The Saga of Backlund

[barryhorowitz4ever]

they could do this in a series of backstage vignettes, the first one cornette and zybysko or whoever are arguing, and backlund comes up and says something bizarre and then walks off:

zybysko: where do you find that guy?

cornette: me?! i thought you hired him!

then a segment when they are talking with some personnal guy:

personnal guy: i looked into that issue for you mister cornette, apparently mister backlund doesnt work here. kevin nash brought him in to be a judge at his pcs championship a few months ago, and when it was over he wouldnt leave.

cornette: you mean hes been showing up here everyday even though he doesnt have a job?

pg: its worse than that sir, i mean he litterally wouldnt leave. he sleeps under the ring in the arena at night, and he walks around the park harrassing tourists by day.

then cornette needs to confront backlund about just what in the world his deal is, or something like that, lol.

*i graciously acknowledge the inspiration of uhf and office space in creating this post

[Corporate H]

I'm starting to think Backlund is just TNA's answer to Ron Simmons.

[MoleMan]

bencrocker said:

I'm starting to think Backlund is just TNA's answer to Ron Simmons.

I DISAGREE!