Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 20:45:53 GMT -5
I thought it might be fun if we attempted to collect all the examples of WWF(E), re-writing history.
I'll start with a personal favorite.
--WWF pretending Mick Foley's career was ended by how brutal his No Way Out Hell in a Cell match vs. Triple H was, rather than the fact Foley had put his career on the line against Triple H's title.
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ICBM
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Post by ICBM on Jan 16, 2007 20:47:20 GMT -5
WCW title becomes "The World Heavywieght Championship"
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 20:50:29 GMT -5
-- Hulk Hogan re-writes everything about his WrestleMania 3 match against Andre the Giant. The height, weight, and death of Giant has been changed to suit Hogan's whims. Also, the attendance grows with each re-telling of the story.
-- Ultimate Warrior is mocked for hailing from Parts Unknown because no other city wanted him. Rather than Parts Unknown being some type of unoffiicial city for odd-ball wrestling characters for years.
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vaderbomb91
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Post by vaderbomb91 on Jan 16, 2007 20:51:07 GMT -5
In the Monday Night Wars DVD, Vince making himself out to be a poor innocent victim who was almost driven out of business by 'big, bad' WCW is pretty funny... especially considering that he built his empire on raiding the talent of competitors and driving them out of business, killing the territory system in the process.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 16, 2007 20:54:01 GMT -5
During their teaming in late 2004 and early 2005, Edge and Christian were just simply "former partners" instead of brothers.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 20:55:47 GMT -5
Ah yes, Edge and Christian no longer being brothers is also a great one.
--Andre the Giant was never defeated during his career, until Hogan pinned him at WrestleMania 3.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 16, 2007 20:56:34 GMT -5
-Kane and Batista have never wrestled before. (JBL said their potential match at the Rumble would be for the first time ever.)
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 20:59:56 GMT -5
-- Benoit's WrestleMania XX win was the cumlination of 15 years of blood, sweat and tears...despite being WCW Champion for all of about 24 hours.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 16, 2007 21:01:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's memory of Black Saturday
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 16, 2007 21:01:36 GMT -5
John Cena and Hulk Hogan has always been loved by people
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 16, 2007 21:04:16 GMT -5
- Triple H had never tapped until Chris Benoit made him tap at Wrestlemania 20.
- Hulk Hogan had never submitted until Kurt Angle made him tap.
- Nobody had ever F5ed Big Show through the announce table until Matt Morgan did it.
- Nobody had slammed Andre until Hogan at Wrestlemania 3.
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 16, 2007 21:05:51 GMT -5
The first person to make HBK tap is Jericho
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nostradumbass
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Post by nostradumbass on Jan 16, 2007 21:07:13 GMT -5
Kane is a former world champion.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 21:08:13 GMT -5
-- From Taker's own mouth, he chokeslammed Foley thru the top of the Cell, then "somehow" they ended back up on top and threw Foley thru the announcer's table.
For some reason, during the build to the Armageddon Hell in a Cell, Taker got the events totaly bass-kwards.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Jan 16, 2007 21:10:33 GMT -5
Vince McMahon from the Monday Night Wars DVD "Help yourself don't hurt the other guy, that's always been my philosophy."
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KLRA
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Post by KLRA on Jan 16, 2007 21:11:15 GMT -5
-- From Taker's own mouth, he chokeslammed Foley thru the top of the Cell, then "somehow" they ended back up on top and threw Foley thru the announcer's table. For some reason, during the build to the Armageddon Hell in a Cell, Taker got the events totaly bass-kwards. Well to give the man a break he was working the match on a shattered ankle so I excuse him on this.
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 16, 2007 21:11:23 GMT -5
Chris Jericho is the first undisputed champion
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 16, 2007 21:12:30 GMT -5
Bret Hart said that Rick Rude beat Steve Austin for the WCW United States title when it was actually Sting that he beat.
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Post by Count Creepyhead on Jan 16, 2007 21:12:53 GMT -5
Vince tried to rewrite hsitory during Hogan's WCW stint. Giving most of the credit to Andre and almost never showing clips of Hogan in WM promos. And if they did , he was on the receiving end and the clip would be 1/2 a second. They wouldn't even mention his name.
Kind off rewriting history, The undertaker being called the post prolific striker in sports entertainment history....ah yeah .
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 16, 2007 21:13:37 GMT -5
-- From Taker's own mouth, he chokeslammed Foley thru the top of the Cell, then "somehow" they ended back up on top and threw Foley thru the announcer's table. For some reason, during the build to the Armageddon Hell in a Cell, Taker got the events totaly bass-kwards. Well to give the man a break he was working the match on a shattered ankle so I excuse him on this. True, but a shattered ankle doesn't ruin the brain...and well, the Armageddon Cell took place about a year and half after the Taker/Foley one....it's not like didn't have 5 seconds to collect his thoughts.
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