Let's Make Some Fan Laws.

[bobolebowski]

Fan Law: Must at some point boo a baby face wrestler.

Fan Law: Must be the recipent of a piledriver at least once.

Fan Law: Must provide some sort of weapon for a hardcore match. (Even if it doesnt really hurt that bad)

Fan Law: Terry Funk will never retire.

Fan Law: Must have some balls and not cover your ears when pyro goes off.

[The Lach is very tired]

Any wrestler billed from outside the USA must be evil.

[Rapper & Actor Sammy Davis III]

Fan Law: Whoever plays the entrance music/video/pyro is all knowing. A wrestler can be fired, injured, in jail, or barred from the building, but the sound guy knows the exactlly when he'll walk out into the arena.

And to think, in what 14 years of RAW, no one ever thought to ask this guru, just to be ready if someone was going to interfere in their match. Maybe he's a monk they found in the mountains of India who took some kind of vow of silence.

[-Lithium-]

Getting hit with a shoe thats off hurts more then a shoe thats on someones feet that actually has alot of force behind it and stuff...

[Deleted]

Faces hate other faces unless they share a common enemy and do not help each other out. However, heels are all friends and will help each other out for no reason what so ever.

[Ultimo Chocula]

If there's anything involving women their clothes will be ripped off regardless if they're having a match, doing a promo, or just walking by in the background.

[viscera]

Most of the Impact Zone fans will not count as fans. They will instead count as obsessed TNA Junkies who most likely need to be committed

[Ratings]

I think this has already been done:

www.thewrestlingfan.com/fanlaws.html

[Deleted]

^^^ my faves from that list

When feuding with Undertaker or Kane, 1940's style gasoline canisters are always readily available under a ring.

For divas, wearing a quarter-inch skirt and a tank-top is fine. But is they're torn off to reveal... quarter inch-panties and a bra just as revealing as said tank-top, they must run away screaming while trying to cover themselves up

when you turn heel your theme music will now be played very slowly.

[bobolebowski]

if your a loser and your bland, boring, and you got nothing go for you....reform the nWo

[Brother Ike: Thread Killer]

If you hang out with Sting for more than 5 minutes, you must double cross him.

Their is no move more effective than reversing another man's small package. But if he is able to reverse your reversal...then your pretty much f***ed.

[krzykraka]

you can steal someone's olympic gold metals only if you are a face

You can be pinned in a title match,in the "extra" 5 minutes after the time limit expired (for all you Ric Flair fans you know what I am talking about)

After a referee has been knocked out only then can a wrestler go for his finisher and have the crowd count the 3 count

You have to count to ten when puching someone in the corner,no stopping,no doing any funny taught before reaching ten.

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Getting fat while having a book out detailing your personal fitness regimen is not at all hypocritical.

I like Trips, but that's funny right thar.