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Post by volvic on Feb 24, 2007 18:57:29 GMT -5
I thought I do this for the hell of it... Let's fast forward a bit into the future. The WWE has finally followed WCW, ECW, and all the other wrestling feds into oblivion. A shocking and devastating tell-all book is written by someone who was in the E's inner circle for many years, and many outright horrible revelations come to light. Which of those revelations don't surprise you, even though they should? Mine are: It is revealed that Linda McMahon liked a drink or two... There were in-fact no creative meetings ever held, only parties were much coke was snorted and many orgies were had. All scripts that were produced for the shows were written by some underling 3 hours before curtain... Stephanie McMahon was in actual fact the enemy within, she was bitter that the WWE had robbed her of a proper childhood and had kept her parents from her while she was growing up. So she decided to destroy Vince and Linda's favorite child... Kevin Dunn had something on the McMahon family, hence his top ranking position within the company... It wasn't a case of Triple H sleeping with the bosses daughter that eventually brought the downfall of the company, it was the sleeping with the boss that did the trick. The whole Steph/Trips thing was a work... Anyone else want to play?  |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Feb 24, 2007 19:13:09 GMT -5
That the WWE is nothing more than a money laundering front for the Canadian Mafia.
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Post by spmkillie on Feb 24, 2007 19:21:38 GMT -5
It is revealed that Linda McMahon liked a drink or two... I have no idea why but i found that really REALLY funny ;D |
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Post by 01 Mark! on Feb 24, 2007 19:25:23 GMT -5
There were in-fact no creative meetings ever held, only parties were much coke was snorted and many orgies were had. All scripts that were produced for the shows were written by some underling 3 hours before curtain... That would explain alot now wouldnt it |
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Post by bjboston on Feb 24, 2007 19:32:28 GMT -5
Todd Pettengill has a huge dong.
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Post by volvic on Feb 24, 2007 19:35:35 GMT -5
Todd Pettengill has a huge dong. That wouldn't surprise you?  |
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randomranter
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When you grow up....... YOU'RE GONNA BE WROOOOOONG!!!!
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Post by randomranter on Feb 24, 2007 20:00:13 GMT -5
The Vince/Stephanie "incest" angle that was planned wasn't a work. HHH walked in on them two one day and threatened to tell all to the local tabloids if he wasn't given a top position within the company.
He also demanded a permanent position for his (then teenage) lover, Sean Waltman, forcing us to suffer the horror that is X-Pac for years. The only reason he was released is that Vince eventually threatened to expose HHH's affair to his other boyfriend. A compromise was reached -- HHH keeps the position, Vince fires X-puke, and everyone keeps quiet.
B. Brian Blair actually "humbled" the Iron Sheik.
Chyna really was a man, hence HHH's attraction to him for all those years. The whole "woman" thing was a work. Hugh Hefner was in on it, and the Playboy centerfold was done with the use of a body double named Katie Vick......
Paul Heyman actually bought WWF, and not the other way around. He just liked the (then) WWF name better and kept it. He still runs the company out of his mother's basement.
JBL and Michael cole have one of those "kinky" relationships. JBL is the dominant one in public, but that's only because Cole lets him. You don't want to know what goes on behind the scenes.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
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Post by Ass Dan on Feb 24, 2007 20:09:42 GMT -5
Vince has killed 27 hobos.
WITH HIS MIND.
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Post by duxgutz on Feb 24, 2007 20:14:48 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's (alleged) 'Testicles the Size of Grapefruits' After years of roidz abuse are really shrunken down to the size of raisins!  |
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Feb 24, 2007 20:51:37 GMT -5
During 1 Night In China, when X-Pac is at the Berlin wall, he is in fact exploring Chyna's giant Brazilian wax.
For his entire phenomenal run at the top of the WWF's roster, Stone Cold was actually being pushed as a heel. JR was the only one not in on it.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Feb 24, 2007 21:02:42 GMT -5
Vince McMahon lost control of the WWE during the Attitude era. Now he is only there as a figurehead, the real brains behind the WWE is in fact Funaki.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Feb 24, 2007 21:06:08 GMT -5
Who first achieved that goal by taking out his main rival, Taka, through paying the 2000 Royal Rumble competitors to break his face.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Feb 24, 2007 23:21:46 GMT -5
linda mcmahon has a penis.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Feb 25, 2007 13:05:09 GMT -5
All of the people in the WWE HoF were required to give a sperm/DNA sample. They did this so that in the future they could breed a roster of super wrestlers that the WWE could easily control. All of the samples were kept in a refrigerated vault at WWE headquarters.
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Don Corleone
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Post by bobolebowski on Feb 25, 2007 13:22:29 GMT -5
that Vince was going to put the World Title on Mantaur
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How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 25, 2007 13:31:47 GMT -5
Vince has killed 27 hobos. WITH HIS MIND. He then took a train and ate it - piece by piece - after he just derailed it with his penis. Do I get a cookie for my Mr. Show reference?  |
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