Post by RedSmile on Jan 14, 2007 20:24:20 GMT -5
Singles Wrestler of the Week- The Great Khali (RAW/ECW). contoversial decision, I know, but he Brain Chopped Mr. WWE (John Cena) into next week, and then obliterated Mr ECW (Tommy Dreamer). Cant argue with stats, thats two wins in two days.
Tag Team of the Week- Paul London & Brian Kendrick (SD). They may not have a name, but they beat William Regal and Dave Taylor (Who ironically also do not have a name) clean. If this team is broken up for any reason in the next 2 years, I will be pissed. If Ashley is the catalyst for the split, I will riot.
Diva of the Week- Ariel (ECW). Schoolgirls rock. Pigtails are naughty. Evil-Vampire-Schoolgirls-with pigtails make the world work!
Match of the Week- Mr Kennedy vs Chris Benoit (SD). I dont know how longtime critics grade or rate matches, but this gem earns at least 4 gold ones (out of 5) from me.
Honorable Mention:Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs William Regal & Dave Taylor (SD)
Stinker of the Week- Carlito vs Chris Masters (RAW). You have an inept performer (Masters), wrestling a seemingly lazy one (Carlito), in a feud that was just as boring as it was this time last year. Plus, Torrie Wilson. Snorefest.
Honorable Mention: Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Shelton Benjamin (HEAT). Shelton has a lot of talent, and I have no hate for Duggan. But Duggan is well over the hill and this week it shows.
Sickest Move of the Week- RVD (ECW). Crotching himself against the announce table, with the missed spin kick from the apron. It made my toes curl.
Honorable Mention: Kevin Thorne (ECW). Chucking Shannon Moore, BACKWARDS off the turnbuckle like a lawn dart.
Best Promo of the Week- "Wildcat" Chris Harris (TNA). The candid sitdown interview was well done. IMO. My favorite of the week.
Runner up: Joey Mercury (SD). Had had very solid promos recently, and this one was no exception. (It reminds me of Narcist Prince from the Super Punch Out video game. Whenever Narcist Prince would get hit in the face he would go ballistic.)
Worst Promo of the Week- Tean 3D (TNA). Normally I would still call them The Dudley Boyz, but the Dudleys that I love would not cut unfunny goofyness like that. And we got THREE Team 3D promos in a ONE hour show.
Runner up: RVD (ECW). He's stoned, a robot, or a stoned robot! He's ROB! VAN! DAM!
Best Surprise of the Week- Mickie James & Maria vs Melina & Victoria (RAW). I expected a total trainwreck here, I was right but the train must have been running late on Monday night. This match on the other hand, was very passable given half of the participants involved.
Runner up: Bobby Lashley vs RVD II (ECW). This match was a dandy. Especially if you watched the prequel last week. Seriously, this is the quality these two guys should have given us last week. I knew in my gut that they were better than that.
Letdown of the Week- The Great Khali (RAW). As Coach's surprise opponent for John Cena. C'mon RAW!!! When Coach made his mention of a new arrival on RAW, I immediately wanted Chris Benoit. THAT woulda been something. When Khali was announced, I immediately thought: LAME.
Runner up: The PCS skits (TNA). I know there are a lot of fans of these segments, and I was too for awhile, but its really dragging along. Goofy gimmicks get old fast (See: Eugene, Eric Young), and they revolve around Kevin Nash too much.
Hypocrite of the Week- Test (ECW). Said that he wouldn't enter the ring this week. Said he didnt even want to appear. Says he still wants and deserves an ECW title shot. Well, Einstein, not only did you appear AND enter the ring, but you pissed off RVD and Lashley, which will probably land your ass into a Triple Threat Match. If you were smart, you would have waited and attacked the winner/champion, made one enemy (instead of two), and earned a One on One match instead. Such a silly goose you are, Test.
Waste of the Week- "Rosie" & "Trump" (RAW). Yeah, no surprise or explaination needed, right? I will add something, however, because I have read many a thread and many a rant about it. I have read that NBC forced this onto Vince McMahon. I can buy that, but it doesnt matter. There is PLENTY of blame for all involved, no matter what. If NBC planned that whole debacle, and threw it at Vince, then Vince is a Sell Out. If NBC only wanted Donald Trump's back scratched, then everyone associated with script writing/editing/approving/etc for RAW should be ashamed of themselves. I dont know who for sure works with which show, but...where was Arn Anderson? Dusty Rhodes? Nova?? Where was Jim Ross? Jerry Lawler? Michael Hickenbottom? Dean Malenko?? Did Shane let this happen, too?? This happened on THEIR show. I wanna know where the protests, if any, of letting this thing happen came from.
How embarassing to be a fan. I have been slapped in the face as a fan, but this was a kick in the junk.
Losers of the Week:
-John Cena (RAW) - I am not a Cena hater by any means, but The Miz lasted longer against the Undertaker than Cena did against Khali.
-Chris Masters (RAW) - Smacked on the ass by Torrie Wilson with the ring bell, then promptly loses to Carlito. Its pretty bad when TORRIE FREAKIN' WILSON doesn't fear The Masterlock.
-Carlito (RAW) - Wait a minute....he won right? Yup, but he needed Torrie's help. Dats not cool.
-Shannon Moore (ECW) - Zero offense against Kevin Thorne. ZERO.
-Matt Bentley (TNA) - HBK makes a snide remark about Kurt Angle on RAW last week, and here's the payback. Oh, and what the hell was that mask Raven was wearing? Thats YOUR leader, Matt. Think about that.
Quotes of the Week:
-"Shannon Moore looks like he cuts his hair with C4" -Brad Armstrong (ECW)
-"He looks like he fell face first into a tackle box" -Brad Armstrong about Shannon Moore (ECW)
-"His skull is so big it has its own solar system, thats how big his coconut is!" -Brad Armstrong about The Great Khali (ECW)
-"He is taller than most medical buildings" -Brad Armstrong about The Great Khali (ECW)
-"Me and Ron Simmons were one of the best tag teams in wrestling history" -JBL (SD). ( >:(FALSE!!)
-"The Miz is like a rat facing a sabre toothed tiger" -JBL during Miz vs Undertaker (SD)
-"You deserve a cyanide tablet!" -JBL to Michael Cole (SD)
-"If Vito is in a World Heavyweight title match, I quit!" -JBL during MVP vs Vito (SD)
-"I am Mr Diva Search" -Coachman (HEAT). ( >:(Im not above holding you directly responsible if you wanna admit to it)
-"Some of you pretty boys wanna come wrestle? Think that you can make a bunch of money and show off for your boys in a bar someplace? I encourage you to take a look at William Regal and Dave Taylor and think again. Because, quite frankly they will beat your ass." -JBL (SD)
Tag Team of the Week- Paul London & Brian Kendrick (SD). They may not have a name, but they beat William Regal and Dave Taylor (Who ironically also do not have a name) clean. If this team is broken up for any reason in the next 2 years, I will be pissed. If Ashley is the catalyst for the split, I will riot.
Diva of the Week- Ariel (ECW). Schoolgirls rock. Pigtails are naughty. Evil-Vampire-Schoolgirls-with pigtails make the world work!
Match of the Week- Mr Kennedy vs Chris Benoit (SD). I dont know how longtime critics grade or rate matches, but this gem earns at least 4 gold ones (out of 5) from me.
Honorable Mention:Paul London & Brian Kendrick vs William Regal & Dave Taylor (SD)
Stinker of the Week- Carlito vs Chris Masters (RAW). You have an inept performer (Masters), wrestling a seemingly lazy one (Carlito), in a feud that was just as boring as it was this time last year. Plus, Torrie Wilson. Snorefest.
Honorable Mention: Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs Shelton Benjamin (HEAT). Shelton has a lot of talent, and I have no hate for Duggan. But Duggan is well over the hill and this week it shows.
Sickest Move of the Week- RVD (ECW). Crotching himself against the announce table, with the missed spin kick from the apron. It made my toes curl.
Honorable Mention: Kevin Thorne (ECW). Chucking Shannon Moore, BACKWARDS off the turnbuckle like a lawn dart.
Best Promo of the Week- "Wildcat" Chris Harris (TNA). The candid sitdown interview was well done. IMO. My favorite of the week.
Runner up: Joey Mercury (SD). Had had very solid promos recently, and this one was no exception. (It reminds me of Narcist Prince from the Super Punch Out video game. Whenever Narcist Prince would get hit in the face he would go ballistic.)
Worst Promo of the Week- Tean 3D (TNA). Normally I would still call them The Dudley Boyz, but the Dudleys that I love would not cut unfunny goofyness like that. And we got THREE Team 3D promos in a ONE hour show.
Runner up: RVD (ECW). He's stoned, a robot, or a stoned robot! He's ROB! VAN! DAM!
Best Surprise of the Week- Mickie James & Maria vs Melina & Victoria (RAW). I expected a total trainwreck here, I was right but the train must have been running late on Monday night. This match on the other hand, was very passable given half of the participants involved.
Runner up: Bobby Lashley vs RVD II (ECW). This match was a dandy. Especially if you watched the prequel last week. Seriously, this is the quality these two guys should have given us last week. I knew in my gut that they were better than that.
Letdown of the Week- The Great Khali (RAW). As Coach's surprise opponent for John Cena. C'mon RAW!!! When Coach made his mention of a new arrival on RAW, I immediately wanted Chris Benoit. THAT woulda been something. When Khali was announced, I immediately thought: LAME.
Runner up: The PCS skits (TNA). I know there are a lot of fans of these segments, and I was too for awhile, but its really dragging along. Goofy gimmicks get old fast (See: Eugene, Eric Young), and they revolve around Kevin Nash too much.
Hypocrite of the Week- Test (ECW). Said that he wouldn't enter the ring this week. Said he didnt even want to appear. Says he still wants and deserves an ECW title shot. Well, Einstein, not only did you appear AND enter the ring, but you pissed off RVD and Lashley, which will probably land your ass into a Triple Threat Match. If you were smart, you would have waited and attacked the winner/champion, made one enemy (instead of two), and earned a One on One match instead. Such a silly goose you are, Test.
Waste of the Week- "Rosie" & "Trump" (RAW). Yeah, no surprise or explaination needed, right? I will add something, however, because I have read many a thread and many a rant about it. I have read that NBC forced this onto Vince McMahon. I can buy that, but it doesnt matter. There is PLENTY of blame for all involved, no matter what. If NBC planned that whole debacle, and threw it at Vince, then Vince is a Sell Out. If NBC only wanted Donald Trump's back scratched, then everyone associated with script writing/editing/approving/etc for RAW should be ashamed of themselves. I dont know who for sure works with which show, but...where was Arn Anderson? Dusty Rhodes? Nova?? Where was Jim Ross? Jerry Lawler? Michael Hickenbottom? Dean Malenko?? Did Shane let this happen, too?? This happened on THEIR show. I wanna know where the protests, if any, of letting this thing happen came from.
How embarassing to be a fan. I have been slapped in the face as a fan, but this was a kick in the junk.Losers of the Week:
-John Cena (RAW) - I am not a Cena hater by any means, but The Miz lasted longer against the Undertaker than Cena did against Khali.
-Chris Masters (RAW) - Smacked on the ass by Torrie Wilson with the ring bell, then promptly loses to Carlito. Its pretty bad when TORRIE FREAKIN' WILSON doesn't fear The Masterlock.
-Carlito (RAW) - Wait a minute....he won right? Yup, but he needed Torrie's help. Dats not cool.
-Shannon Moore (ECW) - Zero offense against Kevin Thorne. ZERO.
-Matt Bentley (TNA) - HBK makes a snide remark about Kurt Angle on RAW last week, and here's the payback. Oh, and what the hell was that mask Raven was wearing? Thats YOUR leader, Matt. Think about that.
Quotes of the Week:
-"Shannon Moore looks like he cuts his hair with C4" -Brad Armstrong (ECW)
-"He looks like he fell face first into a tackle box" -Brad Armstrong about Shannon Moore (ECW)
-"His skull is so big it has its own solar system, thats how big his coconut is!" -Brad Armstrong about The Great Khali (ECW)
-"He is taller than most medical buildings" -Brad Armstrong about The Great Khali (ECW)
-"Me and Ron Simmons were one of the best tag teams in wrestling history" -JBL (SD). ( >:(FALSE!!)
-"The Miz is like a rat facing a sabre toothed tiger" -JBL during Miz vs Undertaker (SD)
-"You deserve a cyanide tablet!" -JBL to Michael Cole (SD)
-"If Vito is in a World Heavyweight title match, I quit!" -JBL during MVP vs Vito (SD)
-"I am Mr Diva Search" -Coachman (HEAT). ( >:(Im not above holding you directly responsible if you wanna admit to it
)-"Some of you pretty boys wanna come wrestle? Think that you can make a bunch of money and show off for your boys in a bar someplace? I encourage you to take a look at William Regal and Dave Taylor and think again. Because, quite frankly they will beat your ass." -JBL (SD)
