What's your rumble strategy?

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

How would you win the rumble? What number would you want?

I'd want #24.

I'd come out, and then immediately grab a chair and hide off to the side of the ring by Lillian. Anyone comes near me, they get a goddamn chairshot. When its down to the final three, chairshot the two "extras," then chairshot/eliminate the FAVORITE. Chairshot/eliminate the left overs. Celebrate.

What's your strategy?

["Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat]

Walk down aisle, enter ring, slide out of ring, hide under ring, wait aboot an hour, tehn come out and LARIATOOOOOOO everyone out of the ring

[manx21]

do the patented randy orton/road dogg hug the bottom rop like a sloth manuever

[Nickie James]

Be the Little Bastard. It's fool-proof.

[Mista T]

Leave ring under bottom rope. Grab Chair. Stand there until 1 is left. Hit with chair. Throw over top rope. Win.

[EJS]

When i get thrown out of the ring i make sure i land on my stomach, butt, knees, anything other than feet. Then I stand up on one foot and climb back into the ring, slowly. Also I'd demand one of the refs start a 10 count on all you cheaters hanging out outside the ring!!

[The Wrestling Rambler]

A great heel win to any Rumble would be, the 28th and 29th guys both eliminating each other. Then when number 30 enters, someone like Edge, all he would have to do it climb into the ring, and he'd automatically be the last one left standing.

[TheDieselTrain]

I had a dream last night that I picked #25 to be in the rumble but anyways one thing that i've never seen done is if you get thrown over the top rope land on your back with your feet in a 90 degree angle and hold it. Its just like taking a back bump on padded ground from there you can get on the rail or steel steps and get on one foot and hop back in since both feet didnt touch the ground.

[Square]

I would just draw number 13 and then destroy who is in the ring at that point then get five/ten people to stand outside the ring to catch me when I get thrown over!

[Funkyjumbo]

Zach Gowan would have had the best chance. Hops down to the ring gets in and can be thrown over the top so many times and get back in again as "you have to go over the top rope and both feet have to touch the floor"

Granted you just know that another participant would raid the locker room and bring the prosthetic to the ring at a later number.

[Mr. Derp]

kneelift said:

How would you win the rumble? What number would you want?

I'd want #24.

I'd come out, and then immediately grab a chair and hide off to the side of the ring by Lillian. Anyone comes near me, they get a goddamn chairshot. When its down to the final three, chairshot the two "extras," then chairshot/eliminate the FAVORITE. Chairshot/eliminate the left overs. Celebrate.

What's your strategy?

Sorry but this probably wouldnt work. what if the other competitors had even bigger weapons? like lets say your at ringside by lillian with a chair in your hands, and the Great Khali exits the ring and gets a LADDER! His ladder would be more weapon than your chair and he would win.

My strategy would be to be the number one entrant. The number one ertnant always gets underestimated whether its rey mysterio or shawn michaels or whoever. I have seen many of the royal rumbles and the number one almost always makes it to the very end and astonishes the poor ringside announcers. Either that, or id go with the drew carrey strategy of bribing the other wrestlers, lol

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

hadesgigas said:

Also I'd demand one of the refs start a 10 count on all you cheaters hanging out outside the ring!!

The Flaw with this is while your facing the crowd, arguing with the ref someone could just sneak up behind you and push you over the top rope

[waway]

When someone tries to throw me out, i'll duck down and try to go over the middle rope.

[The Hawaiian Hammer!]

I would hide under the ring all day, when my number is called the anouncers/crowd would be confused about where I am.

I'd wait until the very end when 28 other guys have been eliminated and the "Winner" is celebrating, sneak up behind him and bask in the glory of victory.

[kinkymagic]

I'd enter carrying a gun, and motion to everyone to eliminate themselves.

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tommymac1 said:

A great heel win to any Rumble would be, the 28th and 29th guys both eliminating each other. Then when number 30 enters, someone like Edge, all he would have to do it climb into the ring, and he'd automatically be the last one left standing.

Say there is 8 guys in the ring.
5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
BOOM! Kane comes in at 29. Just starts tossing people out of the ring. Eliminates them all. His music starts playing. Pyro goes off on all 4 corners. The fans are going crazy. He salutes the fans and steps over the top rope onto the floor.

Then you see 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
I come out and go to WrestleMania.

The question is...who would I challenge at WrestleMania?

[Nuke is Good]

1. Be a muscle bound Hoss
2. Hide in a cardboard box throughout the match and pop out when the last guy is celebrating
3. Fly
4. Be John Cena
5. Get into a brawl with rival before I even enter the ring and get knocked out for 15 minutes

[Eunös ✈]

Try not to get Thrown over the Top Rope

[Dean-o]

I wouldn't go to the bathroom for DAYS, maybe WEEKS if I could hold it in. When I enter the ring, I unleash hell right in the middle of it. It should clear the ring pretty fast.

+2 if i'm a super hoss.

[mysterydriver]

1.)Handcuff myself to the ropes.

2.)Then smile and gloat about it until I realise I just took away about half of my defense.

3.)Get the snot kicked out of me...by everyone.

4.)A frickin' Hoss shows his power by breaking the handcuff chain.

5.) Return to Mediocre Midcard Status via same hoss.

Dang. I lose. I need a new strategy.