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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 13:44:58 GMT -5
-Freakin' Deacon's pet tarantula Willow is back, and no one is happier about that than I am. Now if only they'd get Deacon out of this dead end team with G-Rilla, I'd be truly happy.
-Speakin' of G-Rilla, he's now apparently working a full on white meat babyface persona, without having any of the charisma necessary to pull it off. He shucks and jives like Dusty Rhodes, but he just doesn't have the charisma or fan support to pull it off. Plus, the guy really needs to put a shirt on. He rivals American Baloon in the man boobs department.
-The Majors Brothers, Bret and Brian, are getting closer to being ready for a call up to the big leagues. They're solid workers, if a little vanilla, and they've definetly got the good looks and muscular form that Vince looks for in stars. Also, one of them, I'm not sure which is which, looks exactly like Josh Matthews with a shaggy haircut. It's almost creepy.
-Mike Knox and Derek Neikirk should both be on ECW or Raw television right now. They're a brilliant tag team, and there's no excuse for keeping them in the minor leagues. The could easily slide right into any tag team division in the company.
-The Bag Lady(aka Melissa Coates) looks shockingly hot when she's all cleaned up out of the gimmick, which Krissy Vaine coaxed her into last night. Apparently, Coates has dropped a little muscle mass since the last time I saw her, because she was lookin' slim and toned, but not freakishly muscular.
-Sonny Siaki is another guy who is flat out ready to be called up. He and Vito had a pretty awesome match last night that I would put on any WWE tv show in the past 2 or 3 months.
-Speakin' of Vito, he really needs to drop this "Muay Thai" fighter gimmick, because he looks flat out stupid in it. He should just go back to being an italian badass.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 26, 2007 13:46:36 GMT -5
I sure wish I got DSW, or OVW for that matter
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:04:49 GMT -5
I still see DSW postings and think of a shoe store.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 14:05:47 GMT -5
Huh? Shoe store? I don't get it.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 26, 2007 14:16:06 GMT -5
-Freakin' Deacon's pet tarantula Willow is back, and no one is happier about that than I am. Now if only they'd get Deacon out of this dead end team with G-Rilla, I'd be truly happy. -Speakin' of G-Rilla, he's now apparently working a full on white meat babyface persona, without having any of the charisma necessary to pull it off. He shucks and jives like Dusty Rhodes, but he just doesn't have the charisma or fan support to pull it off. Plus, the guy really needs to put a shirt on. He rivals American Baloon in the man boobs department. -The Majors Brothers, Bret and Brian, are getting closer to being ready for a call up to the big leagues. They're solid workers, if a little vanilla, and they've definetly got the good looks and muscular form that Vince looks for in stars. Also, one of them, I'm not sure which is which, looks exactly like Josh Matthews with a shaggy haircut. It's almost creepy. -Mike Knox and Derek Neikirk should both be on ECW or Raw television right now. They're a brilliant tag team, and there's no excuse for keeping them in the minor leagues. The could easily slide right into any tag team division in the company. -The Bag Lady(aka Melissa Coates) looks shockingly hot when she's all cleaned up out of the gimmick, which Krissy Vaine coaxed her into last night. Apparently, Coates has dropped a little muscle mass since the last time I saw her, because she was lookin' slim and toned, but not freakishly muscular. -Sonny Siaki is another guy who is flat out ready to be called up. He and Vito had a pretty awesome match last night that I would put on any WWE tv show in the past 2 or 3 months. -Speakin' of Vito, he really needs to drop this "Muay Thai" fighter gimmick, because he looks flat out stupid in it. He should just go back to being an italian badass. Intreasting. I agree about the Majors and Team Elite. They should be called up soon and in my opinion are the two strongest tag teams in a long while. Elite's tag team moves are phenominal. They should move both of them to Raw and restart the Tag division. G-Rilla is just garbage. However Deacon is actually good and if they do a Deacon-Kane feud in 2007 on Smackdown I would be happy(now I now Deacon was Fake Kane, but as Deacon it would be a million times better) Sonny Siaki was one of my favorites in TNA and really should be great in WWE. He is just a great wrestler as Flying Elvis to an X-Division champion. So bringing him up soon would be cool and could put on some good matches. As Vito goes, The Italian gimmick failed to create intreast, as did the dress gimmick which made him look like a joke. So this MMA gimmick to me is worth a shot. Why go back to a gimmick that failed. Any way those are my basic thoughts.
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Post by Legion on Feb 26, 2007 14:26:30 GMT -5
I wouldn't put moving a tag team to Raw on the worse tag team in the world.
I say move them either to ECW where they can fued with the returned La Resistance or move to Smackdown where the tag scene is half decent.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:28:40 GMT -5
Huh? Shoe store? I don't get it. There's a chain of shoe stores up north called DSW. Every time I see DSW info, I see the wrestlers fighting in a shoe store.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Feb 26, 2007 14:29:22 GMT -5
I wouldn't put moving a tag team to Raw on the worse tag team in the world. I say move them either to ECW where they can fued with the returned La Resistance or move to Smackdown where the tag scene is half decent. My point is that the tag division is terrible. So they need new teams to make it better. Maybe one could go to Smackdown I supose as well but Raw needs major help on there tag division.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:30:01 GMT -5
-Speakin' of Vito, he really needs to drop this "Muay Thai" fighter gimmick, because he looks flat out stupid in it. He should just go back to being an italian badass. As Vito goes, The Italian gimmick failed to create intreast, as did the dress gimmick which made him look like a joke. So this MMA gimmick to me is worth a shot. Why go back to a gimmick that failed. Any way those are my basic thoughts. They should make him Vito "The Skull" LoGrasso again.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 14:30:08 GMT -5
I could see Sonny Siaki and Afa Jr.'s Samoan Fight Club doing really well on Raw, if given the correct push.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:31:03 GMT -5
I could see Sonny Siaki and Afa Jr.'s Samoan Fight Club doing really well on Raw, if given the correct push. In other words, they would be Umaga's "lost cousins", right?
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Post by wrath on Feb 26, 2007 14:32:00 GMT -5
I've seen a picture of Vito's new look and I don't think he looks that silly. No sillier than he did wearing a dress. Maybe just drop the head band.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 14:32:02 GMT -5
I could see Sonny Siaki and Afa Jr.'s Samoan Fight Club doing really well on Raw, if given the correct push. In other words, they would be Umaga's "lost cousins", right? Oh, damn, didn't think of that. That could turn out badly. Although Siaki is one of the few Samoans, the other being Joe, that I know of that has no connection to the Anoai family of Afa Jr. and Umaga.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Feb 26, 2007 14:34:20 GMT -5
Huh? Shoe store? I don't get it. There's a chain of shoe stores up north called DSW. Every time I see DSW info, I see the wrestlers fighting in a shoe store. Freakin' Deacon vs. Sonny Siaki in a DSW "DSW" shoe store street fight with, of all people, Al Bundy as guest referee
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 14:35:42 GMT -5
There's a chain of shoe stores up north called DSW. Every time I see DSW info, I see the wrestlers fighting in a shoe store. Freakin' Deacon vs. Sonny Siaki in a DSW "DSW" shoe store street fight with, of all people, Al Bundy as guest referee I LOVE IT!!!!!
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:36:46 GMT -5
There's a chain of shoe stores up north called DSW. Every time I see DSW info, I see the wrestlers fighting in a shoe store. Freakin' Deacon vs. Sonny Siaki in a DSW "DSW" shoe store street fight with, of all people, Al Bundy as guest referee It could be the oft-rumored but rarely seen BOGO match. Surprise run-in by...SNITSKY!!
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Feb 26, 2007 14:37:43 GMT -5
Freakin' Deacon vs. Sonny Siaki in a DSW "DSW" shoe store street fight with, of all people, Al Bundy as guest referee It could be the oft-rumored but rarely seen BOGO match. Surprise run-in by...SNITSKY!! Snitsky would suffer from a synaptic overload if he set foot in a DSW shoe store.....
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:38:01 GMT -5
In other words, they would be Umaga's "lost cousins", right? Oh, damn, didn't think of that. That could turn out badly. Although Siaki is one of the few Samoans, the other being Joe, that I know of that has no connection to the Anoai family of Afa Jr. and Umaga. It might not be so bad. Both of them are in good shape, so Johnny Ace and Vince wouldn't know what to do with them. Probably turn them into Deuce and Domino's gang or something.
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 26, 2007 14:38:44 GMT -5
It could be the oft-rumored but rarely seen BOGO match. Surprise run-in by...SNITSKY!! Snitsky would suffer from a synaptic overload if he set foot in a DSW shoe store..... It would cause all of his hair to fall out. Wait...
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 26, 2007 14:39:44 GMT -5
Oh, damn, didn't think of that. That could turn out badly. Although Siaki is one of the few Samoans, the other being Joe, that I know of that has no connection to the Anoai family of Afa Jr. and Umaga. It might not be so bad. Both of them are in good shape, so Johnny Ace and Vince wouldn't know what to do with them. Probably turn them into Deuce and Domino's gang or something. Yeah, but they're best as what they are right now, just two Samoan who kick ass. By the way, Afa Jr. is an incredibly sharp dresser.
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