ACG2x
Unicron
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Post by ACG2x on Jan 17, 2007 19:39:31 GMT -5
I know there was a thread on this a WHILE (we're talking years) back that I found so hilarious so I wanted to start another one. The game is easy, just imagine JR at an occupation other than WWE announcer and what it'd be like. For example- Air Traffic ControllerBAH GAWD FLIGHT 277 YOU ARE CLEARED TO GO THROUGH HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE FOR TAKE OFF!! WAIT A MINUTE, THAT JEZEBEL PILOT OF 407 IS STEALING THE TAKEOFF SLOT...DAMN HIM IT JUST...IT MAKES ME SICK BAH GAWD!!" or Golf Announcer"HE GOT IT! MICKELSON IS THE CHAMP!! PHIL'S 20 YEAR JOURNEY HAS CULIMINATED WITH THAT 30 FOOT PUTT BAH GAWD!! HOW WILL TIGER STAND FOR THIS, HE HAS TO FEEL BEATEN LIKE A GOVERNMENT MULE!! LEFTY! LEFTY! LEFTY!" I'm sure most of you can top those, I'm kind of in a hurry right now  . |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 17, 2007 19:42:10 GMT -5
Food Critic
BAH GAWD, MONSUIER! THIS STEAK IS STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD! I'll write you a government muel beating in Tommorow's column, I assure you.
Rap Artist
*insert Lyrics to 'My Ass' here*
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 17, 2007 19:45:27 GMT -5
Liberian:
BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! I CAN'T FIND WHERE THIS BOOK GOES!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL, DEWEY AND YOUR DECIMAL SYSTEM!!!
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 19:47:36 GMT -5
Crime Scene Investigator
JR - 'BAH GAWD THIS MAN WAS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HAD A MUDHOLE STOMPED IN HIM AND WALKED DRY, HE'S WEARING A CRIMSON MASK AND LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK.'
Officer - 'Er ... do you have any idea how long he's been here?'
JR - 'I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HE'S DRY AS A BONE AND TOUGH AS A TWO DOLLAR STEAK AND HE'S STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!!'
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 17, 2007 19:51:28 GMT -5
Crime Scene Investigator JR - 'BAH GAWD THIS MAN WAS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HAD A MUDHOLE STOMPED IN HIM AND WALKED DRY, HE'S WEARING A CRIMSON MASK AND LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK.' Officer - 'Er ... do you have any idea how long he's been here?' JR - 'I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HE'S DRY AS A BONE AND TOUGH AS A TWO DOLLAR STEAK AND HE'S STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!!' CSI: Oklahoma |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 19:52:29 GMT -5
Crime Scene Investigator JR - 'BAH GAWD THIS MAN WAS BUSTED WIDE OPEN AND HAD A MUDHOLE STOMPED IN HIM AND WALKED DRY, HE'S WEARING A CRIMSON MASK AND LOOKS LIKE A CAR WRECK.' Officer - 'Er ... do you have any idea how long he's been here?' JR - 'I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, HE'S DRY AS A BONE AND TOUGH AS A TWO DOLLAR STEAK AND HE'S STONE COLD STONE COLD STONE COLD!!' CSI: Oklahoma JR - 'BY GOD THIS WAS A HEINOUS CRIME, I'LL SEE THAT THE MEN THAT DID THIS GET SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!' |
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Jan 17, 2007 19:55:31 GMT -5
JR - 'BY GOD THIS WAS A HEINOUS CRIME, I'LL SEE THAT THE MEN THAT DID THIS GET SENT STRAIGHT TO HELL!' I demand before he says that, he takes off a pair of sunglasses he's wearing Horatio style. |
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Post by WinOwensWin on Jan 17, 2007 20:15:18 GMT -5
As a Pimp: "BAH GAWD!!! That DAMNED JEZEBEL!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT THIS MAN HAS A FAMILY!!!"
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 17, 2007 20:29:59 GMT -5
As an temp: Okay, your gonna need these by Monday? Well...Im only gonna be here till Friday...  |
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 20:34:22 GMT -5
As a kindergarden teacher:
"Bah Gawd, the cot smells like it's been through the bowels of hell!"
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 20:46:52 GMT -5
As a construction foreman.
Contractor - 'Okay, how many girders do you need for the foundation?'
Foreman JR - 'Twenty tons of SINFUL STEEL.'
As an Olympic Diving Judge.
JR - 'BAH GAWD WHAT A MOONSAULT, HOW DO YOU LEARN HOW TO FALL OFF A THIRTY FOOD DIVING PLATFORM?!'
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 20:48:49 GMT -5
as a Mall Announcer:
"Buisiness is about to pick up here, 20% of women's shoes at JCPenny. It's a barnburner of a sale, I tell you what"
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thiazzi
Bubba Ho-Tep
FEAR
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Post by thiazzi on Jan 17, 2007 20:49:16 GMT -5
I can't think of a way to work in "sickening thud"
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Jan 17, 2007 20:50:19 GMT -5
Grocery Store Clerk:
"We need somebody to go to asile 8 for a wet cleanup because some damn harlot just spilled grape juice all over the place. Good Gawd all mighty somebody just slipped and fell in the grape juice! We need some help out here!"
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Post by samachine on Jan 17, 2007 20:50:41 GMT -5
JR threads make me laugh so much
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 20:53:26 GMT -5
I can't think of a way to work in "sickening thud" JR as a surgeon. Doctor - 'We are now ... making the first incision ...' JR - 'BAH GAWD THAT'S STEEL ON FLESH!' |
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Post by normcoleman on Jan 17, 2007 20:54:46 GMT -5
JR as a talk show host:
"That damn harlot, failed her lie detector test. She's a jezebel!"
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Jan 17, 2007 20:55:37 GMT -5
I can't think of a way to work in "sickening thud" JR working as a butcher. Butcher # 2 comes into the kitchen, and slams a huge set of ribs on the cutting block JR: BAH GAWD, WHAT A SICKENING THUD! |
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 17, 2007 20:55:48 GMT -5
JR as a talk show host: "That damn harlot, failed her lie detector test. She's a jezebel!" Jealous Boyfriend - 'I'll get you for this, you son of a -' *hits other guy with chair* JR - 'THAT WAS A VILE CHAIRSHOT!' |
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Jan 17, 2007 20:58:27 GMT -5
He'd work well with Marv Albert.
Albert: JORDAN WITH THE SLAM! HE'S ON FIRE!
JR: If he's on fire. He could use some good ole JR Barbeque sauce.
Albert: NBA on NBC brought to you by Skittles.
JR. They are FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY FRUITY
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He went to community college.
