Rockhound
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Post by Rockhound on Jan 17, 2007 11:41:52 GMT -5
No one has done anything in professional wrestling before they were in WWE. Anyone who used to work for WWE never existed, unless they left amicably or are signed to a legends contract. Thats the main one right there. This one ALWAYS happens. Let me one-up you guys on this one. On WWE 24/7, the only WWF references that is blurred out is the scratch logo. Saying "World Wrestling Federation" is not edited, only saying "WWF". What gets me is when they refer to people like Billy Graham as former WWE champions when guys like him, Bruno, and other early to mid 70's champs were WWWF champions and not WWF. The panda doesn't hold the copyright for WWWF. And, for the record, WWE still and always will sound ridiculous.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 17, 2007 11:46:27 GMT -5
That the Terrorists who brought down the Twin Towers were just as evil as the men who wanted to attack and dismantle the McMahon family.
3000+ men and women died that day, but their sacrifice was a flicker in comparison to Vince's trial.
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jan 17, 2007 12:09:03 GMT -5
this past Monday on Raw, when Ron Simmons was coming out for the Masterlock challenge, and JR saying he was with JBL in the APA, not Bradshaw. It's like they don't acknowledge the fact that he ever was Bradshaw. Even a year or so ago during the beer drinking contest, they forgot he used to be a beer guzzling, poker playing, cigar smoking badass and acted like he's always been a rich Texan tycoon. JBL is an abbreviation of John "Bradshaw" Layfield, so in a way it's like calling him Bradshaw. Plus, they're repeatedly using Simmons' real name rather than Faarooq.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jan 17, 2007 13:03:50 GMT -5
No one cared about warrior beating hogan cuz they were busy watching hogan leave the ring and not warrior celebrating
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
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Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 17, 2007 13:52:55 GMT -5
No one cared about warrior beating hogan cuz they were busy watching hogan leave the ring and not warrior celebrating Duh because Hogan knew Warrior would be a failure as champ and did it to "sabotage" Warrior's reign for the good of the company.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 17, 2007 13:54:05 GMT -5
Shawn lost his smile.
Wonder where he found it?
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Jan 17, 2007 13:54:39 GMT -5
The first time Chris Benoit ever tapped out was to Kurt Angle @ Royal Rumble 2003.
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 17, 2007 13:54:51 GMT -5
Ultimate warrior raped children
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Jan 17, 2007 13:57:15 GMT -5
Kane was in a mental institution as a child.
So how did he drive a car as a teenager and kill Katie Vick?
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 17, 2007 13:58:31 GMT -5
Kane was in a mental institution as a child. So how did he drive a car as a teenager and kill Katie Vick? Because he was let out of the institution for good behaviour, of course.
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Post by jcdenton on Jan 17, 2007 14:01:56 GMT -5
WWF Kicked Rateing ass on TBS and Ted Wanted to buy it.
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Dr. T is an alien
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 17, 2007 14:03:52 GMT -5
this past Monday on Raw, when Ron Simmons was coming out for the Masterlock challenge, and JR saying he was with JBL in the APA, not Bradshaw. It's like they don't acknowledge the fact that he ever was Bradshaw. Even a year or so ago during the beer drinking contest, they forgot he used to be a beer guzzling, poker playing, cigar smoking badass and acted like he's always been a rich Texan tycoon. JBL is an abbreviation of John "Bradshaw" Layfield, so in a way it's like calling him Bradshaw. Plus, they're repeatedly using Simmons' real name rather than Faarooq. Yeah, Farooq even occasionally called him John. I think the best was when JBL spilled his beer he was walking around with on TAKA, only to have TAKA and Funaki beat him down for it. JBL went to Farooq to get help. When he found him, Farooq was on the phone. Farooq told the person on the phone, "I'm going to have to get back to you. John just got beat up by a couple of midgets." Farooq then kept making fun of JBL by looking for TAKA and Funaki under styrofoam cups and other small things as if he was looking for the Inch High Private Eye.
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Jan 17, 2007 14:15:57 GMT -5
Remember that time when Eddie planted Lesnar's face onto the gold?!?!?!?!
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jan 17, 2007 14:16:49 GMT -5
"The (insert Vince McMahon get rich quick $cheme involving endeavors outside of wrestling) failed because it was so far ahead of it's time."
Hulk Hogan's "oldest, number one rule" in wrestling where, if you ever beat Hulk in a previous match, you're supposed to pretend like it never happened or else he might snap and shoot on you in the ring.
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Post by MGH on Jan 17, 2007 14:20:48 GMT -5
My favorite one. NO ONE HAS EVER KICKED OUT OF THE _______ BEFORE RIGHT NOW! Apparently no one had kicked out of the Angle Slam for 7 years
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"IcePic" Rick Cobos
Don Corleone
www.ericbischoff.com - some great comedy material!!!
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Jan 17, 2007 14:21:42 GMT -5
Oh yes, my favorite Hogan rule.
Anyways, did you know that prior to Unforgiven, Edge was VICTORIOUS in every single TLC match he had ever participated in?
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 17, 2007 14:22:31 GMT -5
JBL is an abbreviation of John "Bradshaw" Layfield, so in a way it's like calling him Bradshaw. Plus, they're repeatedly using Simmons' real name rather than Faarooq. Yeah, Farooq even occasionally called him John. I think the best was when JBL spilled his beer he was walking around with on TAKA, only to have TAKA and Funaki beat him down for it. JBL went to Farooq to get help. When he found him, Farooq was on the phone. Farooq told the person on the phone, "I'm going to have to get back to you. John just got beat up by a couple of midgets." Farooq then kept making fun of JBL by looking for TAKA and Funaki under styrofoam cups and other small things as if he was looking for the Inch High Private Eye. LMAO, if anyone can find this, please post a link.
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Post by MGH on Jan 17, 2007 14:29:35 GMT -5
They also really love the "this is the first time these two have ever teamed up" bit.
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Rockhound
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Post by Rockhound on Jan 17, 2007 15:22:02 GMT -5
The first time Chris Benoit ever tapped out was to Kurt Angle @ Royal Rumble 2003. Negative. Summerslam 2000, Benoit tapped out to the Walls of Jericho for the 2nd fall of their 2 out of 3 falls match.
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Bub (BLM)
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jan 17, 2007 15:32:38 GMT -5
"John Cena has never gone toe-to-toe with Rob Van Dam" except for, you know, that fued they had over the US Title on SmackDown with Kenzo Suzuki and Rene Dupree also involved.
"The Undertaker has never faced a man the size of the great Khali" because Giant Gonzalez never existed... or something.
"The Big Show has never tapped out" because we're choosing to forget Benoit making him tap back in 2003.
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