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Post by Bobafett on Jan 14, 2007 18:10:33 GMT -5
a while back I introduced my future wife Gillian to wrestling, showing her some of the dvds and the like and, well her views n stuff are, interesting to say the least
her fav wrestlers (and I am NOT kidding ) are Bret Hart, she says he is cute and she loves his pink outfits, she also loves RVD says he has the sexiest bum shes ever seen , though she calls his finisher "the five frog splash " , she also likes Rey after watching the 2006 rumble
she thought MNM were a native american tag team (mainly due to the fur n stuff )
Points out that Orton wrestles with a hard on
she tends to call HHH He-Man
hates Jeff Hardy with a passion
not too keen on Edge
would like Cena but thinks hes too roided up
she really doesn't like intereences in matches, especially if it costs someone victories
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2007 18:13:55 GMT -5
Hey, Orton is just really, really, really happy to be wrestling for everyone!
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 14, 2007 18:17:05 GMT -5
"hates Jeff Hardy with a passion"
Hell, mary her! She must be a very nice human being!
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 14, 2007 18:18:59 GMT -5
Rene Dupree has a WAYYYY worse boner then Randy
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Post by Bobafett on Jan 14, 2007 18:20:44 GMT -5
she actually said to me "how on earth does a wrestler get excite in THAT WAY before a match" whn talking about Orton or any other wrestler with a hard on..and..it is an interesting question
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Post by EJS on Jan 14, 2007 18:21:57 GMT -5
Rene Dupree has a WAYYYY worse boner then Randy It might not be a worse boner exactly, they could be the same level of bonosity... Rene could just have way more to work with.
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Post by Copeland on Jan 14, 2007 18:43:03 GMT -5
Finish with her. Finish with her now.
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Post by BHB on Jan 14, 2007 18:56:30 GMT -5
Finish with her. Finish with her now.
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Post by amsiraK on Jan 14, 2007 19:02:56 GMT -5
She's got good taste. RVD has the Booty on Duty.
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Post by mrchimpus on Jan 14, 2007 21:23:43 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever seen Orton wrestle with a hard on or maybe I just haven't noticed. Another reason she might think he's got a hard on is cause she might be used to little stiffies. sorry man, just kidding. I kid I kid. Neways, congrats on getting a fiance who likes wrestling.
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Post by Bobafett on Jan 15, 2007 8:17:43 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever seen Orton wrestle with a hard on or maybe I just haven't noticed. Another reason she might think he's got a hard on is cause she might be used to little stiffies. sorry man, just kidding. I kid I kid. Neways, congrats on getting a fiance who likes wrestling. watch the 2004 rumble..its quite obvious
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Post by SparkyPlugg on Jan 15, 2007 8:23:19 GMT -5
My fiancee hated wrestling when I started seeing her. She has now been to 4 Wrestlemanias and is a wrestling nutjob. A job well done I think!
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Post by 4real on Jan 15, 2007 9:42:57 GMT -5
To be honest your fiancee sounds ok. As long as she isn't asking stupid questions every 30 seconds you should be just fine.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 15, 2007 12:36:14 GMT -5
I don't think I've ever seen Orton wrestle with a hard on or maybe I just haven't noticed. Another reason she might think he's got a hard on is cause she might be used to little stiffies. sorry man, just kidding. I kid I kid. Neways, congrats on getting a fiance who likes decent wrestling. fixed for my opinion.
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Post by kaseyjakes on Jan 15, 2007 15:09:50 GMT -5
i've gotten my boyfriend to go to a Raw with me (he even offered!) and then last week, when we were watching Raw he told me he liked (some tag team match...i don't remember which one...Raw wasn't that memorable) because he thought they 'sold' well. i was so proud of him
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Post by Just "Dan" is Fine, Thank You on Jan 15, 2007 15:56:06 GMT -5
I made the biggest mistake ever. I mentioned to my girlfriend that my favorite wrestling company from when I was 9-14 was coming back (ECW) and she offered to watch...the first episode of the new ECW.
Zombie Kelly's bra
I was so ashamed I changed the channel. For this experience alone ECW gets my vote for gooker.
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Post by cellobaby on Jan 15, 2007 16:08:39 GMT -5
a while back I introduced my future wife Gillian to wrestling, showing her some of the dvds and the like and, well her views n stuff are, interesting to say the least her fav wrestlers (and I am NOT kidding ) are Bret Hart, she says he is cute and she loves his pink outfits, she also loves RVD says he has the sexiest bum shes ever seen , though she calls his finisher "the five frog splash " , she also likes Rey after watching the 2006 rumble she thought MNM were a native american tag team (mainly due to the fur n stuff ) Points out that Orton wrestles with a hard on she tends to call HHH He-Man hates Jeff Hardy with a passion not too keen on Edge would like Cena but thinks hes too roided up she really doesn't like intereences in matches, especially if it costs someone victories almost excactly what i think! bret hart-cute rvd has a cute butt rey-sexxi i dont think mnm are native american tho orton does wrestle with a hard on tho.. hhh is pretty sexi jeff hardy is a bit of a spotmonkey alittle edge sux cena is hot but might use roids sometimes my thoughts.feel free to flame[prepares for flame]
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 15, 2007 16:09:27 GMT -5
I had a fiancee once ... I tried to get her into wrestling (like she tried to get me into anime ... let's just say it worked equally well in both instances) and her favorites/least favorites were as follows:
FAVORITES[/u] Shawn Michaels/DX RVD Kane Melina (mainly for her entrance, which my girl was jealous of) Maria (because she said, and I quote, "I'd go lesbian for her. She's f***in' hot!") C.M. Punk (after I told he rhe was "nailing" Maria) Ric Flair (because "he's so old - how is he not dead?" - especially after his ECW match vs. Show) Londrick ("they're so cute!")
LEAST FAVORITE[/u] John Cena ("I hate white rap guys" - and this is why I was going to marry her ;D) Randy Orton ("he's boring") Big Show (because of the Flair match) Spirit Squad ("yeah, they're athletic, but THEY'RE F***IN' CHEERLEADERS!")
So yeah ... marry that chick before it's too late!
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