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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Jan 13, 2007 11:46:32 GMT -5
I'd pin everyone in sight. Can't go wrong.
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Jan 13, 2007 11:50:49 GMT -5
1.)Handcuff myself to the ropes. 2.)Then smile and gloat about it until I realise I just took away about half of my defense. 3.)Get the snot kicked out of me...by everyone. 4.)A frickin' Hoss shows his power by breaking the handcuff chain. 5.) Return to Mediocre Midcard Status via same hoss. Dang. I lose. I need a new strategy. The sad part is this is a WAY better idea than anyone in the E would come up with
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 13, 2007 11:57:16 GMT -5
Wait till someone is crouching next to the ropes, run at them full pelt, and then, jump at them!
That always works.
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Don Corleone
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Post by Sim on Jan 13, 2007 12:22:45 GMT -5
Come in at about 20, but just stay on the apron, and suplex anyone who comes near out of the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 13, 2007 13:27:10 GMT -5
I'd bribe a bunch of guys that aren't in the Rumble to stand around ringside and catch me when I was thrown over and put me back in the ring.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 13, 2007 13:29:54 GMT -5
A great heel win to any Rumble would be, the 28th and 29th guys both eliminating each other. Then when number 30 enters, someone like Edge, all he would have to do it climb into the ring, and he'd automatically be the last one left standing. Say there is 8 guys in the ring. 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! BOOM! Kane comes in at 29. Just starts tossing people out of the ring. Eliminates them all. His music starts playing. Pyro goes off on all 4 corners. The fans are going crazy. He salutes the fans and steps over the top rope onto the floor. Then you see 10! 9! 8! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! I come out and go to WrestleMania. The question is...who would I challenge at WrestleMania? the undataykaaaah!
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Tommy Wiseau
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Post by hitman7 on Jan 13, 2007 13:39:05 GMT -5
I would chop my legs of below the knee. That'll show em!!!
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Post by Secret Clown on Jan 13, 2007 15:29:47 GMT -5
When I enter run as fast as I can down the Aisle. Slide Paul London style across the ring, Super Crazy front flip onto my feet and jump over the top rope beating the record for shortest time in the rumble and cementing my place in WWE History
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Post by Error on Jan 13, 2007 15:36:38 GMT -5
Enter in the mid 20s, grab a chair, sit in the corner, handcuff myself to the rope and wait. When it is down to 2, I unlock the cuffs and throw out the other guy.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 13, 2007 15:37:38 GMT -5
do the patented randy orton/road dogg hug the bottom rop like a sloth manuever I agree with this man, on strategy and kick ass-ness of the band in his sig.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 13, 2007 15:40:54 GMT -5
1.)Handcuff myself to the ropes. 2.)Then smile and gloat about it until I realise I just took away about half of my defense. 3.)Get the snot kicked out of me...by everyone. 4.)A frickin' Hoss shows his power by breaking the handcuff chain. 5.) Return to Mediocre Midcard Status via same hoss. Dang. I lose. I need a new strategy. I don't care if this strategy doesn't work. They need to use this with someone. Miz, maybe?
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 13, 2007 16:05:17 GMT -5
Have a loaded forearm, a pad followed by a pipe or something, all wrapped in tape. I would then lariat guys one at a time with it, and let everyone else eliminate them so I wouldn't be exposed to someone sneaking up behind me.
A couple of chains and brass knuckles hidden about my person so I can clock anyone.
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Post by badantoineaccid on Jan 13, 2007 16:10:49 GMT -5
The Jerry Lawler "Hide Under the Ring" strategy might work. As long as you're not #1. Then you're screwed.
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Post by Angus Mcloud on Jan 13, 2007 17:14:23 GMT -5
Come in at number 30 but replace my entrance video with "One Night in China" and if anyone can stand that i edit in Nicole Bass and John John Kronus's sex video at the end and if anyone in the ring can stand THAT then my friend they deserve to win
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Jan 13, 2007 20:48:49 GMT -5
The Jerry Lawler "Hide Under the Ring" strategy might work. As long as you're not #1. Then you're screwed. That's what I would do as well. Or I would just cover myself with Crisco so no one could or could grab me to toss me over the rope. Who am I kidding? I would just bring a gigantic bag of popcorn to the ring and hit everyone with it and hope for the best.
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Post by H-Fist on Jan 14, 2007 4:20:51 GMT -5
Go directly to corner of ring. Sit down. Anyone comes close, ninja role to another corner. Repeat. I think it'd make more sense to handcuff an ankle to the bottom rope with a slightly longer chain. It would be impossible to throw me out, and i could run the length of one side of the ring, hitting people with lariats and such. also, if necessary, i could go out to the aprom either under the first or between the first and second rope.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 14, 2007 4:37:11 GMT -5
Step out between the middle ropes, and attack people randomly from the apron.
If they smack me out to the floor, I'm safe...whee! =P
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Post by John Cena PWNS!!! on Jan 14, 2007 4:45:43 GMT -5
i would bring a hand grenade, a bottle of steroids, and a Hulk Hogan and John Cena as my bodyguards
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Post by viscera on Jan 14, 2007 6:22:20 GMT -5
I'd glue myself to the mat
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Unicron
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Post by Rocky Angle on Jan 14, 2007 9:04:15 GMT -5
I'd enter at number one, then immediately slide under the bottom rope. Then I'd leave the arena, and watch the rumble match in a nearby bar. When it gets down to like 2 guys I would return, but I'd only enter the ring when there was just one guy left.
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