Let's Make Some Fan Laws.

[mrpink]

Hey, I'm stealing this idea from thewrestlingfan.com. They have a list of the universal "laws" of wrestling that everyone can agree on. Let's come up with some of our own.

And let's keep them to actual universal truths and not as a way to bitch about the storylines and/or personalities we don't like.

I'll start with a few.

1. A cheering crowd can bring a popular wrestler back from the brink of unconsciousness.

2. Every Canadian must know how to execute the Sharpshooter.

3. Everyone with a Middle Eastern background must know how to execute the Camel Clutch.

4. In a No DQ match, chairs are relatively ineffective, but in a non-wrestling attack they are lethal.




And I'm sure this has been done before on this site. Please don't write and tell me that cause its not on here right now.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

The male wrestlers are always sleeping with the female wrestlers/valets/managers; eventually, the woman will turn on the man.

[Ultimo Chocula]

If two faces are teaming and one begins to turn heel, the other will be completley oblivious to his partner's behavior, regardles off how obvious it is that he's turning bad, until said partner turns on him at the worst possible time. The still face partner will be totally shocked.

[Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!!]

having a wrestling career provides ample time for a side job (Plumber, Construction Worker, Travel Agent etc.) wrestling must not pay very well.

[gabou142]

No face wrestlers watch the actual show (I don't blame them) when about 90% of the times the heels share their evil plan on the national network

[Deleted]

Finishing moves aren't quite as strong on PPVs. They should be enough to put a guy down for the count on regular TV, but on PPV don't be surprised if they kick out.

[Deleted]

No matter what moves you excecute or what weapons you use. Nothing is more effective than pulling an oppenents tights or putting your foot on the ropes for leverage.

[Shake A Leg]

Fans should be able to say how much of a jackass Vince McMahon is when rumors come out on Batista maybe ending Undertaker's WrestleMania winning streak.

[Chuckie Finster]

Surprise rollups after one or more of the combatants has gone for their finisher in a non-main event TV match should be enough to put a man down for the 3-count without actually putting pressure on their shoulders.

[maxx420]

A title belt is the most lethal weapon in all of wrestling. Wrestlers can kick out from chair shots, bell shots & being put through tables, but if you get clocked with a title belt, it's lights out!

[Chuckie Finster]

The harder you hit a man with a steel chair, the more fired up he will get. If you hit him weakly, he'll go down easier.

[Deleted]

If the referee is knocked unconscious he will recover immediately after the heel has cheated and is pinning the face.

You can be inside a car dropped from 30 feet or so by a crane, and be back on TV in a week.

If you have internal injuries you will have to wear an ace bandage around your midsection.

[maxx420]

Whenever a face is tagged into the match by his exhausted partner he can & will continually clothesline the opposition.

A referee must always stop a face from illegally entering the ring during a tag-team match; heels are free to come & go as they please.

[Deleted]

maxx420 said:

Whenever a face is tagged into the match by his exhausted partner he can & will continually clothesline the opposition.

On that note, it only takes a few seconds or 4 clotheslines for the tired partner to regain all of his energy and help his partner out again.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Plain black tights, three high impact moves, and a "chugga chugga" theme song is more than enough for you to get over and be in the main event within the year.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

maxx420 said:

Whenever a face is tagged into the match by his exhausted partner he can & will continually clothesline the opposition.

In addition, the face will also inevitably back body-drop both opponents after said clotheslines.

Also, you poke it, you own it.

[Ultimo Chocula]

If you are a heel and you turn face all of your past chicanery will be forgiven instantly.

[frickinsweet]

Fan Law: No fan is allowed to chant "What?" during any promo unless it's Stone Cold Steve Austin...or The Great Khali, who nobody truly understands.

Fan Law: Once a gimmick is retired, the moratorium on using that gimmick on another wrestler is 7 years.

Fan Law: Once a stable is disbanded, they will be allowed to come back together one and only one more time, and it has to be within 2 years. Otherwise, they must remain disbanded forever.

Fan Law: A wrestler who loses a "retirement match" must truly stay retired. Allowances will be made for "loser leaves town" matches, however.

Fan Law: Only teenage girls and young boys can cheer for John Cena....oh sorry, that's a "Man Law"

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

1. If there is food present in a sketch (for example, a birthday cake), that food WILL end up on somebody.

2. If there is a table in the ring for a contract signing or something, the table WILL be upside down or smashed by the end of the segment.

3. When a pool is present (i.e. The Spring Break Nitro episodes), someone will get thrown in.

4. If a tag team has weeks of vignettes before their debut, they will be relegated to Heat after a month.

[The Line]

ultimochocula said:

If you are a heel and you turn face all of your past chicanery will be forgiven instantly.

thats why I love ROH. Alex Shelley turned face, but all the faces still hated him for being in GenNext