How would you enter the Rumble?

[Funkyjumbo]

We have seen guys milk it up getting to the ring playing for time and others have run in at Mach 2.
You have 2 minutes before the next guy (unless your lucky to have No.30)


What would you do?

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

My full ring intro, which consists of two whole minutes of the Funky Chicken.

[nostradumbass]

Run down the ramp, stop dead in my tracks in front of the ring, and run around it the full two minutes yelling "BROOKLYN BROOKLYN"

[TRMcGillicutty]

I'd come out, sit on the ramp, eat a ham sandwich, walk to the ring, roll in, then roll back out and let my ham sandwich settle.

[samachine]

Muta style

[Joekishi]

if i stand there, i run the risk of getting chokeslammed out of the rumble before my entrance.

if i run, i might run into a place where I meet the Brothers of Destruction who proceed to big boot and Chokeslam me.

Or I might be alone in the ring, and then Sandman comes out and i get caned

[Error]

Come in through the crowd, take a front row seat and wait.

[krazysane]

run to the ring and throw people through the middle rope because i dont wanna get DQ for throwing someone over the top rope!.... hey wait a minute!

[Franchise]

I would wait until I get my ass kicked my someone because I wasn't getting into the ring. When the last guy's eliminated, I run out, kick the remaining guy in the nuts and push him over.

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

Show up thirty minutes late.

[wwerules60]

on an elephant

[Agent P]

I want to do the Eric Young entrance. That may take a while, to march the entire first row into the arena before getting in the ring.

[Beav]

Roll in, roll out, hide under the ring... that's the cowards way to win... WOOOOO!

[marvelocity]

Kinda like The Cat a few years ago, with my own personal Lamont.

[frickinsweet]

Bob Sapp style!

[Disco Inferno]

marvelocity said:

Kinda like The Cat a few years ago, with my own personal Lamont.

Hellz yeah!!!



Somebody call his mama!!!!!!!

[Aaron E. Dangerously]

I'd run down full speed, but right before I roll in, I do the Big Wiggle, then the Iggy Shuffle, then get in and get my butt whooped, and thrown out. Then I'd just proceed to break dance for an hour.

[Chuckie Finster]

Four words

ALL HAIL KING T-DOG!

...with Regal as the hailer, Funaki and Scotty 2 Hotty as chariot pullers, Maria on my arm and full kingly outfit.

How awesome would that be?

[Drillbit Taylor]

Id come in when there are not many in the ring, and they are all tired. Walk casually down to the ring. Get some Heat. Walk into the ring, look arround, roll out and Walk over to the commentary's booth

[psychotix5000]

I'd walk down to the ring wielding a lead pipe wearing jeans and a t shirt. I'd knock out both Spanish announcers and put myself through the Spanish announce table. Then I'd blade. Then I'd knock out the "Oh No He Didn't Guy." After that Lillian Garcia would interview me and I'd say, amongst other things: displi..despicable *sigh* lack of respect, I DON'T KNOOOOWWW!, and I'm pissed now! Then I'd attempt to take off my T shirt and lament that it's too tight. I'd finish by falsely stating that I'm not booked and that El Dandy is a jam up guy. When Lillian objects, I'd ask her who she is to doubt him.

I'd steal the mic from her and roll into the ring. I'd laugh at everyone and say wrestling is fake. After getting my ass kicked and thrown out, I'd change my mind and say that "it's still real to me, dammit!" I'd finish by pulling a trampoline out from under the ring and begin jumping on it (no tricks).