Jan 19, 2007 14:53:21 GMT -5
Jesus Christ, STOP! My guts hurting from laughing too much!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 19, 2007 14:54:50 GMT -5
 Cover your rapidly balding head just like DX's own Shawn Michaels! And if you ain’t down with that, we got two words for ya...Rogaine Sucks! Black. 100% acrylic. Embroidered logo. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 14:55:46 GMT -5
Because Canada likes NOTHING better than Shawn Michaels! WOO!! England, too!  |
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 19, 2007 14:59:27 GMT -5
 From the makers of the Batista Standup, this version with our resident superman WWE champ will make all the little warriorthugs thug up and deliver a 5 Knuckle Shuffle of their own. |
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Post by catwoman on Jan 19, 2007 15:04:16 GMT -5
Because Canada likes NOTHING better than Shawn Michaels! WOO!! Props to you and Godz for posting that; I thought I'd die laughing. This thread is great. Do they still have their Christmas crap up? |
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