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Post by DeLaGhetto on Oct 31, 2006 3:33:05 GMT -5
a thread in honor of today being Halloween who would win in a fight between a horror movie character or a wrestling gimmick(staying kayfabe here) for example: Undertaker & Kane vs Jason and Leatherface Chucky enters the midget division! have fun with it....  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2006 4:41:16 GMT -5
Mickie James (Trish obsessed stalker version) vs. Annie Wilkes (Misery): Trish Stratus releases a WWE books directed autobiography that Annie notices at her local bookstore. Typically, Annie only goes for the sort of purple prose found in your typical two dollar tawdry Harlequinn Book, but something about Trish's book catches her eye. The cover sports a photo of the young, healthy, athletic, beautiful Trish that we all know and love. Seeing such a special performer, reading about her exploits in the ring, Annie forms a new obsession: become just as heroic, as moral, as accomplished a performer as Trish.
There is one slight problem: Annie reads a chapter dealing with Trish's ongoing problems with an obsessed fan named Mickie James. Hearing about Trish being assaulted, sexually harassed, stalked, and finally imitated in grotesque parody by this so-called "biggest fan", Annie decides to confront Mickie and force her to stop harassing Trish, using force if necessary. And who knows, with Mickie out of the picture, maybe Trish will let her be her biggest fan....
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Oct 31, 2006 7:22:54 GMT -5
Michael Myers vs Original Kane
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Oct 31, 2006 8:16:51 GMT -5
Chucky vs. Rick Steiner....
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Brain Of F'n J
Hank Scorpio
Not that cool enough to have one of these....wait.
We Discodians must stick apart.
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Post by Brain Of F'n J on Oct 31, 2006 8:24:50 GMT -5
Pinhead vs. Mordecai
Jed Shaffer
~Pinhead goes for the headbutt ... AND THEY'RE STUCK TOGETHER!!!
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on Oct 31, 2006 8:39:13 GMT -5
Michael Myers vs Hogan in a No-sell-athon.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 31, 2006 8:51:58 GMT -5
Godz's Horror Supercard
The Leprachaun vs Little Bastard
Frankenstein vs Brock Lesnar
Jason vs Masked Kane
Freddy Kruger vs Cactus Jack
Leatherface vs Abdullah the Butcher
Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy vs Ministry of Darkness Undertaker
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hollywood
King Koopa
the bullet dodger
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Post by hollywood on Oct 31, 2006 9:35:07 GMT -5
Hollywood's Horror Supercard!!!
Leatherface VS Sandman
--The match ends in a no contest when Face's family charges the ring and beats him down until Balls Mahoney makes the save which leads to an impromptu tag match...
Leatherface & his brother (can't remember his name) VS Sandman and Balls Mahoney -- No DQ Tag match
--Sandman and Balls win after some wicked cane and chairshots to Leatherface, and a Rolling Rock from up top to finish things.
Chucky VS Max Mini
--Max wins after a wicked Mini-canrana on Chucky
Freddy VS Tommy Dreamer
--Freddy gets frustrated, saying "Why won't you DIE!?" because Tommy won't stay down. Tommy scores the win out of nowhere with a quick rollup. Freddy is furious and attacks Dreamer, but Sandman and Balls make the save.
Jason Voorhees & Michael Myers VS Kane & Big Show -- Falls Count Anywhere Tag Match
--Michael scores the win for his team--despite interference from Freddy on Jason, thus continuing their feud--when he smashes an oversized pumpkin over Show's head and delivers his own Clothesline from Hell. (Michael's literally IS from Hell! Don't question it.)
Pinhead VS Vince McMahon
--Match ends abruptly when Pinhead drags Vince to Hell for crimes against wrestlers, fans, the business, and humanity.
The Undertaker VS Ash -- Hell in a Cell
--Ash scores the victory after some crazy old man in gray robes tosses him a chainsaw and a funky old book.
As the show closes, Sandman, Balls, and Dreamer hit the ring and share a round of beers with Ash when suddenly, the Zombie shambles to the ring!!! Balls chairshots him, and Sandman gets the mic and screams "THIS...IS MY BOOMSTICK!!!" And he cracks Zombie with his cane.
Freddy appears on the Titan Tron with Michal and Jason and says Dreamer's the toughest S.O.B. he's ever seen. He also says Michael and Jason said Kane and Show were bad mothers, too, and he wishes everyone a Happy Halloween...and Sweet Dreams...hahaha!
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Oct 31, 2006 11:38:05 GMT -5
Thats funny. We think alike. I had Dreamer against Freddy on mine, then after remembering Cactus' scene in ICP's movie, Big Money Hu$tlas, where he constantly quips terrible one liners while fighting Shaggy 2 Dope.....I wanted to see him in a similar fight vs Freddy
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Oct 31, 2006 11:40:28 GMT -5
Leatherface vs. Leatherface(aka the recently undeceased Mike Kirschner).
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hollywood
King Koopa
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Post by hollywood on Oct 31, 2006 12:33:16 GMT -5
Thats funny. We think alike. I had Dreamer against Freddy on mine, then after remembering Cactus' scene in ICP's movie, Big Money Hu$tlas, where he constantly quips terrible one liners while fighting Shaggy 2 Dope.....I wanted to see him in a similar fight vs Freddy Great minds, and all that.  |
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Post by plushtar on Oct 31, 2006 13:38:31 GMT -5
Jason runs a gauntlet of:
- New Jack
- Big Van Vader
- Stan Hansen
- Arn Anderson
- Andre the Giant
Jobbing them all out with Lariats.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Oct 31, 2006 13:41:16 GMT -5
Hulk's Halloween Havoc.
Intergender Tag Team Match:
Buffy Summers and Angel VS Kevin Thorn and Ariel.
Spike VS Johnny Nitro.
Weapons Match (each opponent can only use one weapon):
The Sandman (with singapore cane) VS Michael Myers (with butcher knife)
Inferno Match:
Kane VS Freddy Kruger.
A Zombie Battle Royal featuring The Zombie and the Zombies from Dawn Of Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead, and the heroes from those respective movies.
Sword On A Pole Match:
Blade VS Gangrel.
D-X VS Otis B. Driftwood and Captain Spaulding.
Fatal Fourway:
Big Show VS Godzilla VS The Great Khali VS King Kong.
John Cena VS Frankenstein's Monster.
Hulk Hogan VS Leatherface.
The Boogeyman VS The Candyman.
Main Event: Hell In A Cell:
Undertaker VS Jason Vorhees.
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Post by Alucard on Oct 31, 2006 13:53:27 GMT -5
Freddy Vs. Jason (ECW)
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Oct 31, 2006 14:03:06 GMT -5
HorrorMania I
Your hosts are Gordon Solie and Chucky.
The Undertaker (the original version) vs. Frankenstein's Monster
Texas Death Match: Terry Funk vs. Leatherface
Flaming Tables Match: Balls Mahoney vs. Damien (as an adult)
The Zombie vs. A Zombie
No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere Match: Michael Myers vs. Cactus Jack
Steel Cage Match: Jason Voorhees vs. Andre The Giant
Norman Bates vs. Goldust
Clawed Glove on a Pole Match: Freddy Krueger vs. Roddy Piper
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Oct 31, 2006 14:19:25 GMT -5
Eugene vs The Creeper of Jeepers Creepers
A Mummy vs The Yeti in a humble match
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kevinhardy
Dennis Stamp
Because I can become a better Champion than this person.
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Post by kevinhardy on Oct 31, 2006 16:09:49 GMT -5
cactus jack vs jason vorhees
sandman vs the invisible man
gill man vs eugene
dracula vs kevin thorn vs vampiro
pin head vs undertaker
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JMA
Hank Scorpio
Down With Capitalism!
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Post by JMA on Oct 31, 2006 16:24:15 GMT -5
Lament Configuration on a Pole Match: Sabu vs. Pinhead
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Oct 31, 2006 16:38:40 GMT -5
Hollywood's Horror Supercard!!!Pinhead VS Vince McMahon --Match ends abruptly when Pinhead drags Vince to Hell for crimes against wrestlers, fans, the business, and humanity. [/i][/quote] Not to mention the incest angle with Stephanie that never saw the light of day (thank god). |
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 1, 2006 13:18:39 GMT -5
I came up with a Halloween Survivor Series:
Buffy's Slayers: Buffy Summers, Angel, Spike, Blade, Van Helsing VS The Wrestling Vampires: Kevin Thorn, Ariel, Gangrel, Edge, and Christian.
The Zombies: The Zombie (ECW) and four regular zombies VS The Zombie Killers: The Sandman, Shaun and Ed from "Shaun Of The Dead," Ben from "Night Of The Living Dead," and Kenneth Hall from "Dawn Of The Dead."
D-X: Shawn Michaels, Triple H, X-Pac, Road Dogg, and Billy Gunn VS The Psycho Killers: Patrick Bateman (American Psycho), Norman Bates (Psycho), Otis B. Driftwood (The Devil's Rejects), Captain Spaulding(Also Devil's Rejects), and Jack Torrance (The Shining).
The Giants: Big Show, Andre The Giant, Abyss, Kevin Nash, and The Great Khali VS The Monsters: Godzilla, King Kong, The Predator, The Alien, and The Thing (not Ben Grimm).
The Heroes of Wrestling: Hulk Hogan, Sting, Ricky Steamboat, Bret Hart, and Tommy Dreamer VS The Universal Monsters: Dracula, Frankenstein's Monster, The Wolf-Man, The Mummy, and The Creature From The Black Lagoon.
The Heroes of Horror: Ash (the Evil Dead series), The Crow, Rick O'Connell (The Mummy), Ellen Ripley (Alien), and Sarah Connor (Terminator and Terminator 2) VS The Ultimate Heels: Ric Flair, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, "Rowdy" Rody Piper, Raven, and Jeff Jarrett.
And, finally, the main event:
The Wrestlers from Hell: Undertaker, Kane, Vader, and the Road Warriors Hawk and Animal VS The Masters Of Horror: Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, and Pinhead.
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
